following on form "Baby's" thread..

[Michelle'sMate]

Have You done anthing to anyone else while You/They were asleep ?. My Dad is The World Champion of stiching people up while They're asleep, usually pissed. He once made Me up with lippy eye-shadow, and two great big "Aunt Sally" like red cheeks when I dozed off in the boozer. When I woke up no f****r said a word, I left the bar and went for My bus, stopping off for some chips on the way, I never twigged till I got home and went for a slash and saw Myself in the bathroom mirror. His mate once made the mistake of dozing off in the boozer so My dad superglued His zip, He woke up and went for a piss, needless to say He could'nt get His strides down, His mate came in the bog and He asked Him for a hand, so He was trying to pull His jeans down from behind when some bloke walked in, He took one look said "Say no more" turned and walked out. My dads best stich up came years ago, My nana's boyfriend fell asleep after the boozer one Saturday night, so My dad and uncle Tommy picked Him and His armchair up and took Him outside for a bit, They brought Him back in and left Him with a covering of snow still on Him.

[ecfc girl]

See my thread on this matter.

http://www.footballforums.net/forums/showthread.php?t=99494&highlight=human+buckaroo

[Chelsea Blue]

Your thread ecfc girl is not much to do with Michelle'sMates topic. Once at my brothers party he and his mates put condoms on my au pairs face while she slept :laugh:

[Michelle]

Your thread ecfc girl is not much to do with Michelle'sMates topic. Once at my brothers party he and his mates put condoms on my au pairs face while she slept :laugh:

Nice :laugh:

[SouthEastClaret]

My ex wife and I let the kids watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Hallowe'en a number of years back. Then about an hour after they had gone to bed she and I donned monster masks, I plugged the electric chainsaw into their bedroom socket and revved it up.

You have never seen two kids fly out of bed so fast in your life :laugh:

[Andy]

Evil parents :laugh:

[busby]

My ex wife and I let the kids watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Hallowe'en a number of years back. Then about an hour after they had gone to bed she and I donned monster masks, I plugged the electric chainsaw into their bedroom socket and revved it up.

You have never seen two kids fly out of bed so fast in your life :laugh:

:laugh: Do I remember you telling us that a few years back? or was that not you?

[Noel Gallagher]

I once spunked on my mates face while he slept :laugh::laugh:.

[Chelsea Blue]

:notfunny

Noel Gallagher, you dirty bastard! :no::no::no:

[Noel Gallagher]

:notfunny

Noel Gallagher, you dirty bastard! :no::no::no:

Whats better is that we then poured flower onto it so it baked on hard.

[TheBaRoN]

:laugh:

What did you use as a turn on?

[Michelle]

I once spunked on my mates face while he slept :laugh::laugh:.

Noel you dirty sod :no:

[Noel Gallagher]

:laugh:

What did you use as a turn on?

I bashed one out but held on, crept down stairs and let go.

[mattledud]

What if he woke up part way through, how would you have gone about explaining why you were stroking your penis in close proximity to his face?

That's just wrong.

p.s. was it fletch?

[Noel Gallagher]

What if he woke up part way through, how would you have gone about explaining why you were stroking your penis in close proximity to his face?

That's just wrong.

p.s. was it fletch?

No I was ready for release I just held it in. and no it wasn't fletch but he does know him.

[TheBaRoN]

Masturbation, the cause and cure to life's many problems.

[mattledud]

No I was ready for release I just held it in. and no it wasn't fletch but he does know him.

How could you have been sure that he would be asleep when you got downstairs?

This is poor form Noel, and I used to think you were an alright ked :no:

[Noel Gallagher]

How could you have been sure that he would be asleep when you got downstairs?

This is poor form Noel, and I used to think you were an alright ked :no:

Well he ahd basilcally passed out so there was know way he was waking up and as for me I would never do it again but I was very young and very drunk it's actually something I regret doing as he still doesn't have the faintest idea about it.

[Chelsea Blue]

Who needs enemies when they got friends like you Noel, eh?

[Noel Gallagher]

Who needs enemies when they got friends like you Noel, eh?

I've improved now though just ask fletch.

[scunnymadandy]

I was on a school trip in Paris and of course we share rooms.

In one of the rooms, a mate of mine fell asleep and while he was asleep he got pissed on.

We all went into the room to check it out and he woke up .. asked what all the fuss was about, licked his lips :no: and fell back to sleep.

Unfortunatly for him, his face was pissed on, so yes he did lick it .. :no:

[LinekerLegend]

I once spunked on my mates face while he slept :laugh::laugh:.

:laugh: Fookin sicko :laugh:

[TheBaRoN]

I am quite shocked by the spunking on the face.

[powerage]

I am quite shocked by the spunking on the face.

To be honest Mr BaRoN, I don't think Noel could shock me in anyway shape or form now!

I was at a summer camp and we put shaving foam on this Spanish geezer's hand, tickled his face and watched him proceed to cover his face and clothes in the stuff, before he legged it out of the room to tell on us.

My mate got undressed and up into the top bunk so quick if you'd blinked you'd have missed it haha.

[ecfc girl]

Your thread ecfc girl is not much to do with Michelle'sMates topic. Once at my brothers party he and his mates put condoms on my au pairs face while she slept :laugh:

Actually it's got everything to do with it.

He was asleep, we did things to him. FACT.

[SouthEastClaret]

:laugh: Do I remember you telling us that a few years back? or was that not you?

Yes that was me but I thought I might as well repost it for the benefit of the newbies...and the thread was suitable ;)