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SWFC 1988
25th November 2007, 03:20
Had these about 100 times from associates so thought i'd put em up
The British government has finally found a foolproof way of keeping Al-Qaeeda out of Europe - they're sending Steve McLaren to head up their operations.
What's about 9 inches long and dangles in front of a **** - Steve McLaren's tie
TractorBoy
25th November 2007, 03:23
Had these about 100 times from associates so thought i'd put em up
The British government has finally found a foolproof way of keeping Al-Qaeeda out of Europe - they're sending Steve McLaren to head up their operations.
What's about 9 inches long and dangles in front of a **** - Steve McLaren's tie
That won't work. Carson will keep letting them in.
C@rl
25th November 2007, 03:29
Bridge will just let them pass by.
TOM OAFC
25th November 2007, 12:21
Due to England failing to qualify OXO have brought out a new product with red and white wrapping .......
Its called the laughing stock.
rookeryu67
25th November 2007, 12:28
England are to change the badge from 3 lions to 3 tampons.
Worst period ever.
Gunner32
25th November 2007, 13:33
Tom Tom have had to recall 250,00 sat nav systems.
Apparently England cant be found anywhere in Europe.
.......
Someone sent that to me last night.
Mad
25th November 2007, 13:39
England are to change the badge from 3 lions to 3 tampons.
Worst period ever.
:laugh: :clap:
Zakboy_Afg
25th November 2007, 16:47
Tom Tom have had to recall 250,00 sat nav systems.
Apparently England cant be found anywhere in Europe.
.......
Someone sent that to me last night.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
ZeeGull
25th November 2007, 20:01
I dont get that joke, but have got a joke about Old Trafford.
Chelsea Blue
25th November 2007, 21:05
I dont get that joke, but have got a joke about Old Trafford.
... Spill.
TractorBoy
26th November 2007, 08:09
For some reason The StripeyGull makes me think that the member is a girl. Is that just me or do others think that?
Benzel
26th November 2007, 12:35
i just think its 12.
jeff stelling
26th November 2007, 13:02
clairs diary;
tom was late for dinner hed clearly already been drinking,he looked distant and depressed all evening, barely saying two words. he walked me home and i had to coax him to spend the night, we made love,but i could tell his heart wasnt in it. afterwards heturned and cried. i think he wants to finish with me
toms diary;
england lost, got a shag tho .
Rafalution
26th November 2007, 15:40
What's the difference between England and Lewis Hamilton?
Lewis Hamilton still has Mclaren. :coat
jeff stelling
26th November 2007, 15:45
steve maclaren is going to the england christmas party dressed as a pumpkin cos hes hoping someone can turn him into a coach
TractorBoy
26th November 2007, 18:09
steve maclaren is going to the england christmas party dressed as a pumpkin cos hes hoping someone can turn him into a coach
Erm ain't McClaren gone
ZeeGull
26th November 2007, 18:26
... Spill.
Whats the coldest stadium in england?
COLD TRAFFORD!
rookeryu67
26th November 2007, 18:29
That awful joke is your fault, Chels
ZeeGull
26th November 2007, 18:42
How about...
Whats the worse position in football to play in?
Mad
26th November 2007, 18:57
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7951/negative2gc2.jpg
Zakboy_Afg
26th November 2007, 21:08
That clown looks a lot like Michael Jackson. And the police looks like Weird Al Yankovich in one of his parody videos.
Chelsea Blue
26th November 2007, 21:12
Anyone remember the Euro 04 jokes?
I must of recieved "guess what landed in my garden last night?"
"David Beckham's penalty" about 600 times. :no:
TOM OAFC
27th November 2007, 00:42
What's the difference between England and Lewis Hamilton?
Lewis Hamilton still has Mclaren. :coat
LOL thats a good un.