Life Assurance

[great white]

Just what is the best policy out there?.......There's a bloody shedload I'm so confused.

[_00_deathscar]

Suicide.

;)

[ecfc girl]

Honesty is always the best policy. ;)

Can't believe we have a thread not including the words car and insurance!

[great white]

Can't believe we have a thread not including the words car and insurance!Or phone, best contract, avatar, signature, Defscar's a gimp, Ribéry, who's better.

Today is a good day in FF land ..... :party

[C-T-F-C Warlord]

Life insurance is a waste of time.....put the money in the bank for the old coffin and the vicars tip.

[great white]

put the money in the bank for the old coffin and the vicars tip.Trust me there won't be a vicar present......

[bindu]

Anyhow if your broke when you die the government pays for the funeral so why bother?

[C-T-F-C Warlord]

Anyhow if your broke when you die the government pays for the funeral so why bother?

Because I would feeling guilty at my funeral if I knew the goverment was paying for it. :smokin:

[great white]

What if you don't want a funeral though.....

[ecfc girl]

Anyhow if your broke when you die the government pays for the funeral so why bother?

Only if you have no living relatives.

[gary_fletcher]

A Tala if you can.

[bindu]

Only if you have no living relatives.

Not true actually they helped me with my mothers funeral a few years ago - I only had to paid about two hundred pounds towards it.

[Bluetonic]

So what happens if you don't have a funeral for someone?

Does the body get buried/incinerated still?

[StretfordEnd]

So what happens if you don't have a funeral for someone?

Does the body get buried/incinerated still?

The body would still have to be disposed of in line with health and safety legislation, so it would have to interred in an appropriate place or cremated I imagine?

[great white]

I wanna be chopped up and made into cat food...... I'm gonna put that in me last will and testament......I offer my body to Whiskas when I'm gone...

[ecfc girl]

I dread to think what a funeral costs tbh. Probably well over a grand.
I don't want what money I leave behind to be used up on this. I'll just give my body to medical science then I won't have to have a funeral at all.

[Pach]

I'll just give my body to medical science

I bet you say that to all the boys...

[ecfc girl]

Yes, yes I do.

[Nottsman]

My Dad's funeral cost about £2,000.... Expensive things, and it was only a cremation.