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Beeseen
30th April 2006, 15:29
Right so who would you put in a non football player list of bellend list

I'll start with

Tom Cruise (weird ass annoying, scientology freak)

Eamon Holmes (for being a know nothing plastic fan who thinks his word is the authority on everything)

Graham Le Saux (**** extroadire, who hasn't got a clue what he is talking about but thinks he is the authority on football)

Geoff Boycott ( Annoying Yorkshire berk who while adimatedlly might know some thing about Cricket has the personal skills of David Brent)

Pete Doherty (while he may be a talented muscian, he is a scum bag of the highest order and his song what a waster is a very accurate self description)

Gavin Peacock (Crap pundit who thinks he better then he was and a bit of a snob towards lower league teams)

Faria Alam (Slept with the England boss and suddenly she thinks shes a celebrity, sorry why should I give a shit about you exactly?)

Furthermore any reality tv star who thinks they are famous or have done something sorry who exactly are you?

Callum Best (sorry but what have you ever done to be famous? yet you are always in the press, your dad was one of the greatest footballers of all time but what have you ever done?)

Right so over to you agree? Disagree any of your own.
great white
30th April 2006, 15:32
You copy/pasted that from where exactly?
Jock
30th April 2006, 15:56
**** extroadire, who hasn't got a clue what he is talking about

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Beeseen
30th April 2006, 18:57
You copy/pasted that from where exactly?

A post that I wrote on a Brentford message board if you must know.
jshaw
30th April 2006, 19:05
will young
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mattledud
30th April 2006, 19:24
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Beeseen
30th April 2006, 20:44
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So shite you felt compelled to reply to it, cheers.
Mad
1st May 2006, 13:55
You are the realist killa', Beesen.
_00_deathscar
1st May 2006, 17:40
A bellend list that doesn't involve Russel Crowe?
Beeseen
1st May 2006, 18:02
A bellend list that doesn't involve Russel Crowe?

"Making movies, making songs and fighting round the world."
Paul H
2nd May 2006, 10:10
So shite you felt compelled to reply to it, cheers.

:laugh:
Blackpool_O
2nd May 2006, 13:15
http://www.friends-serie.de/cast/matthew/p10.jpg
_00_deathscar
2nd May 2006, 13:17
He wants you.
Blackpool_O
2nd May 2006, 13:30
He wants you.

Cant say I blame him ;)
_00_deathscar
2nd May 2006, 15:54
Not heard that one before...
TheBaRoN
2nd May 2006, 16:22
I'am shocked, i thought you'd be use to it what with big sweaty nut sacks slapping across your face tickling your nose hair.
_00_deathscar
2nd May 2006, 16:23
What the....?
TheBaRoN
2nd May 2006, 16:26
Don't worry i'm just horny....
_00_deathscar
2nd May 2006, 16:42
Oh that's alright then....
Well Hung Doug
2nd May 2006, 17:28
I must ask ThEBaRoN , Do you have a life?
TheBaRoN
2nd May 2006, 17:55
I must ask ThEBaRoN , Do you have a life?

No of course not, i spend my time making up stories about meeting wrestlers and chasing boy racers in my Dads car while he sits next to me and we pretend to be Batman and Robin and he touches my leg and makes me well hard.

I also continue to try and make others seem sadder than i am...:(


http://www.alpharubicon.com/prods/upyours.jpg
Well Hung Doug
2nd May 2006, 18:28
Well i prooved i met the wrestler, and i dont care you believe what happenned with the car or not, and ouch....... that picture hurts. You should venture outside then maybe you will have stories to share with people.
mattledud
2nd May 2006, 18:33
Well i prooved i met the wrestler, and i dont care you believe what happenned with the car or not, and ouch....... that picture hurts. You should venture outside then maybe you will have stories to share with people.

You know what Doug, I'll be sure to remember that.

And then throw my f*cking head away.
Paul H
3rd May 2006, 01:51
Both of them are as bad as one another.
Scottmus563
3rd May 2006, 13:38
they are both ****s :thumb
Well Hung Doug
3rd May 2006, 14:15
Who in the blue hell are you?
TheBaRoN
3rd May 2006, 14:28
they are both ****s :thumb

I argee with Doug on this, who the hell are you ya dweeb.