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Fent
2nd December 2005, 17:20
...did you do anything that probably no other child did? I think I'm the only child that went on a school trip to his own house, they went to see the vegetable patch and how vegetables grow when I was 6

Peel_Acres
2nd December 2005, 17:21
I think I'm the only child that went on a school trip to his own house

:confused:

What was so special about your house?

Dawg
2nd December 2005, 17:23
I took a proper big shit in my nappy and the nappy fell off, there was poo everywhere, I put my hands in it and painted poo all over the washing machine and fridge.

Infidel
2nd December 2005, 17:39
WERE

OneGaryJohnson
2nd December 2005, 18:13
i said no to drugs

YipJaapStam
2nd December 2005, 21:41
I punched my teacher on my first day at school.

She was trying to put me on a banana slide but I just wasn't having it.

Robin_L
2nd December 2005, 21:52
I punched my teacher on my first day at school.

She was trying to put me on a banana slide but I just wasn't having it.

She'll probably still have the bruise

Infidel
2nd December 2005, 22:01
as a child robin l gave a speech at the tory part conference

http://www.bbc.co.uk/politics97/news/06/0619/hague5.jpg

ScottyP
2nd December 2005, 23:32
I took a proper big shit in my nappy and the nappy fell off, there was poo everywhere, I put my hands in it and painted poo all over the washing machine and fridge.

Thanks for that Dawg :sick:

blackburnblue
2nd December 2005, 23:35
i was the star netballer..

James_F
3rd December 2005, 05:32
I took a proper big shit in my nappy and the nappy fell off, there was poo everywhere, I put my hands in it and painted poo all over the washing machine and fridge.

I did something quite similar - except i had some buggy thing that i was pushing, and rubbed it all in to the carpet.

The_Gent
3rd December 2005, 13:22
My dog shagged James_F's leg once, we weren't children, I just thought that I would share it.....

QPRW12
3rd December 2005, 13:35
not really, although i did used to wipe my arse on towels rather then use bog roll up untill the age of 7. even at other peoples houses

The_Gent
3rd December 2005, 13:40
not really, although i did used to wipe my arse on towels rather then use bog roll up untill the age of 7. even at other peoples houses

is that why you only went round to friends houses twice......the second time to apologise?

QPRW12
3rd December 2005, 13:53
i did notice that whenever i went anywhere for dinner i wasnt aloud to touch the salad bowl or anything