Sunil
3rd August 2006, 22:51
How stupid is this? (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_2_1/104-2064703-2107140?redirect=true&ie=UTF8&customer-reviews.sort_by=-SubmissionDate&n=3370831) has an amazon grocery been opened? Are you going to buy milk online or go to a local store? And since when would you look up the product?
Milk is Milk!!
Does not help web servers run faster, August 3, 2006 Reviewer: Scoots "Father of Four" (Nebraska, USA) - See all my reviews I was promised this Tuscan Whole Milk could increase CPU rates in web servers by a factor of a gazillion, as well as increase RAM refresh rates, extend RAID arrays, improve ethernet performance, make ASP pages secure, fix PHP exploits, prevent port probing and block script kiddies and DDoS attacks, as well as ensure no hardware failures would ever happen. Was this review helpful to you? (Report this)
Reviewer: J. Ellman 8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
This milk tastes like the sticky load my boyfriend shot into my mouth while we were watching Death Wish that one time.
I have used this milk, past the expiration date, to fake orgasms-- it's THAT DAMN GOOD. Chunky sweet loving...it makes me so moist just thinking about this juicy man-love nectar.
Sometimes when I get really depressed I pour the Tuscan milk over my naked body and let small animals lick it off...their tongues caressing every nook and cranny of my voluptuous figure.
Ohh...Tuscan Milk....OH GOD TUSCAN MILK!!!
:laugh:
Milk is Milk!!
Does not help web servers run faster, August 3, 2006 Reviewer: Scoots "Father of Four" (Nebraska, USA) - See all my reviews I was promised this Tuscan Whole Milk could increase CPU rates in web servers by a factor of a gazillion, as well as increase RAM refresh rates, extend RAID arrays, improve ethernet performance, make ASP pages secure, fix PHP exploits, prevent port probing and block script kiddies and DDoS attacks, as well as ensure no hardware failures would ever happen. Was this review helpful to you? (Report this)
Reviewer: J. Ellman 8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
This milk tastes like the sticky load my boyfriend shot into my mouth while we were watching Death Wish that one time.
I have used this milk, past the expiration date, to fake orgasms-- it's THAT DAMN GOOD. Chunky sweet loving...it makes me so moist just thinking about this juicy man-love nectar.
Sometimes when I get really depressed I pour the Tuscan milk over my naked body and let small animals lick it off...their tongues caressing every nook and cranny of my voluptuous figure.
Ohh...Tuscan Milk....OH GOD TUSCAN MILK!!!
:laugh: