Where have all the real men gone ????

[Derby 8ter]

I overheard a woman say this to her husband , so i thought i would put it to you.. the posters .There does seem to be a shortage of real men on here at the minute,the only ones i can think of are
GreatWhite
Powerage
CondemedRed
ChelseaBlue
Distillerdude
mickgrant
StretfordEnd
TractorBoy
Zakbwoy
Ollie CUFC
Zippy
Derby 8ter and a few more that's all.

[StretfordEnd]

Have to admit this was a question I asked myself when reading this. (http://www.footballforums.net/forums/showthread.php?t=155395) :(

[North_Bank]

I overheard a woman say this to her husband , so i thought i would put it to you.. the posters .There does seem to be a shortage of real men on here at the minute,the only ones i can think of are
GreatWhite
Powerage
CondemedRed
ChelseaBlue
StretfordEnd
Zippy
Derby 8ter and a few more that's all.

You're modest. :rolleyes

[Ollie*CUFC]

I overheard a woman say this to her husband , so i thought i would put it to you.. the posters .There does seem to be a shortage of real men on here at the minute,the only ones i can think of are
GreatWhite
Powerage
CondemedRed
ChelseaBlue
StretfordEnd
Zakbwoy

Zippy
Derby 8ter and a few more that's all.

take you off the list, add me and then I'll agree.

Have to admit this was a question I asked myself when reading this. (http://www.footballforums.net/forums/showthread.php?t=155395) :(

I don't even use aftershave.

[One_John_Ryan]

What exactly is a real man? Have I missed something?

[Derby 8ter]

You're modest. :rolleyes

I'm honest.

[Derby 8ter]

take you off the list, add me and then I'll agree.



I don't even use aftershave.

I'll put you on ,:laugh: although no one can answer the question .

[Distillerdude]

There does seem to be a shortage of real men on here at the minute.

What's your definition of a real man then?

[Ollie*CUFC]

Tell you what though, I'd have advised the husband to get his bitch in line. Degrading him in public like that. GET IN THE KITCHEN!

[Derby 8ter]

What's your definition of a real man then?

Well now have you got all night ...Greatwhite , he takes no sh#te yet he has a heart . It's a laugh m8 ,,,i think you should go on the list .

[AB2002]

What's your definition of a real man then?My thoughts exactly. On what basis do you surmise our manliness to be of an inadequate standard?

[Canary Fairy]

What, a real man as apposed to be pretending to be a man?

[Derby 8ter]

Tell you what though, I'd have advised the husband to get his bitch in line. Degrading him in public like that. GET IN THE KITCHEN!

Good answer ,although i would have left the kitchen bit out, because i might not get my dinner .lol

[Derby 8ter]

What, a real man as apposed to be pretending to be a man?

I bet you know Canary , be honest though .:whistle

[TheLondonerBees]

What a fantastic thread.

[Benzel]

Tell you what though, I'd have advised the husband to get his bitch in line. Degrading him in public like that. GET IN THE KITCHEN!

no wonder you're single eh.

[Canary Fairy]

I bet you know Canary , be honest though .:whistle

Ha ha

You said 'real' man. What do you mean by real man? If its not real, its pretend.

[TractorBoy]

I'm not a man. I'm a wimp. Real men don't post on forums

[Ollie*CUFC]

no wonder you're single eh.

Yeah for the last 2 and a half weeks.

Stop being a woman Benny.

[Benzel]

me man, me no like change. pink is for girls, aftershave is for girls. ug ug. better?

[Derby 8ter]

I'm not a man. I'm a wimp. Real men don't post on forums

Yes they do Tractorboy :laugh:

[ITFC Jez]

Have I missed something, I thought Derby 8ter was a female? :confused

[Samoth]

me man, me no like change. pink is for girls, aftershave is for girls. ug ug. better?

fcking ell i must be a woman then :laugh:

[Samoth]

Have I missed something, I thought Derby 8ter was a female? :confused

Same here, i thought 'her' partner proposed to 'her' a month or so ago

[ITFC Jez]

Same here, i thought 'her' partner proposed to 'her' a month or so ago

I'm glad it's not just me that thought that. :thumb

[bcfc4life]

Same here, i thought 'her' partner proposed to 'her' a month or so ago

just what i was thinking too :hmmm

[ITFC Jez]

just what i was thinking too :hmmm

http://www.footballforums.net/forums/showthread.php?t=153449

Well I don't think he/she/it ever confirms it...

