Teachers

[K@mpso]

What is it about the teaching profession? It seems to attract some right nutters!Here are a few examples of teachers at my former school!

Nutter 1 - found guilty of indecently assaulting pupils and sent to prison for 7 years. I escaped his clutches of course. :eek:

Nutter 2 - prone to the odd fit or two, once found stripping on top of the Biology lab benches in front of a class of first formers!

Nutter 3 - the alcoholic, who once sent one of the pupils to the canteen in the afternoon to get his a fry up!

What examples do you have?

[PhilJack]

:confused:

Don't know what part of the world your living Kampso! I ain't come across anything like that!

:laugh:

[Daz]

Originally posted by Kampso
Nutter 2 - prone to the odd fit or two, once found stripping on top of the Biology lab benches in front of a class of first formers!

Male or female?

We'd an RE teacher who was nicknamed Grunter cos he smelt like a pig. His room was disgusting, the smell of bo lingered in the air even when he wasn't there.
Another teacher, Duff, he was as deaf as a doorpost. We used to all do this low hum and it baffled him no end as he thought there was something wrong with his earing aid. I remember too one day he lost the bap at some guy in the school orchestra and winged his violin bow at him across the classroom.
DA was the most infamous teacher at our school. He was suspended for hitting pupils, I don't mean with just a ruler, full on smack in the mouth jobs. I actually witnessed him one day having a go at this guy for forgetting his PE gear. He grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and pinned him up against the wall, 2 feet in the air. Also renowned for spitting in your face while he was shouting at you :sick: and discplining people with dirty finger nails :confused:

[The Game]

I had a teacher that was a bit of a nutter. He use to chuck pens as hard as he could across the PE hall. Once somebody spoke whilst he was speaking and he picked them up by the throat and threatened to chuck him out of window.

[K@mpso]

The biology teacher was a male Daz :( . How come we never got any like thon Canadian who was well up for it with the pupils??

And would you have made a complaint about it??

Anyway - how did thon teacher discipline you with dirty finger nails? Did he make you eat them or did he stick them into you?

[ourkid]

Originally posted by Kampso
What is it about the teaching profession? It seems to attract some right nutters!Here are a few examples of teachers at my former school!

Nutter 1 - found guilty of indecently assaulting pupils and sent to prison for 7 years. I escaped his clutches of course. :eek:

Nutter 2 - prone to the odd fit or two, once found stripping on top of the Biology lab benches in front of a class of first formers!

Nutter 3 - the alcoholic, who once sent one of the pupils to the canteen in the afternoon to get his a fry up!

What examples do you have?


LOL... Bangor Grammar man then alan????? used ta give a mate outta work stick, tellin him hes such a case cos he'd been given one up the arse so many times by yer man. wesley brown was it????

[Daz]

I think he used to make ppl right out the school rules which was about 6 A4 pages back to back :eek:
I remember one fella used to get school rules all the time and as a result he used to sit and do them in during clases. One day the teacher give a set to do for not doing homework or something and he brought out a set from his schoolbag and handed them to her! We all laughed but she didn't appreciate it and gave him another set to do for being a smartarse :D

[K@mpso]

Twas BGS alright ourkid - and he was a Brown man alright it seems!!! Anyways, hated the place cos they never played footy there in my time. :(

[crstig]

We had an Art teacher who worked her way through the 6th form males, she was rancid but they all gave her one!

[BARNETFAN1]

We have loads of Nutter 3's.

[colerainefc]

We have a Physics teacher who has the worst BO ever. If you're getting a bithcing from him it is impossible not to grimace

We have a Biology teacher (aged in her 50's) who went with a sixth year at the formal.

The Art teacher who supposedly kissed a 6th year in the art studios.

An ageing Maths teacher who insits on wearing sleeveless tops and never shaves her pits.

Another Art teacher who swears at us and allows us to swear back.

Another Maths teacher who borrowed our soft porn mags on the ski trip. (we never did get them back)

The headmaster is deaf and tries to teacher RE. Class discussions were always brilliant.

And another RE eccentric RE teacher who slaps girls and insists on wearing Indian saris (sp?)

[Seagull]

We had this PE teacher yeah, O'Reilly his name was, big black ****, and he used to bugger us all with chair legs so one day I brought my Uzi in then tracked him down to the boy's bogs and blew the **** out of him and....oh fu.ck it this is all just a pack of lies why do I bother

*fart* *fart* *fart*


Anyone fancy some armpit sex?

[Horsey]

hmm...believable.

I've never had any teachers anywhere near this bad. Guess the system screens them out now.

[athimick]

Well this is true honest.
We had a German teacher who used to also run one of the year football teams after school. He always used to give his aftermatch team talks as we were getting a shower in the communial shower. So obviously it was always a standing joke with the lads that he was a bit of a faggot but non of us actually believed that he was really queer.
Anyway about 10 years after leaving school one afternoon I'm sat at home watching Killroy and there he is sat on the front row. The topic was "Gay mens rights". I've never laughed so much for ages, Then when I seriously thought about it it made me feel sick.

[great white]

Mad man Davies.Maths.calm and net unless you were not listening then could hit you with pinpoint precision with a flying blackboard rubber....they were wooden in my days

Mr Ramsden.Chemistry.....sir what happens if you mix these two together.....well lets try shall we??....BOOM:eek: :eek: ....those were good times....

Mr Carter..English...get carter for detention he was pished at having to stay on as well.....normally lasted about half hour.....but then he was knobbing Miss Latter....

Miss Latter..Biology and Religious studies.....would love to know where she is now......probably in deepest tibet....

Mr Lindopp.Physics..Had enough porn in his desk to keep us all abusing ourselves for months.....couldn't exactly report it missing could he???

Mrs Gratton..French.....Is it no wonder we never payed attention and thought french was schitt..when heard with a broad scottish accent...( no offense to the scottish lads but devonian/scottish/french pronounciation does not work )......

School days best days of our lives........

Best excuse used to parents for not going to school or best excuse for getting off games....a new thread me thinks