THE LONGEST THREAD ! [Archive]

Woozer

25th January 2001, 03:01

This is the thread where we aim to recieve 1000 yes 1000 hits!!!!! See if we can get 999 replys to this thread starting here. So to start the ball rolling what food do you all like to eat ??? http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Pete

25th January 2001, 03:04

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PEAS AND UM BONGO

Isn't Um Bongo such a crap name for a drink?

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Gavin Christie

25th January 2001, 03:07

i like Burgers

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Red_Devil7

25th January 2001, 03:15

Chips

Bobby

25th January 2001, 04:18

I like poo

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The Thing

25th January 2001, 04:18

I like curry chips

Um Bongo is an odd name

The Thing

25th January 2001, 04:19

Originally posted by Bobby:
I like poo

Oh yea, i love that, especially with sweet corn!!!

Andy

25th January 2001, 05:04

Originally posted by The Thing:
I like curry chips

Um Bongo is an odd name

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BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

The Thing

25th January 2001, 05:15

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Ha ha slipknot lunchbox

kris the pretty boy

25th January 2001, 05:34

cheesy beano no.1!

Officer_Dibble

25th January 2001, 05:55

How do they make corned beef?

Pete

25th January 2001, 06:01

Corned beef? http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/frog.gif DISGUSTING!

I like ALL BRAN

ALL BRAN ALL BRAN ALL BRAN ALL BRAN

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Murno

25th January 2001, 06:39

keBaB!

Pood

25th January 2001, 06:56

quarter pounder with cheese! http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/liplick.gif

btw woozer r u sober yet? http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

remeber that convo between me, u and steve?

hehe http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif

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Joe Cool is back!!

Big Dave 2K

25th January 2001, 07:01

i like..... errrr....... jacket pots.... cauiliflower chesse.... McDs! http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

Gavin Christie

25th January 2001, 07:03

un bunghole

Big Dave 2K

25th January 2001, 07:03

Originally posted by Murno:
keBaB!

OH YESS!!!!!!!!!!!

Big Dave 2K

25th January 2001, 07:04

Originally posted by Murno:
keBaB!

OH YESS!!!!!!!!!!!

Gavin Christie

25th January 2001, 07:13

me thinks Dave has sexual dreams about kebabs

Riffy

25th January 2001, 07:15

Me thinks gav has sexual dreams about dave http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif

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Gavin Christie

25th January 2001, 07:23

**Gav has a shite on riffys shoe**

Woozer

25th January 2001, 07:43

What about holidays - anyone ver been anywhere amazingly brilliant ?

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barrass82

25th January 2001, 16:54

I have been to eastern europe twice!!! I went to Georgia to see England beat them 3-0 and went to Uzbekistan to see Tim Henman win the tashkent open.http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/cool.gifhttp://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/cool2.gif

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Toon Toon Black and White Army

barrass82

25th January 2001, 16:55

P.S- Whats the longest thread ever done on this forum. Has anyone had more than a hundred hits.

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Big Dave 2K

25th January 2001, 19:05

sunny USA li hope! http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

barrass82

25th January 2001, 19:55

I like eating cock mmmmmmm smeg tastes lush

JoaoPinto

25th January 2001, 22:03

Q: Why do women have legs?

A: So they don't leave trails like slugs.

Hearne

25th January 2001, 23:48

I went to Australia few years ago. And I went to Menorca last summer and this year Im going to Portugal. http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

barrass82

26th January 2001, 03:29

some bastard at college nicked my password. It definately was not me.http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/mad.gif

My fav beers are LCL and Fosters.http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

I hate bitter. Ever had a guiness. I had one and it left a nasty taste in my mouth for about 5 hours.http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/warning.gif

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Infidel

26th January 2001, 03:32

Can't stand Fosters it's Australian piss, gimme a can of Tennants Super and a park bench anyday.

The Thing

26th January 2001, 03:54

If ya want to get 1000 posts, start a story

One Day, Dave and...

barrass82

26th January 2001, 04:26

1/30th of th way. Keep going!!!!!!!

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scobymcc

26th January 2001, 04:32

a guy i know was drunk at a club and shouted out dy over dx rules(it's a maths term)http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif How funny was that?!

barrass82

26th January 2001, 05:00

The story continued.......

......my wife Were watching the TV when suddenly........

