FHM 100 Sexiest Women

[Peel_Acres]

Here is the full list, copied and pasted in case anyone thinks I am that sad.

1. Keira Knightley

2. Keeley Hazell

3. Scarlett Johansson

4. Angelina Jolie

5. Kelly Brook

6. Cheryl Tweedy

7. Beyonce Knowles

8. Evangeline Lilly

9. Jessica Alba

10. Jessica Simpson

11. Billie Piper

12. Sienna Miller

13. Lindsay Lohan

14. Rachel Stevens

15. Sarah Harding

16. Jennifer Love Hewitt

17. Halle Berry

18. Jennifer Aniston

19. Fearne Cotton

20. Eva Longoria

21. Mischa Barton

22. Elisha Cuthbert

23. Kate Beckinsale

24. Hayley Parsons

25. Eva Mendes

26. Charlize Theron

27. Kara Tointon

28. Rachel Bilson

29. Tanya Robinson

30. Holly Willoughby

31. Jennifer Ellison

32. Gemma Atkinson

33. Hilary Duff

34. Paris Hilton

35. Lucy Pinder

36. Brittany Murphy

37. Tera Patrick

38. Christina Aguilera

39. Lisa Snowdon

40. Charlotte Church

41. Tara Reid

42. Victoria Silvstedt

43. Jennifer Lopez

44. Maggie Grace

45. Coleen McLoughlin

46. Kate Bosworth

47. Michelle Marsh

48. Natalie Portman

49. Nicole Scherzinger

50. Chantelle Houghton

51. Natalie Pike

52. Jaime Pressly

53. Tina O’Brien

54. Brooke Burke

55. Nadine Coyle

56. Maria Sharapova

57. Nikki Sanderson

58. Charlotte Marshall

59. Jennifer Garner

60. Anna Kournikova

61. Kristen Kreuk

62. Lady Isabella Hervey

63. Holly Valance

64. Natalie Oxley

65. Joss Stone

66. Kimberley Walsh

67. Kayleigh Pearson

68. Sophie Howard

69. Fergie (Black Eyed Peas)

70. Heidi Klum

71. Sarah Michelle Gellar

72. Pamela Anderson

73. Sammy Winward

74. Naomi Watts

75. Kirsty Gallacher

76. Cameron Diaz

77. Roxanne Pallett

78. Myleene Klass

79. Katie Holmes

80. Gisele Bundchen

81. Teri Hatcher

82. Reese Witherspoon

83. Gwen Stefani

84. Nicola Roberts

85. Adele Silva

86. Rebecca Romijn

87. Kate Moss

88. Carmen Electra

89. Rachel McAdams

90. Myfanwy Waring

91. Roxanne McKee

92. Jenna Jameson

93. Jessica Biel

94. Kate Middleton

95. Josie Maran

96. Emma Griffiths

97. Joanna Krupa

98. Denise Van Outen

99. Rosario Dawson

100. Sofia Vergara

Opinions anyone!

I always think it is a load of rubbish but I have quite odd taste in women so it's not a surprise, don't rate Knightley at all though.

[AB2002]

don't rate Knightley at all though.
Strange. I do.

[_00_deathscar]

I do too...but not at 1.

[Peel_Acres]

Out of that 100, I'd have Elisha Cuthbert at NO.1

[littleboyblue]

I dont rate Knightley either, would have Church, Aniston, Cuthbert and Theron right at the top of my list and in that order

[Peel_Acres]

Stephanie McIntosh should be in there and Eliza Taylor-Cotter.

[QPRW12]

whos eliza taylor cotter? my missus` second name is cotter.

[QPRW12]

oh janea! naaa

[Saltergate_guy]

Rachel Stevens for me. Keira would be up there too though.

[DShamen]

It's all bollocks anyway, people are in there one minute, then out the next... nothing to do with looks or personal taste, more to do with who is in the public eye.

[FY1]

Stupid f*cking poll anyway. Louise Redknapp, voted sexiest woman of the last ten years only eighteen months ago is now not even in the top 100.

Keira Kneightley number one....give me a break. Could she be any thinner?

[DShamen]

As I am currently on the way to pissedom I'll give my views...

