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Kewell
16th August 2001, 09:32
....men ran the world?

1./ Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation
2./ Garbage would take itself out
3./ Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said 'You're No. 1!'
4./ Birth control would come in beer
5./ Army tanks would be easier to rent.

This just a regular feature seen a newspaper over here in Oz. The little snippit appears every day and is called 'Five of the best' . I may make it a regular post on the site. Feel free to add some more.

[ 16 August 2001: Message edited by: Kewell ]
culby
17th August 2001, 05:29
if women ran the world (heaven forbid!)-

1)All toilet seats would be nailed down
2 Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds
3)we would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime
4)we would have to pay as much attention to our women as our cars
5)i would be forced to be sexually available to any woman at any time cause i am so damn hot <IMG SRC="smilies/cool2.gif" border="0">

[ 16 August 2001: Message edited by: culb ]
Michael Shilliday
17th August 2001, 05:35
did anyone hear about the women in the west indies or something who were warned of the health risks of taking chicken hormones?
they were doin it because apparently its sexy for women to be bigger, and these tablets made them put on weight really really fast
lufc#1
18th August 2001, 04:55
What would happen if women ruled the world?

Simple really:
The world would be a better place!!
snakedavetheblade
18th August 2001, 17:31
Originally posted by lufc#1:
<STRONG>What would happen if women ruled the world?

Simple really:
The world would be a better place!!</STRONG>


Yeah right.......If women ruled da world
1)speed limits wud be dropped by 20 mph so they dont look like there goin VERY slow
2)If you go to the toliet ud HAVE to take at least 4 people with you(same sex......)
cant fink of any more.....
Murno
18th August 2001, 20:55
I thought you'd be able to answer that one.
super white
18th August 2001, 21:11
i know - you'd think so wouldnt u - but I can't. Maybe it's to chat or sumat - or so we don't get split up (if it is that then it never works coz i always find myself wandering round on my own) do lads never do it?
Kewell
18th August 2001, 22:23
No blokes never do it. We aren't there for a picnic.
Infidel
18th August 2001, 22:59
Originally posted by Kewell:
<STRONG>We aren't there for a picnic.</STRONG>

<IMG SRC="smilies/laugh.gif" border="0"> Brilliant!
Fever Pitch
19th August 2001, 03:20
<IMG SRC="smilies/laugh.gif" border="0"> Brilliant!

my sentiments exactly <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
super white
19th August 2001, 07:44
Originally posted by snakedavetheblade:
<STRONG>
Yeah right.......If women ruled da world

2)If you go to the toliet ud HAVE to take at least 4 people with you(same sex......)
</STRONG>

<IMG SRC="smilies/laugh.gif" border="0"> lmao - i like that 1!

why do girls always go to the toilets in groups? One of the many mysteries f life.