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The Thing

26th January 2001, 05:12

... Dave pulled a fast one and got a face slap...

snakedavetheblade

26th January 2001, 05:12

(he y i though id help u lot out erehttp://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif )

..... but then snake runs in a drops his kegs an .....

This message has been edited by snakedavetheblade on 25 January 2001 at 21:20

scobymcc

26th January 2001, 05:14

.....the thing a great big slobbery kiss on the cheek plus a hug.......

Officer_Dibble

26th January 2001, 05:16

Originally posted by scobymcc:
a guy i know was drunk at a club and shouted out dy over dx rules(it's a maths term)http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif How funny was that?!

Differentiation....eg the dy over dx of x squared is 2 x .... impressed?

scobymcc

26th January 2001, 05:18

not really, cos i don't care!

scobymcc

26th January 2001, 05:20

not really, cos i don't care!

Red_Devil7

26th January 2001, 05:29

Going back to holidays...........

I have been to:

USA - Couldn't move cause 2 yanks stood next to me http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/rolleyes.gif
MEXICO - Cancun....****in class nightlife
CANADA - Beautiful
JAMAICA - Climb the waterfall if you ever go.....great rush!!!
ALL OVER EUROPE - Well......http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

Funnily enough I have never been to another country in the British Isles (including EIRE)

scobymcc

26th January 2001, 05:41

i've been to:-
1)France - It pissed down for 2 weeks(crap country)
2)Jersey - Not much to do, drive across the island in 1 hr
3)USA - lots of fun, been to florida several times, done the theme parks. Unfortunately last time i got very bad sunburn across the top of my back and my arms(painful and itchy as ****), i couldn't lie down to sleep and i still had 3 days of the hols left. I had to wait till i got home to get to the hospital(that included a 8hr plane flight!) and then this old woman stuck a ****in needle in my arm and squeezed the massive blisters. Anyway that's my story, oh yeah and in a coupla months i'm goin to Californiahttp://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gifhttp://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/cool.gif

The Thing

26th January 2001, 05:46

I've been to

1.Greece
2. England
3.Ibiza
4.France
5.Belgium
6.Eire
7.Scotland
8.Wales

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oh yea, and northern ireland http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

kris the pretty boy

26th January 2001, 07:13

i hate france, so many nasty nasty memorys......http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/frown.gif

Big Dave 2K

26th January 2001, 07:52

glad that has stopped....

Holidays!
Where is it we r gonna go this year? appart from i have to find a burd... so he can get stuck in with hannah! http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif and i can have something to do! http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

Murno

26th January 2001, 08:34

Er...I assume that wasn't really you who wrote that barass.

In the Big Brother 2 forum, I think we ran into the several hundred replies...but we'll beat that here.

Holidays - furthest I have been is France - but that's changing next month when I go to Prague. Mmmmmm...Beer.

Speaking of which - what's yer fave beers?

I'll have a bud. Or a Stella. Or a fosters...in fact I don't give a toss - just give me a cold beer http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

kezmo

26th January 2001, 08:49

I WQANT A SLIPKNOT LUNCH BOX!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/bounce.gif

kezmo

26th January 2001, 08:50

I WQANT A SLIPKNOT LUNCH BOX!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/bounce.gif

James_F

26th January 2001, 08:54

i would find it difficult to eat chocolate cake if i had a slipknot lunch box.

think about it

kezmo

26th January 2001, 09:01

erm...... yeah but i dont like chocolate cake jim, so am ok!!! i want one!!!! i want one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/cute.gif

Big Dave 2K

26th January 2001, 17:31

slipknot lunch box........ mmmmmm........ i wouldn't eat outta it!

barrass82

26th January 2001, 21:53

Does anyone own any animals. I am getting a bullmastiff tomorrowhttp://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

Andy

26th January 2001, 22:05

I own 2 fish. I used to own a dog but I sold it because all it did was shit around the house. Not unless that was my mum.

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Infidel

27th January 2001, 02:50

I've got a goldfish; it's pretty bloody useless, just swims around in a big circle all day.

Do fish sleep?

barrass82

27th January 2001, 03:00

good question!

You have got me thinking now

Pete

27th January 2001, 03:01

Fish do sleep - we just don't know that. Slipknot lunchbox RRP £14.99

PIESPIESPIESPIESPIESPIESPIESPIES

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Andy

27th January 2001, 03:12

How do you know if fish sleep or not Petehttp://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/confused.gif

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kris the pretty boy

27th January 2001, 03:18

he met a goldfish in a swanky wine bar, took it home and.....