1. Keira Knightley (5/10 - not that keen to be honest, but I would)

2. Keeley Hazell (who?)

3. Scarlett Johansson (8/10 - I definitely would)

4. Angelina Jolie (7/10 - ditto)

5. Kelly Brook (5/10 - not that fussed)

6. Cheryl Tweedy (7/10 - I would, if she kept her gob shut)

7. Beyonce Knowles (4/10 - Does nowt for me)

8. Evangeline Lilly (who?)

9. Jessica Alba (6/10 - yeah she'd get it)

10. Jessica Simpson (3/10 - overpampered barbie doll)

11. Billie Piper (3/10 - that ****ing mouth, no thanks)

12. Sienna Miller (7/10 - bit skinny, but potential!)

13. Lindsay Lohan (5/10 - not that keen)

14. Rachel Stevens (4/10 - does nowt for me)

15. Sarah Harding (6/10 - I would)

16. Jennifer Love Hewitt (7/10 - Definitely would)

17. Halle Berry (5/10 - Nothing for me)

18. Jennifer Aniston (7/10 - definite MILF)

19. Fearne Cotton (7/10 - yeah would do, cute in a way)

20. Eva Longoria (6/10 - Would get it)

21. Mischa Barton (8/10 - ****ing hot, definite raggability)

22. Elisha Cuthbert (9/10 - Probably my current favourite)

23. Kate Beckinsale (8/10 - Lush, FACT)

24. Hayley Parsons (Who?)

25. Eva Mendes (Who?)

26. Charlize Theron (9/10 - Fecking gorgeous, classy)

27. Kara Tointon (Who?)

28. Rachel Bilson (Who?)

29. Tanya Robinson (Who?)

30. Holly Willoughby (7/10 - funny gob, but a nice overall bird)

31. Jennifer Ellison (4/10 - gobby scouse tart ;)

32. Gemma Atkinson (7/10 - definitely, especially in uniform ;))

33. Hilary Duff (6/10 - nice looking, annoyingly American though)

34. Paris Hilton (3/10 - no thanks)

35. Lucy Pinder (4/10 - nah)

36. Brittany Murphy (3/10 - the uglier one off Clueless)

37. Tera Patrick (Who?)

38. Christina Aguilera (6/10 - Nice figure, bad dress sense)

39. Lisa Snowdon (6/10 - I would)

40. Charlotte Church (6/10 - Still would, although she pisses me off)

41. Tara Reid (7/10 - Hell yeah)

42. Victoria Silvstedt (5/10 - Nah, too plastic looking, although Swedish ;))

43. Jennifer Lopez (4/10 - Not fussed)

44. Maggie Grace (Who?)

45. Coleen McLoughlin (2/10 - Is this a joke?)

46. Kate Bosworth (6/10 - Cute)

47. Michelle Marsh (6/10 - Yeah I would, but not that fussed)

48. Natalie Portman (5/10 - Ok I guess)

49. Nicole Scherzinger (Who?)

50. Chantelle Houghton (Who?)

51. Natalie Pike (Who?)

52. Jaime Pressly (Who?)

53. Tina O’Brien (4/10 - Does nowt for me)

54. Brooke Burke (Who?)

55. Nadine Coyle (6/10 - Worth a squirt)

56. Maria Sharapova (8/10 - Hot and Russian, end of)

57. Nikki Sanderson (7/10 - Very cute, definitely)

58. Charlotte Marshall (Who?)

59. Jennifer Garner (Who?)

60. Anna Kournikova (9/10 - Hotter and Russian)

61. Kristen Kreuk (7/10 - Definitely)

62. Lady Isabella Hervey (6/10 - Erm, yeah I would)

63. Holly Valance (6/10 - At a push)

64. Natalie Oxley (Who?)

65. Joss Stone (7/10 - Great figure, nice tall bird, not sure about the face)

66. Kimberley Walsh (7/10 - The best of Girls Aloud)

67. Kayleigh Pearson (Who?)

68. Sophie Howard (Who?)

69. Fergie (Black Eyed Peas) - (6/10 - yeah why not?)

70. Heidi Klum (7/10 - German, but hot)

71. Sarah Michelle Gellar (7/10 - Would be higher if she put some more weight on)

72. Pamela Anderson (4/10 - Nah, plastic tart)

73. Sammy Winward (Who?)

74. Naomi Watts (8/10 - Lovely 'English Rose' type)

75. Kirsty Gallacher (7/10 - Would do)

76. Cameron Diaz (7/10 - Could do with more meat on her)

77. Roxanne Pallett (Who?)

78. Myleene Klass (4/10 - Nah)

79. Katie Holmes (6/10 - Cute)

80. Gisele Bundchen (6/10 - I would)

81. Teri Hatcher (5/10 - Not really)

82. Reese Witherspoon (7/10 - Weird chin, but cute)

83. Gwen Stefani (6/10 - Guess I would do)

84. Nicola Roberts (Who?)

85. Adele Silva (2/10 - Eeeewww.... no thanks)

86. Rebecca Romijn (7/10 - Hottie definitely)

87. Kate Moss (4/10 - Scrawny bint)

88. Carmen Electra (6/10 - Bit plastic but looks ok)

89. Rachel McAdams (Who?)

90. Myfanwy Waring (Who?)

91. Roxanne McKee (Who?)

92. Jenna Jameson (3/10 - Not keen)

93. Jessica Biel (Can't remember what she looks like)

94. Kate Middleton (Ditto)

95. Josie Maran (Who?)

96. Emma Griffiths (Who?)

97. Joanna Krupa (Who?)

98. Denise Van Outen (6/10 - Worth a squirt)

99. Rosario Dawson (Who?)

100. Sofia Vergara (5/10 - OK I guess)


****ING MENTAL

[DShamen]

