Things That Really Annoy You.

[Kelly_Owls]

Crumbs of toast in the butter
People who slurp their drinks.
People who when typing on a keyboard, seem to hit it with major force
People speaking a language other than English in England (I am a nosey lass)
How the price of car insurance is bloody WILD! When my nan brags hers is about 5 times less than mine will be.
Text talk

[Saltergate_guy]

Sheffield wednesday fans
and threads like this

[PhilJack]

Half the people on here!

[gary_fletcher]

dogs

[Diamonds Fan]

People who don't clean up after themselves

[djdabush]

People who sneeze all over you.

[gers_fan1]

people that boast about stuff and biteing the fork when eating.

[Kelly_Owls]

Sheffield wednesday fans
We only annoy you because we are far more superior ;) :p

[Irish White]

doors being left open...

[RedDev]

People who when typing on a keyboard, seem to hit it with major force



Tell me about it. My step brother does it and every key he presses I think. :angryfire Thats a £25 keyboard your wrecking!

[Infidel]

i'll tell u wot i hate. ready?

here we go.

1. when people are talking to other people and i am there,. but they change between languages! r they strying to show off! i ahgete it! cau imaing?

[BARNETFAN1]

in my experience it means they're talking about you.

[wrecker]

People asking for directions. You spend a little bit of time and care explaining carefully where they have to go. Then they thank you and head off in a completely different direction.

[BARNETFAN1]

i hate ***** who make crap jokes that make other people feel awkward.

for instance, walked into the cinema the other day, and the person behind me gave his ticket to the bird outside the door.

'enjoy your film'
'enjoy? doubt that'll be the right word hahaha!'
*blushing from ticket person*

twat.

[Infidel]

i hate it when u get killed in a genocide in africa. and all ur mates do as well in fact everyone in ur village does with axes and machetes.

close this thread now please james

[FY1]

Smelly people who lack any sort of personal hygene. It's not a lot of effort to shower and use anti persparent(sp?) is it?

[Infidel]

i hate it when u have an earthwuake that demolishes ur house, u survive for 4 days before being pulled from the wreckage. but cos everywhere in 100 hundred miles is smashed up too u die cos u cant get any midecail attension.

[wrecker]

i'll tell u wot i hate. ready?

here we go.

1. when people are talking to other people and i am there,. but they change between languages! r they strying to show off! i ahgete it! cau imaing?

Nein, Ich kann es mir nicht vorstellen:EyeRoll:

[NFFC_1865]

Great White :angryfire

[Infidel]

i ahte it wjhen u dont have enpugh food to eat and u have to drink dirty water that has piss and shit in it. and ur child dies cos u ant do anyhting about it. and then not long afterwards u die as well.

[Tractorboy Tom]

I hate the very cold

[Infidel]

i hate it when ur in a plane crash

[SamZMX]

trying to get the end of sallotape

[Smiffyboy]

I hate it when Matt doesn't like a thread so he posts nonsense to try and derail it.

I also hate people smacking gum :mad:
People who don't wash their hands after going to the bog. :sick:

[phil250]

Work.

[Fent]

barking dogs at 2am

[great white]

Net Retards

[TLC]

Marmite
Rice Pudding
Bullies

[Well Hung Doug]

Getting out of the shower.
Spiders.
Wasps.
Stupid irrational women.

[blueshrimper]

People who hold hands when walking down the street and dont bother doing anything just make you go a completly different way up the street.

[TOM OAFC]

Wasps yeah i do not like them either.

[Kelly_Owls]

Net Retards
Whoa!!! Hold yer horses, i'm yet to make one about things you dislike about yourself.

[nush]

the word "shrugs"

[Kelly_Owls]

the word "shrugs"
Why? *shrugs shoulders* ;)

[nush]

Why? *shrugs shoulders* ;)
dont you dare shrug! :p

dunno, just one of those weired personality things:hmm:

[Blackpool_O]

Those people that drive along in the middle lane of the motorway, then wait for you to pull out and overtake them, then decide to move into the lane they should have been in the first place :angryfire

[QPRW12]

i hate ***** who make crap jokes that make other people feel awkward.

for instance, walked into the cinema the other day, and the person behind me gave his ticket to the bird outside the door.