Infidel

27th January 2001, 03:23

So do they lie down the bottom or what?

Big Dave 2K

27th January 2001, 04:18

they kinda sleep well they r swimmin don't they? or they would die!! http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/confused.gif tis a hard one!

Infidel

27th January 2001, 05:27

I'm gonna get up at about 2am in the morning and have a look.

Officer_Dibble

27th January 2001, 06:21

Pets?
I have 2 sisters. One resembles a cow, the other a monkey. (Their gonna love me for this!!)

Pete

27th January 2001, 06:53

Originally posted by Andy:
How do you know if fish sleep or not Petehttp://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/confused.gif

I was a fish in a former life http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

Don't you ever read books??

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The Thing

27th January 2001, 18:58

Originally posted by kris the pretty boy:
he met a goldfish in a swanky wine bar, took it home and.....

Eat it http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

Sulliano

27th January 2001, 22:02

Ive been deprieved of pets http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/frown.gif

Seagull

27th January 2001, 22:05

"I'm freeee-eeeeeee to be whatever I, whatever I chose and I'll sing the blues if I wanttt...."

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barrass82

28th January 2001, 06:10

Must kkep this thread near the top if it is to get 1000 posts!
Q- what is everyones fav TV programmes?

I think Woozers may just be Only Fools and Horses!

Mine are the simpsons (early ones, new ones are not as good), MOTD, Eastenders, QOS and of course Only Fools

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Big Dave 2K

28th January 2001, 06:57

i like simpsons
only fools
MOTD
the bill
weakest link!

Gavin Christie

28th January 2001, 07:41

**just ignore me**

The Thing

28th January 2001, 17:10

Originally posted by Pete:
Slipknot lunchbox RRP £14.99

Actually, £13.99 http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

Gavin Christie

28th January 2001, 18:16

ill buy it for a quid

Big Dave 2K

28th January 2001, 19:51

two quid!

Gavin Christie

28th January 2001, 19:58

2 quid 2p

The Thing

28th January 2001, 21:26

Yea , he told me !! http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

snakedavetheblade

28th January 2001, 21:37

No problem pete!!

LOL@rainin men!!!

Gavin Christie

28th January 2001, 22:40

Originally posted by Pete:
Thank you Snake - I love that song. http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

I hear Andy likes "It's raining men"

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barrass82

28th January 2001, 23:10

How can you like the weakest link big dave. Great show but terrible presenter. I have seen her call people Dunce, deadwood, Useless, etc as if she is perfect http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/mad.gifhttp://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/mad.gif

You are the weakest link, Goodbye
*WINK*

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Gavin Christie

28th January 2001, 23:25

Anne Robinson is the only reason i watch that show.

thats whats so good about it is when she abuses someone. http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

Pete

29th January 2001, 00:23

Weakest Link? Loada ol' bollocks http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Method Man

29th January 2001, 00:32

http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif

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Pete

29th January 2001, 00:52

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Apologies Barrass but this man left Ipswich for you so he is TRAITOR http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

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snakedavetheblade

29th January 2001, 00:54

Anne Robinson does me nut in!!!!http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/mad.gifhttp://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/mad.gifhttp://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/mad.gif

The Thing

29th January 2001, 01:21

Anne Robinson is a bitch, but she suits the show, you need an annoying, ugly, abusing cow, or else it doesn't suit http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

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monstermunch

29th January 2001, 02:50

Try Gav's mum http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Sulliano

29th January 2001, 02:55

i cant stand her, most annoying woman on tv

barrass82

29th January 2001, 03:47

I wish i could get onto that damn show so when she griefs me i will grief the ginger bitch back. its about time someone stood up to her. She is getting to big for her own boots

Where is the show held by the way?
Hope its not london or any other southern region

The Thing

29th January 2001, 04:12

Originally posted by Sulliano:
i cant stand her, most annoying woman on tv

Who? gavs mum or Anne Robinson http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

Pete

29th January 2001, 06:32

http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif Surely Lisa Riley is the most annoying and least funny person on the idiot box

barrass82

29th January 2001, 06:41

how the **** did she end up being a presenter. She looks bloody awful. She is an embarrassment to british tv. She could at least attempt to loose some of that fat.