Stupid f*cking poll anyway. Louise Redknapp, voted sexiest woman of the last ten years only eighteen months ago is now not even in the top 100.

Keira Kneightley number one....give me a break. Could she be any thinner?

Good point, well made. Louise Redknapp over Keira Knightley anyday.
Thin is bad, FACT.
Besides, why isn't my darling Alicia on there??

[Peel_Acres]

As I am currently on the way to pissedom I'll give my views...

32. Gemma Atkinson (7/10 - definitely, especially in uniform)


Even with her fv(king awful boob job, I mean have you seen it, it looks so bad.

[BARNETFAN1]

charlotte ****ing church? :laugh:

[DShamen]

Even with her fv(king awful boob job, I mean have you seen it, it looks so bad.

You're kidding :( 5/10 then.

[gary_fletcher]

Here is the full list, copied and pasted in case anyone thinks I am that sad.

1. Keira Knightley 6

2. Keeley Hazell ?

3. Scarlett Johansson 6

4. Angelina Jolie 7

5. Kelly Brook 7

6. Cheryl Tweedy 9

7. Beyonce Knowles 5

8. Evangeline Lilly ?

9. Jessica Alba 6

10. Jessica Simpson 7

11. Billie Piper 3

12. Sienna Miller 6

13. Lindsay Lohan 6

14. Rachel Stevens 6

15. Sarah Harding 5

16. Jennifer Love Hewitt 5

17. Halle Berry 3

18. Jennifer Aniston 4

19. Fearne Cotton 7

20. Eva Longoria 9

21. Mischa Barton 6

22. Elisha Cuthbert 6

23. Kate Beckinsale 7

24. Hayley Parsons ?

25. Eva Mendes ?

26. Charlize Theron 6

27. Kara Tointon 5

28. Rachel Bilson ?

29. Tanya Robinson ?

30. Holly Willoughby 6

31. Jennifer Ellison 5

32. Gemma Atkinson 4

33. Hilary Duff 7

34. Paris Hilton 4

35. Lucy Pinder 7

36. Brittany Murphy ?

37. Tera Patrick ?

38. Christina Aguilera 6

39. Lisa Snowdon ?

40. Charlotte Church 4

41. Tara Reid 7

42. Victoria Silvstedt 6

43. Jennifer Lopez 6

44. Maggie Grace ?

45. Coleen McLoughlin 4

46. Kate Bosworth ?

47. Michelle Marsh 4

48. Natalie Portman 5

49. Nicole Scherzinger ?

50. Chantelle Houghton 3

51. Natalie Pike ?

52. Jaime Pressly ?

53. Tina O’Brien 5

54. Brooke Burke ?

55. Nadine Coyle 6

56. Maria Sharapova 7

57. Nikki Sanderson 4

58. Charlotte Marshall ?

59. Jennifer Garner ?

60. Anna Kournikova 8

61. Kristen Kreuk ?

62. Lady Isabella Hervey 7

63. Holly Valance 6

64. Natalie Oxley ?

65. Joss Stone 5

66. Kimberley Walsh 5

67. Kayleigh Pearson ?

68. Sophie Howard 4

69. Fergie (Black Eyed Peas) 6

70. Heidi Klum 8

71. Sarah Michelle Gellar 6

72. Pamela Anderson 6

73. Sammy Winward 5

74. Naomi Watts ?

75. Kirsty Gallacher 7

76. Cameron Diaz 6

77. Roxanne Pallett 6

78. Myleene Klass 3

79. Katie Holmes 6

80. Gisele Bundchen ?

81. Teri Hatcher 7

82. Reese Witherspoon 6

83. Gwen Stefani 6

84. Nicola Roberts ?

85. Adele Silva 2

86. Rebecca Romijn ?

87. Kate Moss 6

88. Carmen Electra 8

89. Rachel McAdams ?

90. Myfanwy Waring ?

91. Roxanne McKee ?

92. Jenna Jameson 9

93. Jessica Biel ?

94. Kate Middleton ?

95. Josie Maran ?

96. Emma Griffiths ?

97. Joanna Krupa ?

98. Denise Van Outen 8

99. Rosario Dawson ?

100. Sofia Vergara ?

Opinions anyone!

