Never been kissed [Archive]

TheBaRoN

21st September 2007, 12:06

From the man who brought you the..

''1st time you saw someone naked in person Thread''

and such classics as

''Club 16-20 yr olds''

Comes this master piece.

When and who was your 1st kiss? and no pecks from your mum don't count Tyrone.

:party:party:party

Andy

21st September 2007, 12:08

I was 12.

TheBaRoN

21st September 2007, 12:10

I was 12.

And?

Slobber lips? deep throat? fists?

Andy

21st September 2007, 12:10

Tongues :laugh:

Peel_Acres

21st September 2007, 12:13

I was 31

dan_19

21st September 2007, 12:27

I was a late bloomer I think I was 14-15.

I say late bloomer, I think the term loser would be more appropiate.

Tyrone1

21st September 2007, 12:31

13th bday!!!!

TheBaRoN

21st September 2007, 12:33

13th bday!!!!

Daddy doesn't count either.

You kids were slutty bunch weren't ya.

NolanUnited

21st September 2007, 12:33

I was 12 and he was a fine Irish gypsy boy . :shrug

Tyrone1

21st September 2007, 12:35

Baron it was worse than that.....

I got tongued by the local slapper!!!!

My excuse was i was holding a 1/4 full vodka bottle!

TheBaRoN

21st September 2007, 12:35

I'm talking real kissing, no pecks on the lips crap.

FULL BLOWN XXX ACTION KISS.

I want to get off on your tales...

Andy

21st September 2007, 12:36

lol @ Tyrone :laugh:

Tyrone1

21st September 2007, 12:42

well it was tongues and she was choking me! Does that count.

Anyway why don't you tell us about YOUR first kiss instead of banging one out under the table reading what we have to say!!!

TheBaRoN

21st September 2007, 12:46

well it was tongues and she was choking me! Does that count.

Anyway why don't you tell us about YOUR first kiss instead of banging one out under the table reading what we have to say!!!

I was 16 she as 78, i'd just finished cutting her grass and as she pulled her huge pants up our eyes locked and we kissed.

TractorBoy

21st September 2007, 12:50

Sadly at my time of life I can't remember. My brain is only about 64k.

mickgrant

21st September 2007, 13:00

I was 16 she as 78, i'd just finished cutting her grass and as she pulled her huge pants up our eyes locked and we kissed.

:laugh: :laugh:

Tyrone1

21st September 2007, 13:07

My the old boy got stiff too eh?

dan_19

21st September 2007, 13:07

Mine wasn't pleasent at all.

Saliva Galore.

TractorBoy

21st September 2007, 13:08

Mine wasn't pleasent at all.

Saliva Galore.

With a name like that was she Italian :laugh:

dan_19

21st September 2007, 13:11

Mine wasn't pleasent at all.

Saliva Galore.

With a name like that was she Italian :laugh:

No she was just ugly.

TractorBoy

21st September 2007, 13:15

Haven't we all done that before. Still it stays fresh in the memory all of your life, so you're gonna have to live with it

SWFC 1988

21st September 2007, 18:21

i was 78, and this young 16 year old lad had just finished cutting my lawn' i pulled my pants up; and our eyes lingered on each other for what seemed forever, before we locked lips :sex:

Pazz_AFCB

21st September 2007, 18:26

13. Down a nightclub at an under 18s night. Drunk slapper, Tina her name was I think. :laugh:

C@rl

21st September 2007, 18:27

Mine was with SWFC 1988 about 5 minutes ago.

SWFC 1988

21st September 2007, 18:41

Mine was with SWFC 1988 about 5 minutes ago.

Do BJ's count Carl?

CherryLad

21st September 2007, 18:51

I think I was about 4.

Brianlfc

21st September 2007, 19:01

I was 16 she as 78, i'd just finished cutting her grass and as she pulled her huge pants up our eyes locked and we kissed.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

I myself? Hmmm was about 13 ish.

ShrewsburysGurl

21st September 2007, 19:07

I was 12. With a lad called Joe, under dripping wet coats.

TractorBoy

21st September 2007, 19:24

I was 12. With a lad called Joe, under dripping wet coats.