Big Dave 2K

29th January 2001, 06:51

which ever gamey the r both annyoing

Big Dave 2K

29th January 2001, 08:21

OK enough

£2.03 max!

Pete

29th January 2001, 08:29

I wouldn't use my hard earned cash on a lunchbox - Id rather buy Pukka Pies with it

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snakedavetheblade

29th January 2001, 08:38

"who ate all the pies,who ate all the YOU FAT BASTARD YOU FAT BASTARD you ate all the pies" JUST for you petehttp://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

Pete

29th January 2001, 08:43

Thank you Snake - I love that song. http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

I hear Andy likes "It's raining men"

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JoaoPinto

29th January 2001, 19:49

I bet Dyer is regretting leaving Ipswich considering they are now a better team than Newcastle.

barrass82

30th January 2001, 01:44

Now I know you's are only kidding and trying to wind me up but for **** sake everyone knows we are bigger and better than ipswich. I will do a rodney marsh and shave my head if we do not end up above ipswich AND sunderland at the end of the season!

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JoaoPinto

30th January 2001, 01:57

You'll shave you head if Newcastle don't finish above Sunderland? You heard it here first everyone.

Sulliano

30th January 2001, 02:56

lol, digging yerself a hole m8! alredy gotta bald head ave ya?

barrass82

30th January 2001, 21:30

I am as hairy as a gorilla!

And i am not worried about it because they will lose for a start on wednesday!

I never thought i would say it but - Come on Man Utd

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JoaoPinto

30th January 2001, 22:08

I've shaved many a gorilla! It doesn't matter if we beat Sunderland on Wedensday, because we will beat you as well to even things out http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif.

barrass82

30th January 2001, 23:10

We have already played you this twice this season woozer!
Remember, you got a doddgy penalty at St James and we had to battle against 12 men to earn a 1-1 draw. Best match I have been to this season. I was front row and we were all griefing Phil Neville about his looks!

P.S- 100th post on this thread is by me!!!

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barrass82

30th January 2001, 23:14

I mean Joaopinto.

For some reason I thought it was woozer who replied. We can no longer play Man Utd in any competitive match this season so Joaopinto has OFICIALLY been clamped!!!

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JoaoPinto

31st January 2001, 00:15

It might have a bit more impact if you knew how to spell http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/rolleyes.gif

barrass82

31st January 2001, 03:39

OFFICIALLY Clamped!!!!!

Is that better?

JoaoPinto

31st January 2001, 03:46

Yup.

Big Dave 2K

31st January 2001, 19:02

http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif! this is gonna b 1000 replys anyday! http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif

barrass82

31st January 2001, 19:29

Lets talk about something new to get this thread going again.
Here is some riddles lets see who can answer them:

"What becomes bigger the more you take out"

"What do you put in a coffin to make it lighter"

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Geordie_Wilky

31st January 2001, 19:46

i do not know - i do not care!

Geordie_Wilky

31st January 2001, 19:48

a hole

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Geordie_Wilky

31st January 2001, 19:51

Originally posted by barrass82:

"What do you put in a coffin to make it haevier"

i assume you mean lighter otherwise the answer is a body!

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barrass82

31st January 2001, 21:25

I love Sundays. Sunday dinners + Loads of footy on telly + class porn on adult channel

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Riffy

31st January 2001, 21:28

Originally posted by barrass82:
I love Sundays. Sunday dinners + Loads of footy on telly + class porn on adult channel

http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif Porn - wicked http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif Oh for sky tv http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/frown.gif

Sunday dinners - wicked - i loves me chicken http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

Football on tele? - bloody terrestrial tv http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/mad.gif i want sky i want sky !!!!! http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

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Peazy

31st January 2001, 21:47

I am Rod Hull!! I want some jelly, green jelly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what jelly do you want?

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Sulliano

1st February 2001, 00:49

Rod Hull! Cant stand the name, cos me maths teacher is a spitting image of im

The Thing

1st February 2001, 04:41

What is small, gay, no balls and name is Andy?? http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

Big Dave 2K

1st February 2001, 06:56

a little female dog? http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

Riffy

1st February 2001, 08:54

W`ass yer favourite day of the week then eh ?

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barrass82

2nd February 2001, 00:59

Originally posted by Sulliano:
Rod Hull! Cant stand the name, cos me maths teacher is a spitting image of im

Here is a questin about him:
How did he die and what was he trying to do when it occured?