I always think it is a load of rubbish but I have quite odd taste in women so it's not a surprise, don't rate Knightley at all though.

Yes

[Waynebfc]

What a farce, that ugly git as number 1 and Elisha 22nd?

:laugh:

It's a joke

[Real_UK]

Just look like a list of names, with numbers in front. Bears no resemblance to who's the fittest really :)

[Peel_Acres]

Right I'm bored so i'll mark them out of 10 as well

Here is the full list, copied and pasted in case anyone thinks I am that sad.

1. Keira Knightley 5

2. Keeley Hazell 8

3. Scarlett Johansson 7

4. Angelina Jolie 4

5. Kelly Brook 6

6. Cheryl Tweedy 5

7. Beyonce Knowles 4

8. Evangeline Lilly ?

9. Jessica Alba 6

10. Jessica Simpson 4

11. Billie Piper 8

12. Sienna Miller 2 and that's generous

13. Lindsay Lohan 8

14. Rachel Stevens 8

15. Sarah Harding 5

16. Jennifer Love Hewitt 5

17. Halle Berry 1

18. Jennifer Aniston 8

19. Fearne Cotton 9

20. Eva Longoria 6

21. Mischa Barton 9

22. Elisha Cuthbert 10

23. Kate Beckinsale 6

24. Hayley Parsons ?

25. Eva Mendes 5

26. Charlize Theron 6

27. Kara Tointon ?

28. Rachel Bilson 6

29. Tanya Robinson 6

30. Holly Willoughby 9

31. Jennifer Ellison 4

32. Gemma Atkinson 8 pre boob job, 4 after

33. Hilary Duff 9

34. Paris Hilton 4

35. Lucy Pinder 4

36. Brittany Murphy 5

37. Tera Patrick 5

38. Christina Aguilera 8

39. Lisa Snowdon 5

40. Charlotte Church 10

41. Tara Reid 6

42. Victoria Silvstedt 5

43. Jennifer Lopez 4

44. Maggie Grace ?

45. Coleen McLoughlin 0

46. Kate Bosworth 5

47. Michelle Marsh 5

48. Natalie Portman 8

49. Nicole Scherzinger ?

50. Chantelle Houghton 0

51. Natalie Pike ?

52. Jaime Pressly ?

53. Tina O’Brien 9

54. Brooke Burke 6

55. Nadine Coyle 5

56. Maria Sharapova 8

57. Nikki Sanderson 9

58. Charlotte Marshall ?

59. Jennifer Garner ?

60. Anna Kournikova 7

61. Kristen Kreuk 9

62. Lady Isabella Hervey 1

63. Holly Valance 7

64. Natalie Oxley ?

65. Joss Stone 3

66. Kimberley Walsh 4

67. Kayleigh Pearson 5

68. Sophie Howard 9

69. Fergie (Black Eyed Peas) 3

70. Heidi Klum 4

71. Sarah Michelle Gellar 8

72. Pamela Anderson 3

73. Sammy Winward 6

74. Naomi Watts 5

75. Kirsty Gallacher 5

76. Cameron Diaz 5

77. Roxanne Pallett ?

78. Myleene Klass 8

79. Katie Holmes 8 pre Cruise baby 5 after

80. Gisele Bundchen 5

81. Teri Hatcher 0

82. Reese Witherspoon 9

83. Gwen Stefani 9

84. Nicola Roberts 6

85. Adele Silva 6

86. Rebecca Romijn 6

87. Kate Moss 2

88. Carmen Electra 7

89. Rachel McAdams ?

90. Myfanwy Waring ?

91. Roxanne McKee ?

92. Jenna Jameson 4

93. Jessica Biel 5

94. Kate Middleton ?

95. Josie Maran ?

96. Emma Griffiths ?

97. Joanna Krupa ?

98. Denise Van Outen -10

99. Rosario Dawson ?

100. Sofia Vergara ?

Opinions anyone!

[QPRW12]

Good point, well made. Louise Redknapp over Keira Knightley anyday.
Thin is bad, FACT.
Besides, why isn't my darling Alicia on there??


i was gonna say where is louise but i didnt because i scanned it and just though, oh i musta missed her.

her and cheryl, joint top for me, and pamela andreson is still sexy enough to be top 10.

lot of mongs in there.

