Post your invention - Dog Biscuits Auto feeder (is mine)

[Infidel]

I have just invented a new idea. For Dogs this is like a soap dispenser with a twist. Before you say 'Hold on a minute Infidel, what would happen if the dog got too wise and used his paw multiple times on the release pad in a short amount of time there would be no biscuits left. Here is where the elegance of my idea comes out.

Imagine a 24 hour clock like them on a boiler. Well all you do is intergrate that into the design and you connect it to a Solenoid which is only active at choice momments. 'But Infidel In theory the dog could dispense all the contents in one hit.' Not gonna happen. The device is hung on the wall far enough to make dispensing an effort. In short the dog will do it but only when he is well hungry.

I think there is a market for my idea. If anyone knows any companies etc get in touch via PM.

now u have to tell me your idea.

regards,

Infidel
xx

[dan_tbm]

Did anything ever come of the toast vending machine?

[StretfordEnd]

http://www.smarthome.com/6100.html





*cough*

[Alan Shearer]

Great idea, like this? http://www.pet-dog-cat-supply-store.com/shop/shop_image/product/f40c6a78b69a5784b832f8c4a7e96469.jpg

[wrecker]

You forgot to put water in it.:EyeRoll:

[Smiffyboy]

With our friend Abu Hamza in jail now, as a rival to soap on a rope, how about Soap on a Hook? You certainly wouldn't drop it in the shower.

[Infidel]

Ive got a new invention. For old people/ back problem sufferers. When you are old having a bath is still nice. But getting out isnt.

Thats why I had to invent my new invention.

one powerful hairdryer.
one lielow (inflatable)
one long pipe
and a control box.

Essentially the man or woman presses the button when they need to get out and the inflatable inflates and takes them to the surface. After the water drained out. The inflatable is made from something water resistant and tough and the hairdryer is powerful enough.

I believe this invention will make it easier for people with back problems or weak joints to have a bath.

Anyone who wants to take this further please Pm me.

thanks

[StretfordEnd]

Hairdryer + bathroom + lots of water.

:no: :no: :no: :no: :no:

[Jock]

I thought up a way to slow down global warming and provide a practical clean energy source.

Currently we can use wave power generators to make electricity but they take up loads of space so aren't really practical on a large scale. They can be used as a method of producing hydrogen by using the electricity produced for electrolysis of seawater.

My invention is a giant train of wave generators towed behind a giant sailboat. The corriolis winds at the south pole can make a sailboat go round and round the pole without much steering if they just use a spinnaker sail.

This sounds completely imparactical but you can actually make massive sailboats which are incredibly strong out of pycrete (http://www.greencheese.org/PyCrete). These last years and if they only operated at the south pole would probably last decades and are cheap to produce. In fact you could make the largest ship ever to set sail for less than £1m and tie enough mylar sails to it that it could drag an incredibly large towed array of wave generators.

Since these would natural orbit the south pole even at varying distances you can set up an incredibly large amount of them takng up a massive amount of space but they will never get in other peoples way much (unlike conventional coastal wavepower).

Next week I'll be solving world hunger and the mystery of odd socks coming out of the washing machine when only pairs put in.

[great white]

Hairdryer + bathroom + lots of water.

:no: :no: :no: :no: :no:I think that was actually one of Infidels more sinister inventions Stret......A legitimate marketable way to kill off OAP's that smell of piss.....You see they have a bath before zapping themselves thus removing years of encrusted urine within their pubic regions and making the undertakers work far more pleasent......

[15CharactersMax]

Would 1,100 PSI be enough to withstand the ships getting crushed between the slow-moving ice-floes? What if they get wedged, how would you get them out, if they're unmanned? Or even if they ARE manned... remember what happened to Mr Shackleton. A problem in the Antarctic winter.

[Jock]

Would 1,100 PSI be enough to withstand the ships getting crushed between the slow-moving ice-floes? What if they get wedged, how would you get them out, if they're unmanned? Or even if they ARE manned... remember what happened to Mr Shackleton. A problem in the Antarctic winter.

They don't need to go that close to the ice. Besides which pycrete is considerably stronger than ice. It would be like trying to crush a rock with a very big sponge.

[Well Hung Doug]

I have just invented a new idea. For Dogs this is like a soap dispenser with a twist. Before you say 'Hold on a minute Infidel, what would happen if the dog got too wise and used his paw multiple times on the release pad in a short amount of time there would be no biscuits left. Here is where the elegance of my idea comes out.

Imagine a 24 hour clock like them on a boiler. Well all you do is intergrate that into the design and you connect it to a Solenoid which is only active at choice momments. 'But Infidel In theory the dog could dispense all the contents in one hit.' Not gonna happen. The device is hung on the wall far enough to make dispensing an effort. In short the dog will do it but only when he is well hungry.


Its been done, A psychologist called Pavlov used it to experiment on classical conditioning.