Infidel

2nd February 2001, 02:28

Trying to fix his TV aerial whilst watching Man Utd in the Champions League! Do I win a prize?

Pete

2nd February 2001, 02:38

Originally posted by The Thing:
What is small, gay, no balls and name is Andy?? http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

Who's his mate?? http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

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barrass82

2nd February 2001, 02:57

Originally posted by Infidel:
Trying to fix his TV aerial whilst watching Man Utd in the Champions League! Do I win a prize?

You have won a 5 hour video of Bobby Davro - Well done infidel
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Sulliano

2nd February 2001, 05:06

lol, shame me maths teacher ain t exactly like him then

Geordie_Wilky

2nd February 2001, 05:10

BAZ FOR **** SAKE - ONLY YOU COULD RESULT TO BRINGING THIS THREAD DOWN YOU PERV. I AM GOING TO HAVE TO DO A DAVID BADIEL AND TAKE MY GLASES OFF TO THAT.

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The Thing

2nd February 2001, 05:16

Originally posted by barrass82:
You have won a 5 hour video of Bobby Davro - Well done infidel
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What is everyones problem with Bobby Davro, hes a funny bloke..

barrass82

2nd February 2001, 07:41

Originally posted by The Thing:
What is everyones problem with Bobby Davro, hes a funny bloke..

Funny! Who are you watching. Have you ever seen that quiz show on challenge tv with him on, Winner takes all (I think) he is so unfunny it makes a funeral look like a laugh.

Big Dave 2K

2nd February 2001, 17:38

he is, shall we say a tosser???

Geordie_Wilky

2nd February 2001, 19:17

THE ONLY TIME I FOUND HIM FUNNY WAS ABOUT A DECADE AGO! I WAS 8! HIS HUMOUR IS SHIT AND YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SMALL MENTAL AGE TO THINK HE IS FUNNY! LIKE AN 8 YEAR OLD!

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LondonJack

2nd February 2001, 21:16

Swansea Till I die!

barrass82

2nd February 2001, 21:17

There is only one more person eho is less funny than bobby davro and that is billy conelly. I cannot stand that man

The Thing

3rd February 2001, 06:40

THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE LONGEST THREAD!!

CONGRATULATIONS WOOZ!!

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Pete

3rd February 2001, 17:51

Originally posted by barrass82:
There is only one more person eho is less funny than bobby davro and that is billy conelly. I cannot stand that man

WHAT? No-one is worse than Bobby Davro!! http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif Except perhaps Julian Clary - he just isn't funny at all

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Sulliano

4th February 2001, 08:43

Dont fink ive ever seen Bobby Davro, mind u sounds like thats a good fing

Infidel

4th February 2001, 22:25

Come on, Gotta keep the thread going!

Gavin Christie

4th February 2001, 22:37

*FART*

The Thing

4th February 2001, 22:46

Bet ya mines louder christie http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

*FART*

Pood

4th February 2001, 22:57

nah, ure farts are newbie style! Look as this! http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

*FART*

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Seagull

4th February 2001, 23:41

C'mon you lot, this is pitiful.

On the famous PFF board, the "Snackdavdbladder" thread got nearly 800 replies I think it was, and that was just the 3 of us posting.

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barrass82

5th February 2001, 02:59

BURP

What is that awful stench. Who's farted?

~*aLaBaMa_BrAt*~

5th February 2001, 03:31

gross ... ugh!

I've just heard Angels by Robbie Williams for the first time... nice song, isnt it?!?!

The Thing

5th February 2001, 04:52

Robbie Williams is gay!!

angels is a nice song though http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

super white

5th February 2001, 04:56

Angels is a class song, and one person on telly who is worse than bobby davro is Rory McGrath. He's fat, sweaty, pervy and totally unfunny. Oh - and he looks like a paedophile.

The Thing

5th February 2001, 05:03

He is well ugly aint he!!

His hair is just horrible and he does look like a peodafile

Peazy

5th February 2001, 05:25

How long is the longest thread?

-as long as apiece of string...drum roll please du-dum tshh

He does act like a paedophile as well

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Infidel

5th February 2001, 05:28

I hate 'They think its all over', they only have about three jokes.
1) Gower was a shite cricketer
2) Lineker was a idle goal poacher
3) Rory's a fat hairy paedophile

barrass82

5th February 2001, 05:50

They think it is all over is class! The David Gower jokes are hillarious. The one thing which spoils the show a little is Jonathon Ross forever rabbiting on about **** all.

