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BluesUSA
14th January 2002, 23:27
When you take over the world. Who'll be first to be shot (or thrown in prison, if you're anti capital punishment) ?
Mine would have to be:
American soccer commentators - They truely have no clue and spoil even the best games by constantly explaining the off side rule and calling it the off - side rule and insist on calling it the pree -mereship.
:chainsaw:
super white
14th January 2002, 23:34
Barry Knight :chainsaw:
Or John Aldridge? :chainsaw:
Or Graeme Souness? :chainsaw:
Or the Queen Mother? :chainsaw:
hmmmm - many possibilities. I'll have to get back to u on this one.
Smiffyboy
14th January 2002, 23:34
Tony "Arse Burger" Blair :chainsaw:
TrueBhoy
14th January 2002, 23:47
The queen :salute:
Osama Bin Laden :salute: (someone had to say it ):rolleyes:
BARNETFAN1
14th January 2002, 23:53
Tony Cottee :chainsaw:
John Still :chainsaw:
Or otherwise people from Swansea and Flitwick :chainsaw:
The Game
14th January 2002, 23:55
SnakeBladder ;)
Swansea Til I die
14th January 2002, 23:55
Tony Petty
Geordie_Wilky
15th January 2002, 00:14
i know ud expect me to say monkey heed but at the minute id take a bullet for him! keep it reid - keep it relegation!:salute:
seriously tho id shoot Sewpa Kev! Or kevin phillips to those who can speak non-mackem otherwise known as english! Without him sunderland are shyte!
red army
15th January 2002, 01:15
The Pope:salute:
Hannibal
15th January 2002, 12:31
Mark Lawrenson the village-people-tashed, Nob Ender scum.
Apart from that I'd declare a general amnesty just as a populist measure whilst funding an elimination programme carried out by the secret police, making the deaths look like suicides and accidents.
2thomo
15th January 2002, 12:39
Send channel 5 to be hanged
Daz
15th January 2002, 13:44
Without a doubt, Sara Cox though I'd force her to say a sentence I could understand before I killed her.
Daz
15th January 2002, 14:03
Is that an accent? I'd call it a speech impediment.
Mr Sinistero
15th January 2002, 14:04
Originally posted by BluesUSA
American soccer commentators
****en oath, they have no idea about the game at all and it ****s me cause they pronounce every player and club name wrong, they even stuff up american players names for craps sake.
2thomo
15th January 2002, 14:15
This head-to-head of words often makes me thank that we have a large ocean dividing us.
Daz
15th January 2002, 14:19
And when have you ever heard me talk?
Daz
15th January 2002, 15:17
Says the man who can't even feckin spell! Still, I :love: u :)
Daz
15th January 2002, 15:35
But you are having a go at my grammar which is a completely different to an accent. Sara Cox is incomprehensible, she ruins Radio 1 for me in the morning, 2mins of trying to listen to her and I can't cope! :(
Swansea Til I die
15th January 2002, 15:45
Hell yes, we all would
4737 CARLING, SIR
15th January 2002, 15:49
The first person that opposes my way of life!
Daz
15th January 2002, 15:55
No I wouldn't cos she might be tempted to talk during sex. Trust me, I do change the channel!
Swansea Til I die
15th January 2002, 15:58
Well she cant talk with her mouth full can she?
U know what 2 do daz ;)
Mr Sinistero
15th January 2002, 20:16
Give her a teabag.
Use you imagination on this one.
super white
15th January 2002, 20:50
Originally posted by Daz
Sara Cox is incomprehensible,
:mad: I'll admit she's got an annoying voice, but there's nothing wrong with her accent! :mad: :salute:
Jamesie
15th January 2002, 20:59
Glenn Hoddle, followed by Sheringham, Ferdinand and the rest of the residents at White Hart lane Old People's Home. Those would be closely followed by Chris Walker, whose head would be pickled and kept in a jar as a warning to future generations.
Foxin_Mad
16th January 2002, 02:41
Peter Fecking Taylor :chainsaw: Die Scum :chainsaw: Die Scum
The Reason...........Have a look at the Premiership Table....then look at it two years ago........he has to die
Bring Back Tony Cottee!! :clap:
slimref
20th January 2002, 18:32
Originally posted by BARNETFAN1
Or otherwise people from Flitwick :chainsaw:
:salute:
Barry Knight :chainsaw:
:laugh:
I'll admit she's got an annoying voice, but there's nothing wrong with her accent!
Helen - you said i had a funny accent!!! Hers is funnier
As for me at the moment...
1, the person who declined my overdraft extension and therefore i had to take a year out of uni
2, the bitch at tesco who screwed me over last week
that'l do for the time being..
red army
20th January 2002, 20:12
Originally posted by Daz
Sara Cox is incomprehensible, she ruins Radio 1 for me in the morning, 2mins of trying to listen to her and I can't cope! :(
:clap: I know what you mean. Way too many northern monkeys on Radio 1 i just don't bother with it any more.