Am I punching above my weight?

[Cescual]

Well? I think I am!

No jokes about my weight either!!!!!

[Sunil]

Yes,

Keep hold of her :clap:

[Cescual]

Don't worry I intend to!!!!

[great white]

Over 16 I hope!!!!.....

[UnitedRoad]

she's a keeper!

[Cescual]

Hell yes I am 23 I know I have good skin but I don't look that youn....oh you mean her?

Yea she is

[Cescual]

Right guy's the lady just said "could you not put up a better picture of me?"

Is there anything wrong with that? I thought she looked exceptional stunnning. Please give your views as she will see them!!!

[great white]

Why have you got what resembles a scene from Alien coming out of your chest?

[Cescual]

Its a spaceman

[piratescotty]

No, I'd say she was incredibly below your weight.

Oh shit, just seen the, 'no weight jokes' bit.:coat:coat:coat

[finchel]

Right guy's the lady just said "could you not put up a better picture of me?"

Is there anything wrong with that? I thought she looked exceptional stunnning. Please give your views as she will see them!!!

Get another pic up then, naked.

[Cescual]

No, I'd say she was incredibly below your weight.

:no: I did say no jokes about my weight

[finchel]

No, I'd say she was incredibly below your weight.

LMFAO - was waiting for it.

[Cescual]

Get another pic up then, naked.

Erm....I'll tell you what how about NO!?!?!?!?!

[finchel]

:no: I did say no jokes about my weight

Nothing to be ashamed about.

[piratescotty]

:no: I did say no jokes about my weight

Edited before you posted that anyway. :laugh:

Nah seriously mate, I don't think you are.

[finchel]

Erm....I'll tell you what how about NO!?!?!?!?!

Ok - get another picture up, semi naked.

[great white]

Ah right!!!!.....glad we got that sorted.....

[Cescual]

Ah right!!!!.....glad we got that sorted.....

Me too I feel much better for that.

[Cescual]

Ok - get another picture up, semi naked.

Urm but she might hurt me if I do.

[SHED]

Is that a beach or a building site? Where is it?

[Cescual]

Is that a beach or a building site? Where is it?

Beach, in Felixstowe.

[Cescual]

OK well she has agreed to let me put up another one.

[Cescual]

GGGGRRRRR it wont let me upload pics why not?

[finchel]

www.imageshack.us

[Cescual]

Changed

[Cescual]

www.imageshack.us

thanks

[great white]

That image breaches FF size regs because it fulks up the browser it probably may be gone in the morning....

[Cescual]

Oh right i'll try change it that may be why it wouldn't upload on the attachment thing

[Mad]

I was going to make a horrible comment about your weight but that picture has changed that. Please post more.

: )

[Cescual]

I don't think I will be able to.

[great white]

Oh right i'll try change it that may be why it wouldn't upload on the attachment thingImage attachements upload to site have a maximum width of 600 pixels not sure on the height though but anyway you got it cropped and posted now.....

Do you live in a caravan?

[Cescual]

Image attachements upload to site have a maximum width of 600 pixels not sure on the height though but anyway you got it cropped and posted now.....

Do you live in a caravan?

haha no we were on holiday. It was a last minute thing didn't have too much cash and I didn't have my passport because it has expired so couldnt go abroad.

[scunnymadandy]

:hmmm

[Cescual]

:hmmm

I see

[TractorBoy]

So how much did you pay?




http://www.adblogarabia.com/wp-content/ArrowDown2.jpg


























For the hotel?

[Cescual]

So how much did you pay?




















For the hotel?

It was a caravan :rolleyes

[TractorBoy]

Caravan of Love, eh

[Cescual]

Caravan of Love, eh

No, just a normal static caravn. I didn't catch it's name though it could of been that I suppose.

[finchel]

No, just a normal static caravn. I didn't catch it's name though it could of been that I suppose.

I like you and your girlfriend, lets meet up. :wave:

[TractorBoy]

No, just a normal static caravn. I didn't catch it's name though it could of been that I suppose.

Whoosh, straight over the top

[Cescual]

I like you and your girlfriend, lets meet up. :wave:

Erm....why?

[Cescual]

Whoosh, straight over the top

I got it I was just trying to be funny :coat

[finchel]

Whoosh, straight over the top

A very WHOOOOOOOOOSH moment, i was going to post it, but then i thought, maybe he's taking the piss.

[finchel]

Erm....why?

So we can slurp















Ice creams, go out for dinner and chat. I needs friends xx

[TractorBoy]

I got it I was just trying to be funny :coat


Oh OK now I'm sulking.

[Cescual]

Oh OK now I'm sulking.

I'm sulking as people didn't see my sense of humour :no:

She doesn't like ice cream

[TractorBoy]

That time of the night/morning I suppose

[Cescual]

That time of the night/morning I suppose

I might let you off then. :laugh:

[TractorBoy]

Oh right i'll try change it that may be why it wouldn't upload on the attachment thong

My my

[great white]

I'm sulking as people didn't see my sense of humour :no:
Trust me I have.....and you're more than welcome in the GOT forums.....

[Cescual]

The what forums?

[great white]

The what forums?GOT = General Off Topic......search out Flood This and you'll see what this place really is about......2.18am here in France I'm off enjoy your stay......

[Cescual]

I may well just do that when I am at work tomorrow!!! Thanks

[BornAndBred]

Right guy's the lady just said "could you not put up a better picture of me?"

Is there anything wrong with that? I thought she looked exceptional stunnning. Please give your views as she will see them!!!