[Fent]

19. Fearne Cotton.

is that some sort of joke, I know she'd make a lovely mum, but would you go that far, it'll be Judy Finnigan next

[QPRW12]

she shops in my waitrose. skinny legs, but nice fascia

[Waynebfc]

Am bored too


1. Keira Knightley 3

2. Keeley Hazell 8

3. Scarlett Johansson 6

4. Angelina Jolie 5

5. Kelly Brook 6

6. Cheryl Tweedy 7

7. Beyonce Knowles 5

8. Evangeline Lilly 7

9. Jessica Alba 6

10. Jessica Simpson 6

11. Billie Piper 8

12. Sienna Miller 4

13. Lindsay Lohan 7

14. Rachel Stevens 8

15. Sarah Harding 5

16. Jennifer Love Hewitt 5

17. Halle Berry 2

18. Jennifer Aniston 9

19. Fearne Cotton 9

20. Eva Longoria 4

21. Mischa Barton 7

22. Elisha Cuthbert 10

23. Kate Beckinsale 5

24. Hayley Parsons Who?

25. Eva Mendes Who?

26. Charlize Theron Who?

27. Kara Tointon 8

28. Rachel Bilson 5

29. Tanya Robinson Who?

30. Holly Willoughby 7

31. Jennifer Ellison 5

32. Gemma Atkinson 6

33. Hilary Duff 9

34. Paris Hilton 5

35. Lucy Pinder 5

36. Brittany Murphy 6

37. Tera Patrick Who?

38. Christina Aguilera 8

39. Lisa Snowdon 5

40. Charlotte Church 9

41. Tara Reid 8

42. Victoria Silvstedt Who?

43. Jennifer Lopez 6

44. Maggie Grace Who?

45. Coleen McLoughlin 5

46. Kate Bosworth Who?

47. Michelle Marsh 6

48. Natalie Portman 6 - Would have been 8 if she had hair!

49. Nicole Scherzinger Who?

50. Chantelle Houghton 4

51. Natalie Pike Who?

52. Jaime Pressly Who?

53. Tina O’Brien 8

54. Brooke Burke 6

55. Nadine Coyle Who?

56. Maria Sharapova 7

57. Nikki Sanderson 7

58. Charlotte Marshall ?

59. Jennifer Garner 6

60. Anna Kournikova 8

61. Kristen Kreuk 6

62. Lady Isabella Hervey 6

63. Holly Valance 7

64. Natalie Oxley Who?

65. Joss Stone 7

66. Kimberley Walsh 6

67. Kayleigh Pearson 4

68. Sophie Howard 6

69. Fergie (Black Eyed Peas) 6

70. Heidi Klum 4

71. Sarah Michelle Gellar 9

72. Pamela Anderson 3

73. Sammy Winward 6

74. Naomi Watts 6

75. Kirsty Gallacher 7

76. Cameron Diaz 5

77. Roxanne Pallett Who?

78. Myleene Klass Who?

79. Katie Holmes 8

80. Gisele Bundchen Who?

81. Teri Hatcher Who?

82. Reese Witherspoon 8

83. Gwen Stefani 6

84. Nicola Roberts 3

85. Adele Silva 7

86. Rebecca Romijn Who?

87. Kate Moss 4

88. Carmen Electra 7

89. Rachel McAdams Who?

90. Myfanwy Waring Who?

91. Roxanne McKee 7

92. Jenna Jameson 2

93. Jessica Biel Who?

94. Kate Middleton 6

95. Josie Maran Who?

96. Emma Griffiths Who?

97. Joanna Krupa Who?

98. Denise Van Outen 7

99. Rosario Dawson Who?

100. Sofia Vergara Who?

[jshaw]

Fearne Cotton,eh?

[The_Gent]

These are all a bag of shit, it is the featured cover models that always get in, then made up with the usual suspects.

However just the cover models of the past 12 months get promoted in most cases beyond their deserved rating. Just shows how backward the voters are who only have a memory long enough to remember which of their FHM pages are stuck together.

[BARNETFAN1]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1890000/images/_1893548_charlotte.jpg

[CanaryGirl]

hmmm theres alway alot of fuss about this every year lol

anyway, dont mind keira being number one, shes skinny like me.

[The_Gent]

lolz is she skinny like you? wait let me get all excited over you lolz.

wacka wacka wacka

lolz I am off you the shops now lol coz that is sexy.

p.s. look at me

[DShamen]

lol m8

[littleboyblue]

Cheers BF1 :thumb

That picture just made my day

Heres another

http://images.askmen.com/imagesmusician/2001_mar/charlotte_church/charlotte_church_150.jpg

[CanaryGirl]

lolz is she skinny like you? wait let me get all excited over you lolz.

wacka wacka wacka

lolz I am off you the shops now lol coz that is sexy.

p.s. look at me

am i not going to be able to make a comment on anything without someone taking the piss now?
cuz its pissing me off.

[The_Gent]

Sorry, it is all the little drooling children that piss me off.

As soon as a picture of a women is posted on here, they look as if they have never seen one before. There are a colletion of e-pervs on here, and they all embarass themselves.

[Infidel]

just ignore them

[Infidel]

u what the gent? why dont u break down the voting patterns on the top 100 for me please. im really interested.

[littleboyblue]

What is wrong with admiring the female form :confused

What else do you expect to find on a thread about ' 100 sexiest WOMEN ' ??

[Jagielka]

:yawn: :yawn: :yawn:

This is the pits. Why don't we have a Top 100 nice girls to talk too?

[CanaryGirl]

cuz non of them would want to talk to you :p

[Jagielka]

And you think these girls will want to shag any of the ****ing morons on here?

What are you trying to say? I don't get it.

[CanaryGirl]

bless

[DShamen]

And you think these girls will want to shag any of the ****ing morons on here?

What are you trying to say? I don't get it.

They all want me Jags... and you know it.

[beergut]

how the hell is knightley number 1 wouldnt even have her in the top 1000! and how is halle berry so high! It HAS to be Jennifer Aniston at number 1 there is no competition. Although think evangeline lily should definetely be number 2. with rachel stevens at 3.

[Riffy]

Fearne Cotton, Charlotte Church? What a disgrace, i've seen better looking birds sucking on the Rith's Chuff Delver.

[FY1]

You're kidding :( 5/10 then.

Here you go....

http://www.jimmya1.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Gallery/oops/Gemma%20Atkinson.jpg

[FY1]

As well as forgetting Mrs Redknapp:no: they also forgot the fitter Minogue
http://www.jimmya1.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Gallery/just/Dannii%20Minogue.jpg

[great white]

What a load of ole tosh....Casta ain't even in there....:no:

[Swansea Til I die]

No way should Summer from the OC be below Marissa from the OC..

Summer would walk into my top 10 no questions asked

[Swansea Til I die]

is that some sort of joke, I know she'd make a lovely mum, but would you go that far, it'll be Judy Finnigan next

Are you thinking of Fearne Britton??? :laugh: :laugh:

[mattledud]

don't rate Knightley at all though.

I dont rate Knightley either

Keira Kneightley number one....give me a break.

1. Keira Knightley - 5/10 - not that keen to be honest


Keira Knightley 6

What a farce, that ugly git as number 1 and Elisha 22nd?

:laugh:

It's a joke

Keira Knightley 5

Keira Knightley 3

how the hell is knightley number 1 wouldnt even have her in the top 1000!

You lot, 'ave a f*cking word will you?

http://celebrity-photos.elliottback.com/wp-content/keira-knightly-02.jpg

[Riffy]

:smokin:

[_00_deathscar]

Hmmm Keira should be in the top 50, but not 1.

[FY1]

You lot, 'ave a f*cking word will you?

http://celebrity-photos.elliottback.com/wp-content/keira-knightly-02.jpg

Why?

If you think she is the fittest girl in the world (apart from Jo) then you need to have a word.FACT:smokin:

[daz90]

Keira Kneightley number one....give me a break. Could she be any thinner?


Exactly, its a given that she is beautifull, but far too thin, not even top 50 for me.

Charlotte Church so far down is a surprise too, certainly top ten.

[Trojii]

11. Billie Piper :laugh:

Proof that 13 year old school children who are addicted to Dr. Who are the only people who have voted.

[Trojii]

Exactly, its a given that she is beautifull, but far too thin, not even top 50 for me.

Charlotte Church so far down is a surprise too, certainly top ten.
Top ten Welsh plumpers you mean?

I wouldn't use yours for Charlotte Church.. and the new Walkers advert with her in it makes me laugh everytime.. eating like a pig at a trough.

[daz90]

Am i not allowed my own opinion???

[littleboyblue]

I would put Charlotte Church before Keira Knightley any day of the week. Much prefer a bit of meat on a girl, just my opinion of course

[TheBaRoN]

Charlotte church is a fat welsh munter with bulldog cheeks and sagging tits.

[_00_deathscar]

Thank you Baron.

Bout time for some sense....

Much prefer a bit of meat on a girl, just my opinion of course

So you'd **** a cow before Keira? Which essentially is what Charlotte is.

[littleboyblue]

she is in YOUR opinion, not in mine. What is wrong with a bit of chub on a lady ? I would much rather that than someone who is stick thin, it is just not attractive for me. And yes i find Charlotte Church more attractive to look at than Knightley, that is my personal taste.