Rory McGrath should try to loose a little weight. He looks to much like DENDENS.

scobymcc

5th February 2001, 06:01

they think it's all over is great and sure to be a classic in the future. The best bit is the feel the sports man!!http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif Jonathon Ross is funny, if he wasn't in it it wouldn't be anywhere near as good

super white

5th February 2001, 06:38

They Think Its All Over is shit now! It used to be brilliant but now its just stupiud - they miss ee Hurst - it just went downhill once he left!

Murno

5th February 2001, 06:52

TTIAO is good - I like it.

Anyway - let's change the subject...how about a story.

One day......

Malkin

5th February 2001, 07:06

lee hurst was a ****ing genius (sp) on that show. Although it's still very funny.

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~*aLaBaMa_BrAt*~

5th February 2001, 07:08

that wasnt a very good story http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

Murno

5th February 2001, 23:21

Originally posted by barrass82:
....A man walks in a bar and asks for.....

A large...

Big Dave 2K

6th February 2001, 00:41

Originally posted by Murno:
A large...

.....Blow Job! which she Says 'Certainly Sir'.......

barrass82

6th February 2001, 02:28

Originally posted by Big Dave 2K:
.....Blow Job! which she Says 'Certainly Sir'.......

....if you do something for me in return."What" replies the man.Well if you could....

Sully

6th February 2001, 03:22

stop!

The Thing

6th February 2001, 04:43

Originally posted by Sully:
stop!

... And they all dropped dead, at the funeral...

Gavin Christie

6th February 2001, 04:56

LOL@Things avator http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

Riffy

6th February 2001, 04:59

yeh tis well class thingy boy http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

The Thing

6th February 2001, 05:29

It took me a while to find a Jerry that would make me avatar!!

GENERATION-TERRORIST

6th February 2001, 06:23

I KNOW A FUNNY STORY, SOME LEGEND COMES ALONG EN DELETES THIS THREAD http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

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The Thing

6th February 2001, 06:33

That'd be a dead laff!!

Malkin

6th February 2001, 07:17

Originally posted by ~*aLaBaMa_BrAt*~:
that wasnt a very good story http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

lol, just realised what i done there. still, better than the blowjob scenario me thinks.

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barrass82

6th February 2001, 08:14

Originally posted by Murno:
One day......

....A man walks in a bar and asks for.....

barrass82

6th February 2001, 17:01

Originally posted by The Thing:
... And they all dropped dead, at the funeral...

....There was a strange looking...

Big Dave 2K

6th February 2001, 17:59

Prossie called april! http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif! she was rather fit, which Huge....

Geordie_Wilky

6th February 2001, 19:11

...hands which she...

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PETER REID'S GOT A ****ING MONKEY'S HEED!

barrass82

6th February 2001, 21:20

Originally posted by Geordie_Wilky:
...hands which she...

...loved to use because it was easy for her to....

~*aLaBaMa_BrAt*~

7th February 2001, 02:45

slap the hell outta guys when they said stuff like this...... lol

scobymcc

7th February 2001, 04:32

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The Thing

7th February 2001, 05:03

http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif

...Some twat called...

The Thing

8th February 2001, 02:36

...bucket which he would put...

Big Dave 2K

8th February 2001, 02:56

water, which came from...

The Thing

8th February 2001, 03:03

...his little midget...

Geordie_Wilky

8th February 2001, 03:59

...which he used to...

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PETER REID'S GOT A ****ING MONKEY'S HEED!

barrass82

8th February 2001, 08:53

Originally posted by The Thing:
http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif

...Some twat called...

Rick, had a very large.......

super white

8th February 2001, 18:40

.......keep in his pocket and only get out when he needed to.......

Peazy

8th February 2001, 19:06

Originally posted by super white:
.......keep in his pocket and only get out when he needed to.......

........1. Squirt (turn to page 56)
........2. Dig (turn to page 69 - woo-hoo!)
........3. play strip poker with monkey's (turn to page 428976)

'The choice is yourssssssss' (Said our Graham)

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Riffy

8th February 2001, 19:32

Originally posted by Peazy:

........3. play strip poker with monkey's (turn to page 428976)

....so gerald the baboon was down to his leopard-skin posing pouch, when in walked cilla "ginger" Black and........

Peazy

8th February 2001, 19:37

Originally posted by Riffy:

....so gerald the baboon was down to his leopard-skin posing pouch, when in walked cilla "ginger" Black and........

sang a song in her dulcit tones called 'Gerald's pink ass reminds me of my..................'

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The Thing

9th February 2001, 03:53

Originally posted by Peazy:
sang a song in her dulcit tones called 'Gerald's pink ass reminds me of my..................'

...My mothers urge to...

super white

10th February 2001, 07:59

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Thing:
...My mothers urge to...

TextText

.....remove my......

Big Dave 2K

10th February 2001, 08:05

....wallet from my pocket....

Geordie_Wilky

11th February 2001, 04:56

...AND SHE FOUND...

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PETER REID'S GOT A ****ING MONKEY'S HEED!

The Thing

11th February 2001, 05:46

...50 grams of...

Geordie_Wilky

11th February 2001, 06:07

...SUGAR...

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PETER REID'S GOT A ****ING MONKEY'S HEED!

Big Dave 2K

11th February 2001, 06:16

in the sugar jar...............

barrass82

11th February 2001, 06:37

.....There was a small.....

The Thing

11th February 2001, 06:45

amount of sugar...

The Thing

11th February 2001, 08:34

...last night...

barrass82

11th February 2001, 18:29

.....He took the sugar jar to the....

The Thing

11th February 2001, 21:13

...vet because...

Riffy

12th February 2001, 01:33

........it had a low amount of vitamin B12.....

Geordie_Wilky

12th February 2001, 02:30

...which is needed to...

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PETER REID'S GOT A ****ING MONKEY'S HEED!

The Thing

12th February 2001, 04:03

...Boost your...

Geordie_Wilky

12th February 2001, 04:59

...chances of...

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PETER REID'S GOT A ****ING MONKEY'S HEED!

Big Dave 2K

12th February 2001, 05:28

..gettin high....

The Thing

12th February 2001, 06:24

...but then suddenly, in walked...

Geordie_Wilky

12th February 2001, 06:43

...a nude...

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PETER REID'S GOT A ****ING MONKEY'S HEED!

barrass82

12th February 2001, 18:56

...Woman. She started to jiggle her....

kezmo

13th February 2001, 03:28

BELLS...... that were tied on her ankles....

The Thing

13th February 2001, 03:55

...it was very...

Geordie_Wilky

13th February 2001, 04:10

...ITCHY BECAUSE...

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PETER REID'S GOT A ****ING MONKEY'S HEED!

super white

13th February 2001, 06:00

.......they were tied on with.......

barrass82

14th February 2001, 17:16

itching powder. The woman walks up to the vet and...

monstermunch

14th February 2001, 18:45

gives hima blow job

Riffy

14th February 2001, 19:14

....but he didn`t like it, and claimed...

The Thing

15th February 2001, 04:33

.. Drinks machine, so he...

Geordie_Wilky

15th February 2001, 05:37

...so he tried to stick...

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theodorewhitmore

15th February 2001, 05:40

...his big toe in......

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Hull City AFC
The Tigers Will NEVER Die!!!

The Thing

15th February 2001, 05:41

...his 50p in...

Big Dave 2K

15th February 2001, 05:46

the slot!

barrass82

15th February 2001, 06:06

The machine began to shake and out popped a.....

Method Man

15th February 2001, 06:41

...blow up doll, when he...

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Geordie_Wilky

15th February 2001, 07:33

...was just about to...

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PETER REID'S GOT A ****ING MONKEY'S HEED!

David Palmer

15th February 2001, 08:42

"Suck you stupid cow - blow is a figure of fooking speech!!!"

He left, in pain and.....

barrass82

15th February 2001, 08:57

...went for a bite to eat. He liked the look of....

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Big Dave 2K

15th February 2001, 18:43

Use his hand to.....

barrass82

15th February 2001, 21:08

....Stick them up....

The Thing

16th February 2001, 03:19

...the blow up dolls...

Geordie_Wilky

16th February 2001, 05:50

...nose...

Rage

16th February 2001, 06:27

http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif

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Pete

16th February 2001, 06:46

Originally posted by Geordie_Wilky:
...nose...

http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif Things could get nasty there http://www.legendsoftheweb.com/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif