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Sunil
3rd August 2006, 22:51
How stupid is this? (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_2_1/104-2064703-2107140?redirect=true&ie=UTF8&customer-reviews.sort_by=-SubmissionDate&n=3370831) has an amazon grocery been opened? Are you going to buy milk online or go to a local store? And since when would you look up the product?
Milk is Milk!!

Does not help web servers run faster, August 3, 2006 Reviewer: Scoots "Father of Four" (Nebraska, USA) - See all my reviews I was promised this Tuscan Whole Milk could increase CPU rates in web servers by a factor of a gazillion, as well as increase RAM refresh rates, extend RAID arrays, improve ethernet performance, make ASP pages secure, fix PHP exploits, prevent port probing and block script kiddies and DDoS attacks, as well as ensure no hardware failures would ever happen. Was this review helpful to you? (Report this)


Reviewer: J. Ellman 8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
This milk tastes like the sticky load my boyfriend shot into my mouth while we were watching Death Wish that one time.

I have used this milk, past the expiration date, to fake orgasms-- it's THAT DAMN GOOD. Chunky sweet loving...it makes me so moist just thinking about this juicy man-love nectar.

Sometimes when I get really depressed I pour the Tuscan milk over my naked body and let small animals lick it off...their tongues caressing every nook and cranny of my voluptuous figure.

Ohh...Tuscan Milk....OH GOD TUSCAN MILK!!!

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BARNETFAN1
3rd August 2006, 22:56
i thought it was a joke site but apparently not?! :confused

FY1
3rd August 2006, 23:02
I thought that as well.:confused

Fent
4th August 2006, 19:00
why don't you just ask me :D

Digital Twisted
5th August 2006, 02:40
6 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
Tuscan Milk Witnesses Unite!, August 4, 2006
Reviewer: F. Frias "Randroid" (Brooklyn, NY)

As a practicing Jehovah's Witness, I find that more souls can be saved if I leave a good bottle of Tuscan Whole Milke, 1 Gallon, 128 fl. oz with a person rather than a pamphlet. Who doesn't like the phlegmatic ecstasy of wop-manufactured cow juice? Really who? Well, maybe those who are lactose intolerant, but they're going to burn in hell anyway . . .


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