Oh god. Good luck.

[Cescual]

Oh god. Good luck.

Why what you mean?

[Sunil]

i have sadly changed my mind, she is not out of your league.



i got a lot of WHOOOOOOOOOSH's on my replys to posts but i was just joining in alot of the time.

[Jonno1979]

Beach, in Felixstowe.

Did you grab her as she climbed out the back of a lorrie then? :laugh::laugh:

[Cescual]

i have sadly changed my mind, she is not out of your league.



i got a lot of WHOOOOOOOOOSH's on my replys to posts but i was just joining in alot of the time.

What made you change your mind?

[dan_19]

Meh, I've had a lot better.

[BornAndBred]

Why what you mean?

Now she thinks you you think you are punching above your weight. Shes got you by the balls mate. She should be thinking that shes punching above her weight.

Then she said she should have put up a better picture. Here is where u say absolutely nothing. What you dont do is give her the 'saps' ZZZ reply of.. 'oh i think you look stunningly wonderful darling'.

By no means is it a bad pic of her though. I'd love to rut with her, a pretty little doe.

[Cescual]

Now she thinks you you think you are punching above your weight. Shes got you by the balls mate. She should be thinking that shes punching above her weight.

Then she said she should have put up a better picture. Here is where u say absolutely nothing. What you dont do is give her the 'saps' ZZZ reply of.. 'oh i think you look stunningly wonderful darling'.

By no means is it a bad pic of her though. I'd love to rut with her, a pretty little doe.

HA I always tell her I am punching above my weight though but she says am not.

Am always telling her she looks gorgeous cause she always does, I can't remmeber a time I have seen her and she looks rough or bad. She always look beautiful.

[ITFC Jez]

Geez, get a room, will ya? ... or a caravan! :coat

[Ollie*CUFC]

If you lost weight then I think you are a good match. But....

Now she thinks you you think you are punching above your weight. Shes got you by the balls mate. She should be thinking that shes punching above her weight.

Then she said she should have put up a better picture. Here is where u say absolutely nothing. What you dont do is give her the 'saps' ZZZ reply of.. 'oh i think you look stunningly wonderful darling'.

By no means is it a bad pic of her though. I'd love to rut with her, a pretty little doe.

Exactly. You keep going on about her being out of your league and she'll start to believe it and look for someone better. Showing her this topic was a great big massive own goal.

[Flash 2099]

Well done mate, your a poster child for ugly blokes who get stunners.

I call them Paul Daniels.

How old is she?

[Ollie*CUFC]

I call them Mick Hucknall.

[dan_19]

She signed up just now, P'med me begging for it.

I would turn her down but I think I might shag her just to spite you.

[Cescual]

I call them Mick Hucknall.

She is 19. And yes I know about the weight thing and I must say I have lost some since that picture was taken.

She wouldn't pm you she has taste and only goes for the cool guys like me :Banana::thumb

[Ollie*CUFC]

She is 19. And yes I know about the weight thing and I must say I have lost some since that picture was taken.

She wouldn't pm you she has taste and only goes for the cool guys like me :Banana::thumb

FFS quote Dan if you're slagging him off!

How old are you?

Also stop saying you are punching above your weight or when she gets more experienced with relationships she'll drop you like a hot shit.

[dan_19]

He doesn't want to insult me.

I pwn him.

[BornAndBred]

OK chill with the still here. Cescual seems a blokey bloke, enough with the ribbings on him.

Bottom line is, hes having fun with a nice bit of skin and I'm not at the moment. I'm a tad jealous.

[Ollie*CUFC]

are you referring to your lack of foreskin?

[Cescual]

OK chill with the still here. Cescual seems a blokey bloke, enough with the ribbings on him.

Bottom line is, hes having fun with a nice bit of skin and I'm not at the moment. I'm a tad jealous.

Thanks BnB

I was actually meant to quote the other person above you Ollie not your Mick Hucknell thing.

[Andy]

Isn't that dan_19's ex :confused

[dan_19]

No I can do far better.

[Andy]

On the first page , the first picture. It looks like that bird you posted in random pictures.

What happened to you and her?

[dan_19]

On the first page , the first picture. It looks like that bird you posted in random pictures.

What happened to you and her?

She wanted to use a strap on me.

Ended there and then.

[Andy]

Oh well plenty more out there.

They'd both get it though.

[dan_19]

My ex would get it more. Shes 20 though, bit old for you :p

[Andy]

Only 3 years difference. I'd settle for anything right now :no:

[Flash 2099]

Whats her number?

[Andy]

08000 REVERSE.

That's Holly Valance.

[dan_19]

KEWL.

[Ollie*CUFC]

My ex would get it more. Shes 20 though, bit old for you :p

right in my age range though Dan, that's how the food chain works. :smokin:

Post a pic.

[dan_19]

maybe later if your lucky.

[Ollie*CUFC]

you won't do it and I don't care.

[Cescual]

Post off Dan put your ex lass up and post a poll to see which one? To me, which I must say is the most important decision, she is the perfect lass.

[Andy]

Look in the random pics thread in flood this.

[Cescual]

That thread has about 280 pages or something though doesn't it I can't be arsed going through all that.

[Ollie*CUFC]

yes do a poll.

[Cescual]

Yes but there is no picture of his ex or whatever she is. Plus I cant be arsed going through all his posts or all those pages.

[Ollie*CUFC]

fine then, we shall do it with my ex...

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i114/OllieLong/womensfootball2.jpg

[Cescual]

Wow erm thats lovely.