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Gaffa

29th December 2001, 18:51

Two of our fine FF members were today together at the Reebok Stadium
The ever sober superwhite and James_F will have witnessed and exciting game with 3 red cards and 4 goals
Will the first meeting have gone well?
Will the first meeting remain sober?

slimref

29th December 2001, 18:56

Wow - gaffa you sound like cilla black on blind date...

Like the gossip...

Keep us posted Sherlock!!! ;)

29th December 2001, 19:02

OOOHERRRRR missus!!!:eek: ;) go on SW

Riffy

29th December 2001, 19:57

Is this actualy true :eek:

Go underscore.

Seagull

29th December 2001, 19:59

WTF...? Is this true?! I thought he lived in Scarborough?

Crikey, he kept this quiet!

Riffy

29th December 2001, 20:10

Lets hope he gets a lay anyhow.

snakedavetheblade

29th December 2001, 20:19

Originally posted by Riffy
Lets hope he gets a lay anyhow.

:laugh: wot ya tryin to say there Riff,SWs easy?;)he kud ave traveled all that way just for sum good female company and not sex........one of very few lads who'd do that if its true!!!!;)

29th December 2001, 20:32

Ah well I suppose we'll find out soon enough!

Not sure about the suggestions about SW being easy goin down too well tho, think Riffy should guard his balls for a day or 2 ;) :eek:

Seagull

29th December 2001, 22:33

Originally posted by Ji
SW being easy goin down

She is from what I hear :laugh:

29th December 2001, 22:41

Oh dear, I really should have punctuated that a bit better shouldn't I?

Lets try that again...

Not sure about the suggestions about SW being "easy" being very popular tho, think Riffy should guard his balls for a day or 2

Sorry SW, didn't mean it to sound like that!

Gaffa

29th December 2001, 23:01

now then now then
lets calm down.
They are quite simply good friends, or are they?
You lot just dont know

James_F

30th December 2001, 03:16

Yes, it was an exciting game from a neutal point of veiw. Dodgy ref though!

Originally posted by Gaffa
first meeting

:laugh:

hmmm.

Did you know that huge green hats are the height of fashion in Bolton, by the way?

Seagull

30th December 2001, 11:30

James please explain. I'm confused. You used to tell me everything once.
So you and Hel know each other IRL?

super white

30th December 2001, 14:13

:laugh: jim ssssshhhh - it's bad enough people in Bolton seeing my dad in that hat (which you can still borrow if you like) without tellin other people who don't need to know! ;)

Seagull - he does live in Scarborough, why does that make a difference? And we didn't know each other IRL but, well , we're getting there! ;)

And OI RIFFY!!!!!!! I'm not easy!!!! :eek:

Seagull

30th December 2001, 16:39

:confused:

I'm so lost it's unbelievable (clap clap clap clap)
I'm so lost it's unbelievable (clap clap clap clap)

Riffy

2nd January 2002, 14:29

So shall we all buy new hats then or what ?

Woozer

2nd January 2002, 17:36

News in from Wincester. A local lad who goes by the name of "Big Dave" has been found hanging from a tree. The reason behind this tragic incident is unknown although an insider tells us its something to do with an obsession he had with a Northern lass who went on a football date with another bloke.

Quite shocking really...

Seagull

2nd January 2002, 20:32

Is there ANY woman that fat pervert ain't obsessed with? :rolleyes:
If I called meself Seagullette and stuck a dolly mixture of me in a blonde wig on the members gallery e'd pitch a tent outside my gaff

super white

2nd January 2002, 20:39

Originally posted by Riffy
So shall we all buy new hats then or what ?

give us time ;)

Infidel

2nd January 2002, 21:30

Pinto = gutted

slimref

2nd January 2002, 22:24

Originally posted by Seagull
Is there ANY woman that fat pervert ain't obsessed with? :rolleyes:
If I called meself Seagullette and stuck a dolly mixture of me in a blonde wig on the members gallery e'd pitch a tent outside my gaff

You could... but you're dad is still wearing the blonde wig

Elan_da_Scooby_Sheep

2nd January 2002, 22:30

So have they shagged yet or not?? :confused: ;)