[powerage]

Thanks very much, glad to see my typing is of the masculine variety :eyemouth:

[TLC]

http://www.footballforums.net/forums/showthread.php?t=153449

Well I don't think he/she/it ever confirms it...

:party

[Tractorboy Tom]

I overheard a woman say this to her husband , so i thought i would put it to you.. the posters .There does seem to be a shortage of real men on here at the minute,the only ones i can think of are
GreatWhite
Powerage
CondemedRed
ChelseaBlue
Distillerdude
StretfordEnd
Zakbwoy
Ollie CUFC
Zippy
Derby 8ter and a few more that's all.You missed me off the list.

[lionspride]

I overheard a woman say this to her husband , so i thought i would put it to you.. the posters .There does seem to be a shortage of real men on here at the minute,the only ones i can think of are
GreatWhite
Powerage
CondemedRed
ChelseaBlue
Distillerdude
StretfordEnd
Zakbwoy
Ollie CUFC
Zippy
Derby 8ter and a few more that's all.

What constitues a real man then Derby ??

Anyone who works in an office can be taken off the list......haha

[bcfc4life]

My boyfriend proposed to me.

:hmmm

[ITFC Jez]

:hmmm

Doesn't mean that he/she/it has to be a woman to have their boyfriend propose, does it?

Interesting though... Someone's wrong somewhere... :party

[Martinho]

I overheard a woman say this to her husband , so i thought i would put it to you.. the posters .There does seem to be a shortage of real men on here at the minute,the only ones i can think of are
GreatWhite
Powerage
CondemedRed
ChelseaBlue
Distillerdude
StretfordEnd
Zakbwoy
Ollie CUFC
Zippy
Derby 8ter and a few more that's all.

:whistle

[Samoth]

:hmmm

Suspicious? :hmmm, guess the wedding is taking place in San Francisco?

[Cescy Football]

I should be on that list...

[Ollie*CUFC]

me man, me no like change. pink is for girls, aftershave is for girls. ug ug. better?

Yes but there's no need to pretend you're pop eye at the same time.

[Not_Smog]

Have I missed something, I thought Derby 8ter was a female? :confused

No he's a HOMOSEXUAL. If you remember I asked him if he was the bitch or the butch, i think he took offense.

[dan_19]

Why aren't I on the list?

[Del_Boy]

For merely starting this thread you cannot be a "real man."

[Joshisapoolie]

Your basing your list on people you've never met posting on the internet about football?

Must be right then :rolleyes

[argyle-ive]

I am a real man without a manbag...

[Ollie*CUFC]

F#ckin hell manbags.

[DV85]

I have a penis, ergo I must be a man.

[Distillerdude]

Yay! I made the list.

I thank you from the bottom of my hair straighteners.

[Ollie*CUFC]

I forgot about that Distillerdude, that will be stored for future piss taking opportunities. Nice one.

[bcfc4life]

Doesn't mean that he/she/it has to be a woman to have their boyfriend propose, does it?

Interesting though... Someone's wrong somewhere... :party

very true.

didnt no he was gay though, not that it matters mind :party

[Zakboy_Afg]

:laugh: Thanks for adding me to the list and all, but I'm not even past my teens yet :D

[TractorBoy]

Derby 8ter. What do you know about people on these forums? Is your list just a fantasy of yours.

You don't know who are real men on here or who are gay or wimps.

Thankfully, I don't need anybody to tell me I am a real man. I know I am, and any jokes that went before are now cancelled.