Is that not the first line of a poem by William Wordsworth? :p

Sharp

21st September 2007, 19:25

14 (ish).

ShrewsburysGurl

21st September 2007, 19:31

Is that not the first line of a poem by William Wordsworth? :p

A books been written about me :eeek ?!?

NolanUnited

21st September 2007, 19:33

i was 78, and this young 16 year old lad had just finished cutting my lawn' i pulled my pants up; and our eyes lingered on each other for what seemed forever, before we locked lips :sex:

:laugh: :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

:wave:

TractorBoy

21st September 2007, 19:34

A books been written about me :eeek ?!?

Not sure but give me another 12 months on here exchanging banta(oops sorry, boys) and I'll bring out not just one book but volumes 1-10 :laugh:

Martinho

21st September 2007, 19:36

About 11, with this lass called Emily who lives down the road. She's turned into a right slag now though. :no:

ShrewsburysGurl

21st September 2007, 19:37

Not sure but give me another 12 months on here exchanging banta(oops sorry, boys) and I'll bring out not just one book but volumes 1-10 :laugh:

I could write you a book 'How To Seduce Abii's CC Teacher' :)

I really am oh so nice.

TractorBoy

21st September 2007, 19:39

I could write you a book 'How To Seduce Abii's CC Teacher' :)

I really am oh so nice.

Let them fingers do the walking, Abii. Get typing. You have till Christmas to relaese it to the public

Kelly_Owls

21st September 2007, 19:42

If we're talking first PROPER kiss rather than playground ones, then it'd be 17 :eeek

Playground ones, then meh the usual 10-11yrs old.

Noel Gallagher

21st September 2007, 19:44

13 pissed and foolish. I still see her around now and just think god I'm so out of your f*ckin league it's unreal.

Andy

21st September 2007, 19:45

:rolleyes:rolleyes

ShrewsburysGurl

21st September 2007, 19:48

Let them fingers do the walking, Abii. Get typing. You have till Christmas to relaese it to the public

Top seller. Forget Harry Potter, Jane Eyre etc - 'How To Seduce Abii's CC Teacher' Is the book for 2008! :rolleyes

Martinho

21st September 2007, 19:48

13 pissed and foolish. I still see her around now and just think god I'm so out pf your f*ckin league it's unreal.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

TractorBoy

21st September 2007, 19:52

Top seller. Forget Harry Potter, Jane Eyre etc - 'How To Seduce Abii's CC Teacher' Is the book for 2008! :rolleyes

Hang on though. It does seem to have a good edge about it, but then I may lose out to the Baron or Carl :( if they were to buy it, so I shall order mine now, before they get a sniff in.

ShrewsburysGurl

21st September 2007, 19:55

Hang on though. It does seem to have a good edge about it, but then I may lose out to the Baron or Carl :( if they were to buy it, so I shall order mine now, before they get a sniff in.

Hmmm. It's a possibility. And I realised yesterday when she said it, she's only 32 :laugh::eeek:laugh::eeek:laugh:

TractorBoy

21st September 2007, 20:50

Kin L. She would be my child bride

lfcdon8

21st September 2007, 20:59

11. Have had alot better since though ;)

Pazz_AFCB

21st September 2007, 20:59

I still see her around now and just think god I'm so out of your f*ckin league it's unreal.

I feel the same, she goes to my school and I'm just like, oh dear. :laugh:

Noel Gallagher

21st September 2007, 21:14

I feel the same, she goes to my school and I'm just like, oh dear. :laugh:

It's awfull isn't it, thing that worries me more is the fact that she probably brags to all her mates even though it was 7 f*ckin years ago and the fact she now has less chance than my left hand.

Tractorboy Tom

22nd September 2007, 09:48

I was 15 ish. She was a hot blonde, just got off with her, i dont actually think i asked her what her name was (y) lol

Pazz_AFCB

22nd September 2007, 10:10

I was 15 ish. She was a hot blonde, just got off with her, i dont actually think i asked her what her name was (y) lol

WELL IN SON.

Tractorboy Tom

23rd September 2007, 12:55

WELL IN SON.thank you lol. its the way to do it

ShrewsburysGurl

23rd September 2007, 12:57

Are you TB's ff son?

Irish White

23rd September 2007, 13:02

13...

