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ITFC Jez
3rd August 2006, 23:56
Britain's first 'masturbate-a-thon' could be policed to stop demonstrators causing trouble, organisers said.

Saturday's controversial event is being filmed by Channel 4, as part of a series of shows dubbed W*** Week.

The masturbate-a-thon will see individuals raising money for charity by pleasuring themselves at a converted photographic studio in central London.
But the event, which is taking place with the involvement of sexual health agency Marie Stopes International, could attract protesters.

Marie Stopes spokesman Tony Kerridge said: "The police have offered their presence if we need it.

"We don't know yet whether there will be any protest but we have heard that there might be by MediaMarch (the evangelical group)."

Those involved are being asked to raise sponsorship for Marie Stopes and HIV charity the Terrence Higgins Trust.

Mr Kerridge added: "We've all seen the consequences of everyday penetrative unprotected sex in the form of unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted infections such as HIV Aids.

"For us, masturbation is a really important subject."

Organisers say around 70 people - some from Europe - have pledged to turn up at the venue, which has a capacity of 150.

Those taking part will have the option of wearing clothes "they feel hot or erotic in" and will be able to go into private booths, and male-only or female-only areas.

Around five people are aiming to break the masturbation record - eight-and-a-half hours for a man and six hours 20 minutes for a woman

Source: http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1229695,00.html

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I can think of a few people on here who could be ideal for this!!! :laugh:

littleboyblue
4th August 2006, 00:06
Are you going Scotty Walds ?

TOM OAFC
4th August 2006, 00:42
It was in the Metro the other week Channel 4 wants the rights to show it.

Diamonds Fan
4th August 2006, 00:44
If you read the first post, You'd see that Channel 4 already has the rights to show it.

TOM OAFC
4th August 2006, 01:14
Read but missed that part.

great white
4th August 2006, 09:32
I can think of a few people on here who could be ideal for this!!! :laugh:You callin' me a wanka!!!!.......I'm gonna have yer fookin' legs off scumbag

Scotty Walds
4th August 2006, 09:34
Are you going Scotty Walds ?
That 'joke' is getting a bit old now...

_00_deathscar
4th August 2006, 10:07
Especially seeing as he's just as likely to attend himself. ;)

Pach
4th August 2006, 12:13
I could swear K@ampso started a thread about this?

ITFC Jez
4th August 2006, 12:17
You callin' me a wanka!!!!.......I'm gonna have yer fookin' legs off scumbag

Don't be a scummer all your life! :thumb

ITFC Jez
4th August 2006, 12:18
I could swear K@ampso started a thread about this?

Where? :confused

Pach
4th August 2006, 12:28
http://www.footballforums.net/forums/general-off-topic-discussion/114308-ffs-tossers-everywhere.html?highlight=tossers

great white
4th August 2006, 12:41
He did too.......I actually remember that one

ITFC Jez
4th August 2006, 13:06
http://www.footballforums.net/forums/general-off-topic-discussion/114308-ffs-tossers-everywhere.html?highlight=tossers

Ah, I did search the latest few pages but didn't see it. Assumed as it had just appeared on the Sky News website that it hadn't been mentioned. :(

Sowwy... :whistle

great white
4th August 2006, 13:14
I forgive you Jez......dunno bout them other heartless scumbags though......some of em seem to be a bit backwards.........

ITFC Jez
4th August 2006, 13:19
I forgive you Jez......dunno bout them other heartless scumbags though......some of em seem to be a bit backwards.........

You ain't a bad scummer, are ya, Baz? :thumb I never believed the others...

great white
4th August 2006, 13:22
Go transform you bloody nonce..............

ITFC Jez
4th August 2006, 13:24
:laugh:

great white
4th August 2006, 13:38
You ready?........

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