[Samoth]

Derby 8ter is after a real man ya see :laugh:

[TractorBoy]

It's a a load of cock and bull

[Ollie*CUFC]

I want off your list Derby 8ter, it appears to be a hitlist of potential boyfriends. F#ck that for a lark.

[TractorBoy]

I want off your list Derby 8ter, it appears to be a hitlist of potential boyfriends. F#ck that for a lark.

Derby 8ter: :gotcha :whistle


:) :)

[dan_19]

I forgot about that Distillerdude, that will be stored for future piss taking opportunities. Nice one.

Whats wrong with that?

[Benzel]

Yes but there's no need to pretend you're pop eye at the same time.

:laugh: but he is the man of all men!

[WhoIzzet]

Let me check... Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm a man. Unless, there's some sort of test.

[Sharp]

:wave:

[zippy]

Well I don't mind being on the list.What I can't understand is I actually got a compliment off Derby !!??
Wonders never cease!
I didn't know he batted for the pale blue eleven either,you learn something every day.
Condemned red will be asking me out for a pint next :laugh:
Come to think of it he's on the list too!

[Quirkafleeg]

What a fascinating thread...

[Ollie*CUFC]

I didn't know he batted for the pale blue eleven either,you learn something every day.

Man City have a cricket team?

[Hazza]

I shave my balls and use vaseline to stop the bleeding if I cut them with a razorblade.
I use deoderant and aftershave.
I can show how I feel without caring
My best mate is a female.
Christina Aguilera is an excellent singer.
I care more about others than myself.

Don't really give a rats arse if that doesn't make me a "real man". Would rather not be a "real man" but instead being trusted.

[TheLondonerBees]

I shave my balls and use vaseline to stop the bleeding if I cut them with a razorblade.
I use deoderant and aftershave.
I can show how I feel without caring
My best mate is a female.
Christina Aguilera is an excellent singer.
I care more about others than myself.

Don't really give a rats arse if that doesn't make me a "real man". Would rather not be a "real man" but instead being trusted.


Ouch...

[LinekerLegend]

I am a shemale.

[Andy]

Distillerdude wears make up which is hardly masculine don't have anything against him or anyone else that isn't a 'real man'.

[Chelsea Blue]

Man City have a cricket team?

:laugh:

[great white]

Depending on the mood I'm in I can be either a man or a woman the joys of multiple accounts and the wind up possibilties on the internet were just crying out for me to take such action.....*Note to admin I only have the one account on here I don't shit on my own doorstep... :) *

[Pazz_AFCB]

I wear skinny jeans, a pink skin tight leather t shirt with rips in it. + a gay pride hat.

Do I make your list?

[Derby 8ter]

Don't ya just love the TLC lady , if she was a man she would make the list.

[Derby 8ter]

:laugh: Thanks for adding me to the list and all, but I'm not even past my teens yet :D

Zak ,you got your head on right .

[Eddie SCFC]

Iv'e never had a fight in my life (off the pitch), am I a real man? :smokin:

[Uncle33]

I overheard a woman say this to her husband , so i thought i would put it to you.. the posters .There does seem to be a shortage of real men on here at the minute,the only ones i can think of are
GreatWhite
Powerage
CondemedRed
ChelseaBlue
Distillerdude
StretfordEnd
Zakbwoy
Ollie CUFC
Zippy
Derby 8ter and a few more that's all.
Unlike many other fellow FFers who query your definition of a "real man", I just want to know how the feck did you know that the people in your list meet your definition? FFS they post on an internet forum, that's all. :slap:

And for those who questioned why their names were not on the list, you have a serious confidence problem. :no:

[dan_19]

Did anyone else think of the song by Bonnie Tyler 'Holding out for a hero' when seeing the title of this thread?

Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream
of what I need

[lionspride]

Did anyone else think of the song by Bonnie Tyler 'Holding out for a hero' when seeing the title of this thread?

Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream
of what I need

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Amongst all the rubbish spouted on this thread is something very funny.

[Never Alone]

***shows face***
Sees name not on list
***runs away***

[SouthEastClaret]

Definition of a real man. A person who has the courage to walk away from trouble, turn the other cheek and face up to his responsibilities.
Respect, be loyal, trust, protect and provide for his responsibilities to his partner/wife and his children.....

[ITFC Jez]

Did anyone else think of the song by Bonnie Tyler 'Holding out for a hero' when seeing the title of this thread?


I was thinking more of Paula Cole's "Where have all the Cowboys gone?", but I take your point. :laugh:

[Derby 8ter]

Definition of a real man. A person who has the courage to walk away from trouble, turn the other cheek and face up to his responsibilities.
Respect, be loyal, trust, protect and provide for his responsibilities to his partner/wife and his children.....

Now, that's what i call a post.

[Derby 8ter]

No you are all wrong ....here it is .
Pete Seegar ...Where Have All The Flowers Gone ? Good Song

Where have all the flowers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the flowers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the flowers gone?
Girls have picked them every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the young girls gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young girls gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young girls gone?
Taken husbands every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for soldiers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the graveyards gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the graveyards gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the graveyards gone?
Covered with flowers every one
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

[zippy]

I shave my balls and use vaseline to stop the bleeding if I cut them with a razorblade.
I use deoderant and aftershave.
I can show how I feel without caring
My best mate is a female.
Christina Aguilera is an excellent singer.
I care more about others than myself.

Don't really give a rats arse if that doesn't make me a "real man". Would rather not be a "real man" but instead being trusted.

Bloody hell,I think Derby will like you!

[zippy]

***shows face***
Sees name not on list
***runs away***

Listening to some of the rumours flying about on this thread I reckon you're well out of it mate!:laugh:I'm worrying that a prerequisite of staying on the list maybe wearing village people leather and cultivating a Freddie Mercury tasche!

[condemned red]

Well I don't mind being on the list.What I can't understand is I actually got a compliment off Derby !!??
Wonders never cease!
I didn't know he batted for the pale blue eleven either,you learn something every day.
Condemned red will be asking me out for a pint next :laugh:
Come to think of it he's on the list too!

as long as your buying :coat

[Zakboy_Afg]

Zak ,you got your head on right .

:laugh: Thanks a lot mate. :thumb

This thread is quite funny.

[condemned red]

Derby 8ter. What do you know about people on these forums? Is your list just a fantasy of yours.

You don't know who are real men on here or who are gay or wimps.

Thankfully, I don't need anybody to tell me I am a real man. I know I am, and any jokes that went before are now cancelled.


:whistle

[TractorBoy]

Now I've got CR whistling at me.

Backs to the wall time methinks

[Derby 8ter]

No backs to the wall where CR is concerned , he is strictly Male ...Fact

Now C@rl...well ....:whistle

[mickgrant]

Like Dan I also thought of the Bonnie Tyler song.

Some of you take way too much offense at what is really a thread started for a laugh.

[dan_19]

I was outraged, I've never been so angry in my entire life.

I'm also thinking of reporting the people who nominated me for the gay award to the police for e-bullying.

[zippy]

No backs to the wall where CR is concerned , he is strictly Male ...Fact

So is George Michael :eeek

and Elton John!

[TractorBoy]

So is George Michael :eeek

and Elton John!

:moon::moon:

[zippy]

:moon::moon:

Yep that's them,recognize em anywhere.

[TractorBoy]

Don't they have lovely smiles, though?

[Derby 8ter]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Derby 8ter]

Like Dan I also thought of the Bonnie Tyler song.

Some of you take way too much offense at what is really a thread started for a laugh.

Mick , you're on the list mate .:wave:

[TractorBoy]

Mick , you're on the list mate .:wave:

I am now left wondering what Mick will take if not offence. The mind boggles.

[Derby 8ter]

I am now left wondering what Mick will take if not offence. The mind boggles.

Chill bud...:p

[TractorBoy]

Aye OK

[Derby 8ter]

TractorBoy ..........Bud.










































:whistle

[zippy]

I just spotted cr again,bottom left.