Erm... I mean I think it's great that people can meet up through an illustious site such as this and then partcipate together in a mutually agreeably activity such as a football match. (even if it is Bolton.) More power to the both of you. :D

Royal Blue Nose

2nd January 2002, 22:31

I FANCY JI, THERE HAPPY I SAID IT! :rolleyes:

super white

2nd January 2002, 23:34

Originally posted by Gaffa
ever sober superwhite

I don't understand how I'm the one who got the drinking thing attached to their name then when it's obvious to everyone that jim is an alcoholic. He is pissed even as we speak and has told me to say hello to everyone :confused: whereas I've not bin drunk for at least 2 days now!

Plus it's always him who makes us drink whenever we meet. I try to refuse but he forces me into it!

and Elan, no, not yet. Yet being the operative word there ;)

super white

2nd January 2002, 23:38

Originally posted by Infidel
Pinto = gutted

I wish eh? :love:

Gaffa

3rd January 2002, 00:21

you both drink far too much as do i, as do we all
we all drink far too much
:eek: espically jim

JoaoPinto

3rd January 2002, 00:21

:cry:

Thats it. I'm putting it off no longer. It's war between me and Scotland. I don't like it, and it doesn't like me, so one of us has to go :mad:.

Royal Blue Nose

3rd January 2002, 00:27

Round up all the sheep in Scotland Pinto and cement up their anal passages.........that should hit the *******s hard:moon:

Elan_da_Scooby_Sheep

3rd January 2002, 01:20

Well all I can say is; "Get in there Jimbo you dirty old Dog you!!!" :p :D :laugh:

Well hey, we all know what these northern birds are like don't we...! *ahem* ;) although.. erm, she's actually prolly southern to you.... But ahh f*ck the details! <g>

Erm... and also Superwhite....um.... well I dunno what the female equivalent of "dirty old dog" is without it sounding incredibly offensive, but yeah... you go too! <lol> :laugh:

Anyways, enough with the suggestive innuendos however, and on to business.... Oi!! James you c*nt... post on the Nomessin site you twat! We're trying to encourage people back, or at least to post occasionally and you're there, sitting as quiet as Man Utd fan choking on a prawn sandwhich.

You truely are a muppet of Gonzo-esque proportions. :chainsaw:

Luv you all,

Alan :dunce:

James

3rd January 2002, 02:24

Other Jim here, where da fook is the nomessin site?

3rd January 2002, 02:32

Originally posted by Royal Blue Nose
I FANCY JI, THERE HAPPY I SAID IT! :rolleyes:

Awww RBN, how sweet!!

But can anyone tell me why I keep attracting Linfield supporters?!?!?!?

:confused:

ourkid

3rd January 2002, 02:33

Well unfortunately RBN, shes 100% taken, and will stay that way :)

Daz

3rd January 2002, 15:47

Only on the days she sees you m8 ;)

3rd January 2002, 15:59

:D :sex: :love: :angel: (oh $hit!!)

:smokin:

Riffy

3rd January 2002, 17:25

I think i`ll get a purple hat. it compliments my rugged complexion well.

Daz

3rd January 2002, 17:29

Rugged? :confused: Did u get ur hair cut or something m8?

ourkid

3rd January 2002, 17:56

well im safe there, seems to be every day

Royal Blue Nose

3rd January 2002, 19:53

I don't care, no man...no person can get in my way.......Ji, once i'm finished with Cathy i'm comin' for you!

Gaffa

3rd January 2002, 20:30

i will stick with buffy

3rd January 2002, 21:33

Originally posted by Royal Blue Nose
I don't care, no man...no person can get in my way.......Ji, once i'm finished with Cathy i'm comin' for you!

Ohhhh!! :D

Counting the days......

P.S. Should I be scared about this??? :confused:

Oh well!

:sex:

Daz

3rd January 2002, 22:53

RBN back off, I saw her first, OurKid is merely a distraction so no one knows the real truth about our torrid affair :love:

3rd January 2002, 23:00

Wot is it Sinistero says?!

Its not hard to be arrogant when you're this good!!!

;)

:smokin:

Royal Blue Nose

4th January 2002, 00:46

I can't back off once i have smelt the refreshing scent of a great woman. Not only is she great, i bet she is sexy and not only that.....not only that.....the main reason is that she is Northern Irish, she is home-grown so you can stick anyother woman.......Northern Irish women are the best, and Ji is up there......and I want her! However don't worry Daz and Ourkid, i'm still in a relationship with another person so you'll have some time to have your fun, but just remember this;

''RBN is a walking, talking love machine and he's gonna get Ji someday so just accept it''

Jamesie

4th January 2002, 00:54

now tha's a spiceee meat-a-ball! :sex:

4th January 2002, 01:49

Ohhhh

Hmmmm! That's evening up the scores a bit now...

I think its edging towards neck and neck between Daz and RBN!

Seems like Kampso has decided to jump outa the closet both barrels blazing :eek: cos he's not been around for a few days...!

Oh what is a girl to do...!

Daz

4th January 2002, 12:15

Yeah RBN she may well be yours some day but that day will only come when I've finished with her and have left her a complete and total wreck after weeks of marathon sex sessions. And I'm not talking about using chocolate bars either tho that ain't a bad idea... :drool:

4th January 2002, 12:27

Weeks eh?

*Decides to withdraw from second semester on health grounds*

:D

*Coughs* (Best Homer J Simpson impression) Mmmmm chooooooocolaaaaaaate!!!! ;)

Infidel

4th January 2002, 23:15

All those in favour of a communal sodding w@nk forum say aye...

JoaoPinto

4th January 2002, 23:25

Aye!!!!!!!

Must we have at least three topics where Daz, Kampso and RBN are chatting Ji on the go at the same time.

Funny thing is, for some reason I always associate a member with a face/Person unless they've put up their photo. With Ji I keep thinking of George from the famous Five :laugh:.

Infidel

4th January 2002, 23:30

and so sayeth JoaoSuperwhite:love:Pinto

WASPS

Michael Shilliday

5th January 2002, 00:29

Originally posted by JoaoPinto
George from the famous Five :laugh:.

youve read the famous five??:eek:

Swansea Til I die

5th January 2002, 00:33

hasnt everyone?

Royal Blue Nose

5th January 2002, 01:12

The only book i've ever read is the Kama Sutra, however i have also developed my own moves due to my extremely large penis, which means that Ji and i will be at it for at least a week to get through the whole book plus my extras.........then we can start all over again!

Big Dave 2K

5th January 2002, 01:15

Hello Boys and Girls!

I see most people are still here!!!, unfortunatly Woozer that was my freind from college you heard about, and he loves a northern lass, unfortunatly she was even more blonde (if poss) and she agreed to have sex with him! o well...... woozer you keep trying with the old northern ff lass! ;)....... so how is everyone i know here? any one who don't know me.... i am the new boss, i own ff again ;) :D :p, and if ya don't believe it, then who gives a flying ****? anyways might cya soon..... p.s. SW thurs @ 6pm correct? :D yours or mine? sweet

Dave

super white

5th January 2002, 01:22

:eek: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! :eek:

My post tally thing is higher than Big Dave's.....
.....I've got to get out more! ;)

5th January 2002, 03:16

George from the Famous Five, eh?

Why's that then???? :confused:

P.S. Its better than three threads with you bitching Pinto... makes a change without you trying always to be the centre of attention!!!!!

Originally posted by Royal Blue Nose
The only book i've ever read is the Kama Sutra, however i have also developed my own moves due to my extremely large penis, which means that Ji and i will be at it for at least a week to get through the whole book plus my extras.........then we can start all over again!

:love: :sex:

Woozer

5th January 2002, 03:37

Originally posted by Big Dave 2K
Hello Boys and Girls!

I see most people are still here!!!, unfortunatly Woozer that was my freind from college you heard about, and he loves a northern lass, unfortunatly she was even more blonde (if poss) and she agreed to have sex with him! o well...... woozer you keep trying with the old northern ff lass! ;)....... so how is everyone i know here? any one who don't know me.... i am the new boss, i own ff again ;) :D :p, and if ya don't believe it, then who gives a flying ****? anyways might cya soon..... p.s. SW thurs @ 6pm correct? :D yours or mine? sweet

Dave

Pardon?

