View Full Version : How many GCSE's do you need to get to become a football commentator?
calzinho
2nd May 2006, 10:45
hi i'm just doing my hwk lol and i need to find out how many GCSE's you need to become a football commentator? please reply i need to know quick!!! thanks!:thumb
_00_deathscar
2nd May 2006, 10:49
0.
calzinho
2nd May 2006, 10:50
oh ok then thanks lol erm how many qualifications do you need then
Peel_Acres
2nd May 2006, 10:57
0
You just need to be able to talk bollocks.
_00_deathscar
2nd May 2006, 11:04
^^^
What he said.
calzinho
2nd May 2006, 11:06
ok what qualifications do u need to become a physiotherapist in football?
great white
2nd May 2006, 11:11
How many GCSE's are needed to suss out that this is the GENERAL OFF TOPIC part of the forums and in posting a football related topic is liable to get you berated most severely by those who really have lost all faith in humanity and that every single one of you out there are just complete dickheads?
calzinho
2nd May 2006, 11:12
How many GCSE's are needed to suss out that this is the GENERAL OFF TOPIC part of the forums and in posting a football related topic is liable to get you berated most severely by those who really have lost all faith in humanity and that every single one of you out there are just complete dickheads?
well what else could this forum go in?
_00_deathscar
2nd May 2006, 11:17
The "No one likes me" forum.
great white
2nd May 2006, 11:20
General Football for starters.......seek and ye shall find
great white
2nd May 2006, 11:23
The "No one likes me" forum.Oi you!!! get yer grubby mitts off, I spotted it first if this one ain't my first Gimps XI successful scout I'll drink some alcohol until I'm sick.....
calzinho
2nd May 2006, 11:28
**** off u prikz
_00_deathscar
2nd May 2006, 11:30
Oi you!!! get yer grubby mitts off, I spotted it first if this one ain't my first Gimps XI successful scout I'll drink some alcohol until I'm sick.....
I'm backing. :D
great white
2nd May 2006, 11:30
**** off u prikz:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: We got a live one.....:Banana: :Banana:
DShamen
2nd May 2006, 11:32
:laugh:
You just need to come out with cliched bullshit like 'Well it was a game of 2 halves really' and that sort of predictable rubbish.
_00_deathscar
2nd May 2006, 11:36
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: We got a live one.....:Banana: :Banana:
You mean YOU caught one live. ;)
Now to keep a close watch.
calzinho
2nd May 2006, 11:46
bludyhell i only want to know how many qualifications you need to become a physiotherapist in football and you start having a fit.... how sad :laugh:
_00_deathscar
2nd May 2006, 11:52
What fit?
And I duly replied...I said 0.
CanaryGirl
2nd May 2006, 12:41
well you'll most likely need to have a good science GCSE C and above and probably an A level and then you need to do a specialist course, i think the UEA or City College do one in Norwich but i only know that obviously cuz theyre local to me.
ucas would be a good site to look at to see who does courses on physiotherapy, and they probably do apprenticeships aswell.
ITFC Jez
2nd May 2006, 13:10
How many GCSE's are needed to suss out that this is the GENERAL OFF TOPIC part of the forums and in posting a football related topic is liable to get you berated most severely by those who really have lost all faith in humanity and that every single one of you out there are just complete dickheads?
Give him a break, Baz... It doesn't sound like he's sat his GCSEs yet. :thumb
_00_deathscar
2nd May 2006, 13:14
well you'll most likely need to have a good science GCSE C and above and probably an A level and then you need to do a specialist course, i think the UEA or City College do one in Norwich but i only know that obviously cuz theyre local to me.
ucas would be a good site to look at to see who does courses on physiotherapy, and they probably do apprenticeships aswell.
You had it to ruin it and be nice to him :(
Blackpool_O
2nd May 2006, 13:31
You had it to ruin it and be nice to him :(
:laugh:
Exactly what I was thinking.
Beeseen
2nd May 2006, 14:14
well you'll most likely need to have a good science GCSE C and above and probably an A level and then you need to do a specialist course, i think the UEA or City College do one in Norwich but i only know that obviously cuz theyre local to me.
ucas would be a good site to look at to see who does courses on physiotherapy, and they probably do apprenticeships aswell.
I'm currently at UEA and know a couple of people doing physio, I don't know one of their grades because I met them at uni (and in all honestly only know them because they live with a couple of my mates) and its not the kind of thing you ask, but the other is someone who i've been mates with for my whole life. I know that he got around 10 a*-c at GCSE and at A Levels he got 2 A's and a B at A Level. He only got accepted at the 2nd time of asking when he had already passed his A Levels because demand for the course is very high.
I on the other hand who got three b's at A Level and was accepted into UEA as my insurance chance (after I missed out on Sussex by three marks ,Sussex were asking for an A and 2b's) into their politics course. This suggests to me that you need to get very good grades to get into physiotherpy. Obviously i'm only giving you some advice on what happens at UEA but that is a very good university (I believe its the most up and coming in the country) so it might be different elsewhere. Although I'm not so sure how many universitys actually offer a physio's degree.
_00_deathscar
2nd May 2006, 14:32
People are spoiling this thread!!!
Blackpool_O
2nd May 2006, 14:35
I'm currently at UEA and know a couple of people doing physio, I don't know one of their grades because I met them at uni (and in all honestly only know them because they live with a couple of my mates) and its not the kind of thing you ask, but the other is someone who i've been mates with for my whole life. I know that he got around 10 a*-c at GCSE and at A Levels he got 2 A's and a B at A Level. He only got accepted at the 2nd time of asking when he had already passed his A Levels because demand for the course is very high.
I on the other hand who got three b's at A Level and was accepted into UEA as my insurance chance (after I missed out on Sussex by three marks ,Sussex were asking for an A and 2b's) into their politics course. This suggests to me that you need to get very good grades to get into physiotherpy. Obviously i'm only giving you some advice on what happens at UEA but that is a very good university (I believe its the most up and coming in the country) so it might be different elsewhere. Although I'm not so sure how many universitys actually offer a physio's degree.
I got a C in Office Studies - Does that help? ;)
Beeseen
2nd May 2006, 14:37
People are spoiling this thread!!!
Sorry but he's only just a kid and he's going through that supporting Chelsea and Brentford thing that a lot of kids do at that age. So the more that can be done to get him over the Chelsea thing and support Brentford the better.
_00_deathscar
2nd May 2006, 16:12
What is with all the nice people these days :(
ok what qualifications do u need to become a physiotherapist in football?
as many as you can get and then do A-levels and get 3B's and go to uni.
And beg a footballclub to take you on.
15CharactersMax
2nd May 2006, 19:50
Try this (http://www.prospects.ac.uk/cms/ShowPage/Home_page/Explore_types_of_jobs/Types_of_Job/p!eipaL?state=showocc&idno=118&pageno=3)
LUFCMadferret
2nd May 2006, 19:56
**** off u prikz
No one likes a text-talking football commentator :angryfire
TheBaRoN
2nd May 2006, 20:33
:laugh:
Its threads like this that bring a smile to my face.
great white
2nd May 2006, 20:54
I just looked at his profile poor mite is only 13 :laugh: :laugh: roll on tomorrow if he's around.... ;)
LUFCMadferret
2nd May 2006, 20:57
He should be out on street corners swigging cider