[Digital Twisted]

id shag them both

[_00_deathscar]

she is in YOUR opinion, not in mine. What is wrong with a bit of chub on a lady ? I would much rather that than someone who is stick thin, it is just not attractive for me. And yes i find Charlotte Church more attractive to look at than Knightley, that is my personal taste.

Each to their own.....

[great white]

id shag them bothIn yer dreams......

[DShamen]

Bit of chub over stick thin bints anyday. FACT.

And why the **** wasn't my wench on the list??

[jshaw]

Am i not allowed my own opinion???
No, Deathscar doesn't think anyone elses opinion matters.

[jshaw]

Fearne Cotton ahead of Kirsty Gallagher by about 50 places, pfft.

[Mr Sinistero]

there needs to be a lot more pic eveidence for all this talk.


NOW!

[mancityfan8496]

Keira knightly is in no doubt a pretty lass, but she is TOO SKINNY, not no 1 for me.

[Saltergate_guy]

Keira - http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/features/insider/051003/kknightley.jpg

is far more attractive than
Church - http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/dailyrecord2/sep2005/5/2/000C5D38-27B5-1320-99A20C01AC1BF814.jpg

FACT

However I would rather take http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/m2/sep2005/5/1/000E66F3-8AFF-131E-BB8F0C01AC1BF814.jpg Rachel Stevens :clap:

[jshaw]

Wouldnt mind her..http://790theball.com/images/BallGals/eva%20longoria.jpg

[_00_deathscar]

No, Deathscar doesn't think anyone elses opinion matters.

No mate...only yours. :laugh:

[Riffy]

Rachel Stevens Rules, fact.

[DShamen]

Rachel Stevens is a binter... FACT.

[jshaw]

Cheryl Tweedy Rules...FACT

[_00_deathscar]

Rachel Stevens is a binter... FACT.
:angryfire :angryfire :angryfire

[QPR A Rino]

Rachel Stevens is a binter... FACT.

agreed

[argyle-ive]

Rachel Stevens is lovely, she's far too nice for you boys.

[LUFCMadferret]

Some great fake nude pics of her doing the rounds

[BayFox]

In regard to FHM's sexiest women supplement, who do the blokes of footballforums fancy?

I've always had a thing for Isla fisher and I think she's been long forgotten by most.:Worship:

I'd also like to get my hands on rachel stevens, keira knightley and cheryl tweedy.

And the's something about rooney's missus just not sure what.

Over to you guys.

Oh and this is purely scientific of course.

[_00_deathscar]

Rachel Stevens, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, Adriana Lima (not sure if the last 2 are on the list).

[littleboyblue]

Jennifer Aniston, Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, Charlotte Church

[derbysaddler]

Charlize Theron is a fine lady.
Fan Zhyi is pretty lovely too.

[Blackpool_O]

I'm not fussy - i'll do all of them ;)

[BayFox]

Jennifer Aniston, Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, Charlotte Church

Jennifers a fiar shout proper cute and always manages to look fine whatever the outfit and situation:thumb

[littleboyblue]

She has gorgeous eyes as well. You could really imagine her looking up at you seductively while her mouth is being used on another activity

[AlexGulls]

jenifer elison :) but most of them would suit me ;) :laugh:

[jshaw]

Cheryl Tweedy, Nadine Coyle, Beyonce and Eva Longoria

[FY1]

Louise Redknapp, Dannii Minogue, Charlize Theron(Italian Job she looks fine)

[TheBaRoN]

Pictures people, women threads require pictures.

[FY1]

GO on then.

[SEAGULLS_BFC]

Nadine Coyle. The finest in homegrown talent :clap:

[littleboyblue]

Will put some up when i get home later but until then can someone put one up of Jennifer Ansiton please. Thanks

[BayFox]

got me thinking now boys, what about denise van outen, made morings worth getting up for when i was a student and worth staying up for after doing late shifts.:thumb

[littleboyblue]

I was 'up' all day when she was on the telly. Who needed Viagra to maintain an 'upper' !

[Peel_Acres]

For ****s sake, use the ****ing search facility.

http://www.footballforums.net/forums/general-off-topic-discussion/108986-fhm-100-sexiest-women.html

[DShamen]

Charlize Theron(Italian Job she looks fine)

FACT. Absolute stunner.

[mattledud]

Fan Zhyi is pretty lovely too.

QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/xin_a827f85069ef11d6ad0a00b0d07aa34c.jpg

[_00_deathscar]

Think he might've meant Zhang Ziyi :D

[Peel_Acres]

or he might be bi.

:laugh:

[mickgrant]

Jags, has the right idea. Most of those birds are just rank. Plus why do so many of you rate Jennifer Aniston highly? She's got a square head and a dodgy hooter.

KK is okay but too skinny and that pout pisses me off...

As for Choooorch, she's pretty enough but one of the sexiest women? :confused:

Who comes up with these lists anyway? They are all bollocks.

Not going to rate them or have a "squirt" (Oi Shamen? NO!!!) over any of them.

[mickgrant]

QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/xin_a827f85069ef11d6ad0a00b0d07aa34c.jpg


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[jshaw]

I also like Kelly Brook alot :)

[_00_deathscar]

Where's Aishwarya Rai on that list...

[DShamen]

Not going to rate them or have a "squirt" (Oi Shamen? NO!!!) over any of them.

:laugh: I was bored and booze fueled.

[littleboyblue]

Where's Aishwarya Rai on that list...


Who ??

Picture required scar :thumb

[_00_deathscar]

Aishwarya Rai - Miss World 1994
http://pschuler.club.fr/Cinema/Actrices/Aishwarya-Rai/aishrawa-rai4.jpg

Not to mention Priyanka Chopra...(Miss World 2001 I think)

[littleboyblue]

She has a nice figure and lovely eyes :thumb Cheers mate ;)

[Riffy]

She clearly has a massive head. What the f*ck is all that about?

[mickgrant]

Riff, her head doesn't look that oversized to me. It looks fine...

[Riffy]

Mick don't be soft son. Check the distance from her hairline (forehead) to the top of her hair covered head. F*cking conehead supreme.

I wouldn't let either of my sons date her, and i don't even have any kids.

[jshaw]

:laugh:

[mickgrant]

Mick don't be soft son. Check the distance from her hairline (forehead) to the top of her hair covered head. F*cking conehead supreme.

I wouldn't let either of my sons date her, and i don't even have any kids.

She's leaning forward or the photographer is leaning backwards. I didn't notice that at all.

You woud appear to have this women thing down to a fine art. :laugh:

[Robin_L]

Skin tone is a funny colour as well.

[Infidel]

yawn

[_00_deathscar]

Infidel likes the cock.

[Infidel]

i hate people like you.. Celebrity life commentating prickss. u re the realscum of this planet.

[Infidel]

how old are you? Me im 22. old enough not to get drawn into pathetic tit for tat arguments with you.

[_00_deathscar]

Is that why you constantly seek out my posts and then reply to them instead of just ignoring them?

[Infidel]

cos im about to reveal the truth about you sticking rabbit droppings inisde your foreskin

[_00_deathscar]

Wait a second - I thought you were old enough to ignore my inane ramblings?

[Infidel]

your ingorant attitude reinforces my poor opinion of your goodselve. You show yourself to be a vulgar, inarticulate little twerp of the 9th power. good day to you sir.

[_00_deathscar]

inarticulate

Have you read your posts recently?

Are some of your keyboard keys missing?

[Infidel]

dog piss face

[Robin_L]

You're all over this forum like a rash at the moment deathscar.

Are you really that interested in upping your post count, or is it just fun replying to that trying question thread every other go......:hmm:

[_00_deathscar]

Not as much about upping my post count as it is about boredom. The sad truth is, as it stands right now, I have absolutely **** all to do.

Hopefully that will all change in the next coming week or so, although don't get your hopes up :(

[BARNETFAN1]

harsh imo

[YipJaapStam]

Not as much about upping my post count as it is about boredom. (
So you won't mind if I start deleting your one word replies or replying merely with a smilie?

[_00_deathscar]

But then why would you do that?

[Harry Cool]

Aah the old search the forum for an old topic to post in drill..

Ha I thought it would be a decent list being english and all. As there's only a few decent things about the english at the moment, your women being one of them, and your cricket and rugby teams NOT being one of them.

Kate Beckinsale would be in my top ten. Where are my favourite Brit pop stars Sophie Ellis-Bextor and Alison Goldfrapp? oh wait its one of these silly fad lists. Can't be in it if you haven't been in the spotlight recently or you are more talented than good looking. How ignorant of me.

Keira Knightley gets my thumbs up as no 1 only because she's a decent choice in one of these average lists.

[Trick]

LMFAO Jennifer love hewitt only at 16? Bullshit list

And kiera knightley at 1? She needs to eat a big fat juicey steak everyday for the next couple of months. Size 2's do absolutely nothing for me.

[BornAndBred]

Hmmm... me to. Mega-skinny women dont do it for ne, but that face of hers needs something doing to it.

Imagine cumming on her face though... makes me shudder.

Angelina Jolie is number 1.

[Ollie*CUFC]

No way is ironing board chest Knightley the fittest! All the rest of the top 17 are top drawer though! :sex:

[Trick]

Never found Angelina Jolie nice.
I see better looking girls walking down the street.