Bedroom Olympics

[YipJaapStam]

My next door neighbour has taken in a new lady friend over the last few months.

I've never met the lady but I have certainly heard her. I sometimes wonder if he's getting down and dirty with her or causing her physical harm as the noise she makes when this is going on is waking me up.

The earliest they've been at it is 5:30 in the morning and this morning, they woke me at 7:30.

How the hell do I tell him about his vocal friend without either of us getting embarrassed by it?

:sex:

[Chelsea Blue]

Just discreetly in mid conversation yawn and say "cor, I'm nackered today, got woken up by that noise again, do you hear it?"

[TractorBoy]

My next door neighbour has taken in a new lady friend over the last few months.

I've never met the lady but I have certainly heard her. I sometimes wonder if he's getting down and dirty with her or causing her physical harm as the noise she makes when this is going on is waking me up.

The earliest they've been at it is 5:30 in the morning and this morning, they woke me at 7:30.

How the hell do I tell him about his vocal friend without either of us getting embarrassed by it?

:sex:

It's OK Yip. We're moving next week :wave:

[TUBORG]

When I lived in a flat upstairs they had a wooden floor and on one Sunday evening sitting down with the Mrs watching TV up above us you could hear the couple at it. Seriously, the women was a right moaner.

I just shouted to be heard, "Oh, for feck sake shut up!".

Thankfully they did, hopefully just as the pair of them were cumming....

[Hazza]

Record the sound, then play it back very loudly so they hear it, and get the message :D

[crstig]

My next door neighbour has taken in a new lady friend over the last few months.

I've never met the lady but I have certainly heard her. I sometimes wonder if he's getting down and dirty with her or causing her physical harm as the noise she makes when this is going on is waking me up.

The earliest they've been at it is 5:30 in the morning and this morning, they woke me at 7:30.

How the hell do I tell him about his vocal friend without either of us getting embarrassed by it?

:sex:

I bet you've knocked one out, while listening though!!!!!

[BornAndBred]

Just bang on the wall and tell them to shut the fluck up.

Jesus... why are men such mouses?

[TractorBoy]

At my time of life if my neighbour bangs her door, runs her car engine, plays loud music then I would complain. But as for your complaint, it wouldn't bother me.

[Trick]

If you can hear them, they can hear you. Just shout as loud as you can to tell them to shut the **** up when you hear them.

[FY1]

I bet you've knocked one out, while listening though!!!!!

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Git, I was going to post that.

[Mad]

If you can hear them, they can hear you.


Exactly - a taste of their own medicine, if you know what I mean.

[gers_fan1]

Slip a note through the letter box :)

[K@mpso]

Can you make out any words at all or is it all grunting and groaning - just curious to hear what a right goer is like :hmmm

[YipJaapStam]

Can you make out any words at all or is it all grunting and groaning - just curious to hear what a right goer is like :hmmm
She just groans loudly. I never hear him which makes me think that maybe she's pleasuring herself.

Ironically, I've been to my Indian Takeaway's tonight and who should be in but my next door neighbour and Moaner Lisa. It's the first time I've seen her and couldn't help but thinking that I hope he puts a bag over her head when he's getting his end away.

:sick:

[gers_fan1]

:laugh:

[K@mpso]

Seems lik ethey like it hot in more ways than one eh??? ;)

[SWFC 1988]

Seems lik ethey like it hot in more ways than one eh??? ;)

Bumming?

[great white]

It's the first time I've seen her and couldn't help but thinking that I hope he puts a bag over her head when he's getting his end away.You owe me a can of beer.....luckily the balcony window was open.....:laugh: :laugh:

[Noel Gallagher]

She just groans loudly. I never hear him which makes me think that maybe she's pleasuring herself.

Ironically, I've been to my Indian Takeaway's tonight and who should be in but my next door neighbour and Moaner Lisa. It's the first time I've seen her and couldn't help but thinking that I hope he puts a bag over her head when he's getting his end away.

:sick:

Blokes who sahg ugly women should wiped from the face of the earth, ugly women do not deserve to receive any form of sexual pleasure that why they are f*ckin ugly.

[Martinho]

Noel, you seem like quite a misogynist? :hmmm

[Noel Gallagher]

Noel, you seem like quite a misogynist? :hmmm

Oh no believe me I like women alot.














Just not Fat Ugly ones.

[Trojii]

Just bang on the wall and tell them to shut the fluck up.

Jesus... why are men such mouses?
:thumb

I met my fiancé's neighbours when I was over in Canada one morning in the lift; he looked over at me smiling and said "I'm sure you're having a good time, but I've heard you two ****ing for a week solid now.. aren't you knackered?" :laugh:

[Martinho]

:thumb

I met my fiancé's neighbours when I was over in Canada one morning in the lift; he looked over at me smiling and said "I'm sure you're having a good time, but I've heard you two ****ing for a week solid now.. aren't you knackered?" :laugh:

Nice and subtle, eh!? :laugh:

[Trojii]

Nice and subtle, eh!? :laugh:
Aye straight to the point. :laugh:

When we'd be lying in bed, Allie'd say to me: "baby our poor neighbours are going to hate me" :smokin:

[Robin_L]

^^ What a guy :eeek

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