The "I'm Spartacus" Thread [Archive]

Seagull

21st December 2001, 20:39

Right, let's try this again shall we.

*I* am Spartacus everyone. No-one else but me.

super white

21st December 2001, 21:11

why are we trying it again? :confused:

I am Spartacus!

skorn

21st December 2001, 21:49

I'm not Spartacus, but I AM his twin brother.

CyderLichtie

21st December 2001, 22:06

If you are Spartacus does that make me Tony Curtis?

Jamesie

21st December 2001, 22:27

I'm Spartacus so :frog: to you and yours

22nd December 2001, 01:17

Seagull is Spartacus people, why don't you all understand this??!?!

:confused: sheesh ;)

SID

22nd December 2001, 01:37

how mant times do i have to tell you lot? ...sings in chesney hawkes voice ...I AM THE ONE AND ONLY SPARTACUS:)

DrownedRaccoon

22nd December 2001, 01:52

I am spartacus. but u dont convince me that ur spartacus and i wont convince u so whats the bloody point in this thread?

super white

22nd December 2001, 02:05

well the point of the thread is obviously to tell silly deluded people like u that I am Spartacus! Duh :rolleyes:

DrownedRaccoon

22nd December 2001, 02:09

pity this thread wasnt up before i voted for the worst thread award :rolleyes:

Royal Blue Nose

22nd December 2001, 02:10

I AM THE ONLY GAY ESKIMO!!

Dorset Iron

22nd December 2001, 02:46

Veni Vidi Veci...I am Sparticus

Horsey

22nd December 2001, 09:53

Well I'm a roman dictator, and I have ordered everyone named SPARTICUS to be captured, tortured, and then hung from their B0LL0X

Royal Blue Nose

22nd December 2001, 12:46

Phew, just aswell they said they are all SPARTACUS rather than SPARTICUS then!

Seagull

22nd December 2001, 18:45

Noooooooo, no no no no no no no no no people. You're all wrong.

You see, I am Spartacus. No doubt about it. That's right, me. The one and only Spartacus.

Horsey

22nd December 2001, 21:52

Oh yea, and there's another thing, as well as people called Sparticus people called Spartacus will be attached to the back of a land rover (special type of chariot) and driver over the desert of spikey cactuses with their trousers down.

Before being killed and sold to McDonalds for chicken nuggets.

So which one of you bitches was spartacus/sparticus

Oh hell, kill them all

CyderLichtie

22nd December 2001, 22:57

:phew: lucky I'm Tony Curtis then isn't it?

SID

23rd December 2001, 00:40

i am the greatest dictationist of all time ..i can do shorthand and type 1000 words a minute ..oh you mean dictator ...dam:)

btw i am spartacus:)

Horsey

23rd December 2001, 12:46

I don't think there's a Tony Curtis on my list.

Got John Curtis though.

Left United. He'll rot in hell for that.

Seagull

23rd December 2001, 14:57

I keep telling you - I'm Spartacus

super white

23rd December 2001, 17:06

Are you dillusional? You're Seagull, I'm Spartacus! :rolleyes:

Horsey

23rd December 2001, 22:06

No. (enthatic)

You're Super White.:rolleyes:

I am horsey, and in the Ancient Swahilian lingo that thranslates exaclty to "I am spartactus you fat cunz. Me and only me."

*enjoys contradicting earlier postings*

red army

23rd December 2001, 22:13

I am Spartacus!

Jamesie

24th December 2001, 01:29

I once knew a man called Spartacus, he died soon after.

Luckily for him I am none other than Hulk Hogan.

casual

24th December 2001, 02:55

The Farm were a bit ****, really.

SID

24th December 2001, 03:07

during the day i am spartacus ...but at night i am deidrie rasheed :eek: :)

SID

24th December 2001, 03:13

during the day i am spartacus ...but at night i am deidrie rasheed :eek: :)

Seagull

24th December 2001, 11:40

ARE YOU ALL ****ING STUPID? I'M SPARTACUS

super white

24th December 2001, 15:08

Why do you keep saying that? I know you may want to be me, but I AM SPARTACUS

Seagull

24th December 2001, 17:39

*bangs head against keyboard*

Look, I AM SPARTACUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO I AFTA DO TO MAKE YOU THICK SODS UNDERSTAND!!!! :mad:

lol

Spartacus

24th December 2001, 20:13

I'm Spartacus. If you don't believe me, look at the bit on the left hand side.

Seagull

24th December 2001, 20:47

No way :eek:

I refuse to believe it. You, you imposter.

I'M Spartacus

Baltipie

24th December 2001, 20:47

Release Roderick.

Jamesie

24th December 2001, 20:56

Look, I'm Spartacus and I say this: "FREE KARL FLETCHER"

SID

26th December 2001, 01:57

go on then tell us who you are going to be ...well matthew tonight i'm gonna be SPARTACUS ...and i shall be singing a number first done by ROMAN KEATTING :)

Seagull

26th December 2001, 12:55

I'M Spartacus

super white

26th December 2001, 16:35

:rolleyes: this is getting tedious now :mad:

I am Spatacus and don't you forget it!!!!!!!

Seagull

26th December 2001, 18:39

Ok Super that's great, you be Spatacus :)

Meanwhile, I'm Spartacus :D

Royal Blue Nose

27th December 2001, 00:47

I AM THE ONLY GAY ESKIMO!

Dorset Iron

27th December 2001, 01:44

Everyone is Sparticus but I am more Sparticus than you lot

Royal Blue Nose

27th December 2001, 01:49

NO SERIOUSLY! I AM THE ONLY GAY ESKIMO!

Dorset Iron

27th December 2001, 02:02

Originally posted by Royal Blue Nose
NO SERIOUSLY! I AM THE ONLY GAY ESKIMO!
Do eskimos without an inside toilet live in an ig??

27th December 2001, 02:11

Someone here is Spartacus... and I wanna know who it is... cmon own up... I know you're here somewhere you scurvy dog!

Dorset Iron

27th December 2001, 02:15

I am Sparticus,I admit it so there

27th December 2001, 02:20

I'm gonna ask you one more time - who IS Spartacus???

DrownedRaccoon

27th December 2001, 02:25

spartacus is one of these people who goes on the internet, becomes everyone's mate and everyone whats to be him and become so obsessed that they think they are him.

SID

27th December 2001, 04:27

Originally posted by Ji
I'm gonna ask you one more time - who IS Spartacus???

ME

Jamesie

27th December 2001, 14:02

I'm Carl Fletcher and I did not kill Datani:salute:

Seagull

27th December 2001, 21:46

No, I'm Spartacus

Royal Blue Nose

28th December 2001, 01:10

NO I'M NOT JOKIN'.......I AM THE ONLY GAY ESKIMO!

By the way, all igloos have inside toilets, you don't want your p@ss freezing in mid-air, happened to me once when I was 10, boy was that a tasty ice pop!