'enjoy your film'
'enjoy? doubt that'll be the right word hahaha!'
*blushing from ticket person*

twat.


i get that the time at waitrose! they`ll be like ` a pound of mince please`, i`ll be scooping the shit up and to fill in the time they`ll look down at their list and say something crap like `just gotta get the potatoes now` and then laugh really loudly as if what they`ve just said is funny...

i also get annoyed by little toffy kids comeing up to the counter and saying shit like `ohhh look mummy, they have organic salmon, can we get some organic salmon mummy?!` (theres a snotty semi posh area next to the waitrose i work at ) and the kids only about 5/6! he should be screaming for mcdonalds and shit.... little faggit!!!!! little prick! one day i swear

[QPRW12]

oh and people in pubs who talk louder and act more extrovert than everyone else because they want to be the centre of attention and want other people to overhear their convos, so that they feel like they are important and intertaining everyone. twats

[LinekerLegend]

people crunching crisps.

[burnley16]

Stuck up people
People that boast
I HATE the sound of other people eating.
my alarm clock

[4737 CARLING, SIR]

Not much is annoying me at the moment but there's one bloke at work who pisses me right off every morning. The opening morning conversation goes a little like this:

Bloke - What did you do last night?
Me - Went up the snooker club.
Bloke - Go up the snooker club did ya?

NO I ACTUALLY WENT SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU! OF COURSE I DID YOU PLUM!

[Gumpy Joe]

Those people that drive along in the middle lane of the motorway, then wait for you to pull out and overtake them, then decide to move into the lane they should have been in the first place :angryfire

Exactly what happened on the way home from work yesterday. C*nts.

[QPRW12]

people who try to make money out of anything
or people who have garage sales... just throw it all away you tight gits!

[mickgrant]

People who say 'yeah' when they're explaining something. After everything they say. I overheard a women in Subway the other day do it to this guy. She was telling him what she wanted in her sandwich.

"I'll have a turkey club, yeah. With mayonnaise, yeah... "

If that was me, I'd have stuffed that whole sandwich in her mouth right there. Now, ******* 'YEAH' that...

Or those numpties who say 'yes' or 'no' about 10 times when telling you something.

There's this bird who sits behind me at work does this at least 10 times a day and I have to physically stop myself from throwing my chair her.

[Pach]

People who say 'yeah' when they're explaining something. After everything they say. I overheard a women in Subway the other day do it to this guy. She was telling him what she wanted in her sandwich.

"I'll have a turkey club, yeah. With mayonnaise, yeah... "

If that was me, I'd have stuffed that whole sandwich in her mouth right there. Now, ******* 'YEAH' that...

Or those numpties who say 'yes' or 'no' about 10 times when telling you something.

There's this bird who sits behind me at work does this at least 10 times a day and I have to physically stop myself from throwing my chair her.

I used to get a similar feeling about "like" when I lived in NY.

[great white]

People that buy stuff without thinking it through then wanting to return it for a refund.....

Todays example - Stupid single bitch buys a gas cooker to use with bottled gas in her flat gets it home totally destroys the packing and polysterene on unpacking....She then finds out that bottled gas is prohibited in her building and if she continued to use it risked prosecution..So she cars it back to us...we all shrug (sorry nush ;) ) our shoulders and basically say tuff shit, she goes ape.....starts shouting like a nutta....We offered to take the thing back and refund minus 10% of the purchase price as the unit would now have to be sold as a display model.....she went ape again....We then told her as she paid by cheque she would be refunded by cheque in about eight days...she went ape again......was quite funny actually but still a bloody pain in the jacksy if only people thought beforehand but it really is annoying bit like those that buy American style fridge freezers then find out on delivery it too fuccin' wide to fit through the front door.......bizarrely they go ape aswell when told that 10% will be deducted + the delivery charge from their refund.......

I love my job actually :) Retards are not just on the internet they are around us at all times which is so comforting to know and thus making the drudge of daily life that much easier to handle...

[Smiffyboy]

Have you mastered the Gallic shrug yet Baz? It is truly a skill. You have to do the facial at the same time and the exhalation of breath.

[great white]

Have you mastered the Gallic shrug yet Baz? It is truly a skill. You have to do the facial at the same time and the exhalation of breath.Mastered a couple of years ago....in the professional sense only mind ;)......In a non professional sense I usually just scowl and call um a c*nt :)

[Kelly_Owls]

People who say 'yeah' when they're explaining something.
Must admit I do that sometimes :(
Or sometimes I ask a question and put 'yeah' on the end. Might have done it on here in the past.
Is it really that annoying then?

[great white]

Is it really that annoying then?Yeah....now shut up you stumpy bitch

[Athers]

Sponsored mouthguards.

[great white]

Sponsored mouthguards.Couldn't find anyone to put up the cash for Saturday night out Dan?......