Luke_Ciderhead

23rd September 2007, 13:15

About 14-15...this right slag at school called Natasha who was a year or two older was offering to snog a whole load of us behind the bike shed.

About four or five of us got our first kiss from her that day.

TractorBoy

23rd September 2007, 13:23

Are you TB's ff son?

He is Shrew. Furthermore he has been instructed by his mother to come spy on me. It were in the tabloids that TB was ready to make an announcement about his upcoming engagement to Ms. CC. and she has been tipped off.
Think she will want to hide my tractors spark plugs on the day of the wedding, so shh little one. Don't say to much.

http://feline8.canalblog.com/images/SSshh____.jpg

busby

23rd September 2007, 13:37

13ish with a lass called Lizzy but she isn't a slag :)

Noel Gallagher

23rd September 2007, 13:39

13ish with a lass called Lizzy but she isn't a slag :)

That was a pity then.

Gunner32

23rd September 2007, 16:51

11 ish

LinekerLegend

23rd September 2007, 16:55

I was 12 and he was a fine Irish gypsy boy . :shrug

Did he have smelly breath :D

Ollie*CUFC

23rd September 2007, 17:22

I was 14 or 15 and it was my first time going to what was known as an 'Ibiza night'. It was held in a massive concert hall, the age range was something like 12 or 14 to 16 or 18 (hard to tell as younger and older people still got in anyway). Basically it was just really loud happy hardcore music with a bit more edge, crap though obviously. All the teenagers who weren't geeks from all the schools in Carlisle used to go.

I got smashed before I went in and I ended up getting off with 8 girls (my mates were keeping count) but I can only remember about 4 of the kisses. The first kiss was nice and she was fit. I just let her do all the work as I had absolutely no idea what I was doing. The others I remember were f#cking awful sloppy affairs. But it got me off the mark, resulted in a bit of awkwardness at school with some lass following me around but it's another shit story to tell. You can never have enough of those.

laticfan1

23rd September 2007, 18:39

14 (summertime) on holiday in Torquay, met up with a German lass:rolleyes called Leah, and we made out in the disco during the slow song:clap: (ain't i an old romantic:laugh:)
We kept writing each other for a while, but it faded out, but now we're back on talking terms (but that's a whole different story:whistle:hmmm)

TractorBoy

23rd September 2007, 18:44

Don't be tight. Tell us all. NOW

Canary Fairy

24th September 2007, 15:29

School library at middle school when I was about 11

swfc_babe85

24th September 2007, 15:46

About 13 or 14. Can't even remember his name. Think it was Andy.

Declan

24th September 2007, 15:47

i broke my viginity before my dad.

Bam Bam

25th September 2007, 05:55

Man I was doin it at like 8 man it was just like whoa! yEAH! and that was that. bodda-bing-bodda-boom.

Ollie*CUFC

26th September 2007, 01:10

funky

NolanUnited

26th September 2007, 01:15

Did he have smelly breath :D

No but he had fly away hair , and a cute little brother . :laugh:

powerage

26th September 2007, 01:23

Erm about 13 / 14 with a bird I was crazy about, she was a dog though and led me right up the garden path, those were dark days.

JCP Forest

26th September 2007, 22:11

I dont think you want to know about mine people :laugh:

NewcastlePoolie

26th September 2007, 22:25

I was 14 and had a party at my house when my parents were away for the weekend. I remembered I was meant to be kissing this lad my friend was bringing round but when he arrived I didn't like him so I kissed his friend instead. The kiss was awful saliva all over my face thankfully it got better as I got older.

powerage

27th September 2007, 01:22

I dont think you want to know about mine people :laugh:

You can't say that then not tell us.

WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK.

:thumb

SouthEastClaret

28th September 2007, 10:21

4 years old....had a girlfriend called Joanne in Royton, spent many a happy say playing doctors and nurses. :smokin:

BornAndBred

28th September 2007, 10:33

I remember my first propper kiss.

I will never ever go as red, and feel as unbelievably embarassed as I did when she moved towards me. Jesus christ I remember it like it was yesterday... my ears and head nearly exploded. Was flucking bricking it.

And then... warm and soft wetness. And I lived happily ever after. :clap: