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Sacko
23rd September 2007, 21:15
I have eaten a slice of raw bacon before at 3am.

Thought it was ham!

Wasnt sick either :thumb

Chelsea Blue
23rd September 2007, 21:17
I often pick up leaves and bits of grass and chew on them apparantly... :laugh:

Sacko
23rd September 2007, 21:20
I often pick up leaves and bits of grass and chew on them apparantly... :laugh:

A bit of roughage is what everyone needs!

TractorBoy
23rd September 2007, 21:21
I have eaten a slice of raw bacon before at 3am.

Thought it was ham!

Wasnt sick either :thumb

Er. You get that in Spain when you ask for a bocadillo con bacon

Luke_Ciderhead
23rd September 2007, 21:24
Not exactly eating but I remember coming home totally smashed and deciding I was going to make beans on toast. I couldnt find a can opener for the beans anywhere so I got a kitchen knife and tried to carve it open.

:slap:

Sacko
23rd September 2007, 21:25
Not exactly eating but I remember coming home totally smashed and deciding I was going to make beans on toast. I couldnt find a can opener for the beans anywhere so I got a kitchen knife and tried to carve it open.

:slap:

How did that end up?

TractorBoy
23rd September 2007, 21:26
How did that end up?

He ate his fingers :coat

Sacko
23rd September 2007, 22:03
He ate his fingers :coat

:whistle

Kelly_Owls
23rd September 2007, 22:17
I just don't eat when i'm drunk.

Sharp
23rd September 2007, 22:18
Remains to be tested, I don't get drunk ever.

Andy
23rd September 2007, 22:21
I'm always hungry. Usually crave Pizza.

Boubla
23rd September 2007, 22:51
Kebabs. I only ever eat them coming home when drunk, and regret it the next morning.

Martinho
23rd September 2007, 22:56
Kebabs are immense. Can't beat one after a few pints.

Boubla
23rd September 2007, 23:01
Yeah, thats the only time I ever eat them, don't find them appealing at all normally. Heaven sent after a night out though.

swfc_babe85
23rd September 2007, 23:27
Kebabs are immense. Can't beat one after a few pints.

Yes you can lol

cold chips left over from tea, brilliant. Not when you try them next morning though lol

TractorBoy
23rd September 2007, 23:32
Uugh.

TUBORG
23rd September 2007, 23:34
A wishy washy hot Indian vegetable curry and half a dozen mushroom bharji's. Both I would not eat at any other time, but felt I needed food to soak up the alcohol.

How wrong was I, when I got home and threw up all over the place and shit my pants.

SUFC_Rick
24th September 2007, 00:00
Was at my mates house for new year, they'd put on a bit of spread. Anyway, by the end of the night, there was only two things left on the table; A Victoria Sponge cake and a bowl of sour cream and chive dip... So I did what any normal drunk person would've done, and cut a few slices of cake and dunked them in the dip...

Tasted amazing at the time, but the thought of it makes me feel physically sick now.

blueshrimper
24th September 2007, 00:04
I dunked Chilli heatwave doritos in nutella once.

Dr Trundle
24th September 2007, 00:09
That's stuff.

BornAndBred
24th September 2007, 00:11
Ahh man I'm the worst for this.

I remember once i woke up with the strongest taste of soap ever. I had seen a bar of soap in the kitchen, unwrapped it and eaten a good 5th of it. Must of thought it was cheese.

I HATE HATE HATE stilton cheese. But woke one morning and my family were moaning that the huge block of stilton was gone. I threw up after getting up and surely enough, totally minging stilton taste and lumps. I'd eaten about a pound of stilton cheese.

TractorBoy
24th September 2007, 00:15
This is a quality thread. I can't stop laughing at all of them

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

crstig
24th September 2007, 08:55
I always make toast when I get in, about 10 slices, eat half of one, then pass out.

Trojii
24th September 2007, 09:50
A hairy pussy..

Surely the worst thing. :no:

coxy_saddler
24th September 2007, 13:46
One night few of us lads and a few birds went back to me mates house after a good pee up..It was about 4am we was watching some random film and i was f1cked..Silly me fell asleep well i was the first one too..I woke up about an hour later..My nose was covered in tea cakes..My mouth tasted like a balti house..They had put chilli power on my tongue and my t shirt was covered in mayo sauce and tom :laugh:

JFK
24th September 2007, 13:55
Last summer in Ipswich I was with a few guys from work. We decided to bring an Indian(takeaway meal) back to the flat. I'd never sampled it before and got stuck into a vindaloo.

I was ondaloo for the rest of the freeking night!

TheBaRoN
24th September 2007, 14:01
Chicken Kabab on chips, Burgers, Pizza and Chinese.

Puked them right up.

coxy_saddler
24th September 2007, 14:43
To be honest though you just cor beat a good kebab with chilli sauce, Mint and salad..And the first one goes down a treat sometimes i go for seconds..:Banana:

crstig
24th September 2007, 14:54
To be honest though you just cor beat a good kebab with chilli sauce, Mint and salad..And the first one goes down a treat sometimes i go for seconds..:Banana:

I bet you are fat.

coxy_saddler
24th September 2007, 14:59
I bet you are fat.
Not really..I am 18 and around 13 stone..PLay football 3 times a week but eat shit loads and drink like george best..It will catch up though in the future i bet :hmmm

Shrews07
24th September 2007, 23:44
Cold Pizza.

busby
25th September 2007, 00:10
Not really ate anything bad when pissed... I eat bacon raw anyway... what's wrong with that?!

James_F
25th September 2007, 00:49
Don't think I've eaten anything really bad when drunk... not sure if you should count kebabs really, they ain't that bad. Doner meat and chips :)

mrwatfordfc
28th September 2007, 17:12
never eaten anything bad, but drank from a puddle once apparently.