James_F

5th January 2002, 15:16

Anyone got a Winchester to English transaltor?

JoaoPinto

5th January 2002, 15:24

youve read the famous five??

I read them all when I was about 7/8. Plus all the Secret 7 and that other one, The Adventurers or something can remember the name of them.

George from the Famous Five, eh?

Why's that then????

I don't know. The crap hair, freckles, Tomboy, sad little girl really ;).

P.S. Its better than three threads with you bitching Pinto... makes a change without you trying always to be the centre of attention!!!!!

:laugh: Pot Kettle and the colour black spring to mind.

5th January 2002, 15:27

Freckles?!

U been fanstasising again eh?

Oh and I don't need to TRY to be the centre of attention, I'm just so great that everyone with a quarter of a braincell thinks I'm brilliant!!!

JoaoPinto

5th January 2002, 15:34

lol, yeah I imagine everyone with only a quater of a brain cell would think your brilliant :laugh:

Royal Blue Nose

5th January 2002, 15:42

I am the smartest man alive, apart from Bob McCartney, and i think Ji is brilliant. Won't be long until i'm banging her for a living!

5th January 2002, 16:04

:laugh:

RBN so far you're talkin' the talk... when are ya plannin' on walkin' the walk???? Get rid of Cathy and lets go!!!!! ;)

:sex:

Oh and Pinto, much as it galls me to say it... touché! That one was all my own fault!

Gaffa

5th January 2002, 19:00

:jester:

Royal Blue Nose

5th January 2002, 20:02

Originally posted by Ji
:laugh:

RBN so far you're talkin' the talk... when are ya plannin' on walkin' the walk???? Get rid of Cathy and lets go!!!!! ;)

:sex:

You'll know when i walk the walk alright!

5th January 2002, 20:06

Yes but the question is...

Will I still be able to afterwards?!?!

:confused:

Royal Blue Nose

5th January 2002, 20:08

That all depends on how much you can take!:cool:

5th January 2002, 20:18

How much have u got?

:eek:

Royal Blue Nose

5th January 2002, 20:32

More than enough!

5th January 2002, 20:35

I like a challenge!

K@mpso

5th January 2002, 21:37

Oh yeah RBN?? :mad:

Rank does have its privileges!!! So Ji........... ;)

5th January 2002, 21:52

Ohhhh another one!

Michael Shilliday

5th January 2002, 23:37

if its numbers youre after, ill join in too if you want.......

6th January 2002, 00:22

Don't you think I have enough problems!??!?!

I mean, yes this is FOOTBALL forums, doesn't mean I wanna have a whole football team after me all at once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeez!

:bounce:

Royal Blue Nose

6th January 2002, 01:19

I only play doubles, i'm sorry!

6th January 2002, 01:21

Can be arranged!

Mixed doubles I presume?! (I hope... :p)

;)

Royal Blue Nose

6th January 2002, 01:25

Your damn right mixed doubles, over the net......on the umpires chair......the possibilities!

6th January 2002, 01:29

:sex:

:D

:wave:

Pood

6th January 2002, 01:38

Gaffa

6th January 2002, 12:25

are people trying to start an orgy here?
Lets getted sorted. My house is free at the moment

Mr Sinistero

9th March 2006, 21:59

digging up old crap :Rock:

TLC

9th March 2006, 22:16

Stop digging :(

Mr Sinistero

9th March 2006, 22:35

never!

TLC

9th March 2006, 22:37

I could take your shovel away ;)

James_F

9th March 2006, 22:49

A legendary thread though Tracy ;)

I'll move it to Flood This.

TheBaRoN

9th March 2006, 22:59

Love me

TLC

9th March 2006, 23:07

Love me

Who said you could speak new boy ???

TheBaRoN

9th March 2006, 23:18

Who said you could speak new boy ???

You don't fool me, i can tell by your tone that you have a secret love for me ;)

Come give me a hug :cool2: