Stupid things you did as child

[great white]

Whats the most stupid thing you did as a kid...maybe an accident, misbehaviour or whatever tell us all...
Mine was when I was about eight or nine I was playing in the garden, me dad came out of the garage and told me not to touch anything on the workbench...so I went into the garage and it was a real mess on the bench so I thought I would help me dad to tidy it up...so I hung up the screwdrivers put the hammers away etc etc..My error was lastly to pick up a soldering iron not by the handle that me dad had been using....evidently it was still rather hot..my hand stuck clenched to said iron burning away...was I screaming or what....at hospital basically the whole of the palm of my hand was burned and hurt like hell...hence I now treat soldering irons with the greatest of respect..

[Bluetonic]

i'm still classed as a child ;) only kidding hehe. Off the top of the head i remember trying to open the doors onto the runways at Luton airport and thus setting a whole host of alarms off. Went back to my seat a bit red faced :o

[Rage]

Spraying my sister’s hamster with hairspray and it died within the hour.

Tossing bricks at cars on a main road. :no:

tossing piece pudding all over my sealing.

to many to name.

[Bluetonic]

having my toenails painted with black nail varnish.... then again that was on sunday night:jester:

[swinton miller]

When i was about 5 or 6 i had an habbit of smelling objects i came into contact with (seems strange looking back ) Anyway one day whilst on the beach on holiday i decided to smell a seashell .The f*cking thing shot up my nose and became lodged up my left nostral .
Had to go to casualty and had it removed with a Pair of forceps.:no: :no:

[Horsey]

Originally posted by great white
Whats the most stupid thing you did as a kid...

I was bourn...it's all gone downhill from there....

[great white]

OK who fecked up the page....:no: :no: with a signature too big....

[louisgills]

I had a pea stuck up my nose and it never came out for 2 Weeks but I was also playing with my dads super glue gun and stuck my hands together it ****ing heart as well as it was very hot. Also acerdently handcufted myself to my bed and lost the keys. I still cant remember how i got out of them because there where not some of thoes crap 1's either.

[The Truth]

Originally posted by louisgills
I had a pea stuck up my nose and it never came out for 2 Weeks but I was also playing with my dads super glue gun and stuck my hands together it ****ing heart as well as it was very hot. Also acerdently handcufted myself to my bed and lost the keys. I still cant remember how i got out of them because there where not some of thoes crap 1's either.


Your surname isn't Wisdom by any chance is it?


:confused:

[louisgills]

haha very funny well it wearnt at the time anyway.

[ourkid]

erm.. lemme think...


okay, when i was about 9 i remember kicking a breeze-block out of a window and it landed on a wee kids head about 5 yr old, i denied everything!

Much like Baz, when i was about 16, i was doing summer work on a building site with my dad, i was looking for somewhere to sit, and decided to sit down by this Generator. Anyways, dickhead here sets his hand on th shiny metal part of it, which is about 500oC, my hand didnt half bubble!

anyways plenty more, but thats what i could think of...

[ecfc girl]

Well, once I stapled a bit of paper to my hand, I was about 6 then. When I was 4 I think, I cut my hair but the best one in my house was my brother when he was about 3, he went out to the bathroom and was gone ages and when he came back he had loads of tolilet paper stuck to his face. Mum asked him what the hell he'd done and he said 'I've cut myself shaving!'! He'd only borrowed dad's razor and he had cuts all over his face!

Oh and when I was 14 I tried to jump out of my bedroom window to the shed roof which wasn't directly under the window (I'd done it loads of times before when I'd been grounded) and missed the shed completely. Luckily for me tho I wasn't hurt. How could I have explained it if I was?

[TheGreatDane]

Well, should I list the stupid things I did alphabetically, chronologically, or order of severity?

[TheGreatDane]

When I was a young lad growing up in Gateshead, I moved to Manchester. There, during my teenage years, I tossed a bicycle seat at a speeding car on one of the smaller streets.

[Delilah]

Loads of things but the big one is starting to support Stoke. The pain and suffering is still happening now. :D

[Officer_Dibble]

Ate some 2p's...decided i could ride home from school on me bike when i was 4 across loadsa main roads and stuff...wandererd away from me mum and dad in scarborough and got lost all day...
loadsa stuff i guess just cant remeber

[RicardoFuller]

How long have you got

The funnyiest one will be when i was 14 i was caught having sex with this girl in the toilets next to me headteachers office got suspended for 2 weeks but it was worth it.

[Ching]

Too many things. Used to like going down the woods with mates and detonating full aerosol cans in fires. WD-40 cans were the best for explosions.

[great white]

Originally posted by Ching
Too many things. Used to like going down the woods with mates and detonating full aerosol cans in fires. WD-40 cans were the best for explosions. Now that sounds like fun...reminds me of big french bangers, milkbottles and small woodland creatures.... :laugh: :laugh:

[Jack]

Most of mine involved fire: setting a big field alight one summer, burning all the name cards in a big pile at a wedding reception, holding a burning straw not realising the flame was going through the middle and it ended up getting stuck to my hand etc.

[Tomson]

Originally posted by RicardoFuller
How long have you got

The funnyiest one will be when i was 14 i was caught having sex with this girl in the toilets next to me headteachers office got suspended for 2 weeks but it was worth it.

nice one! :laugh:

and the dinner lady/man lost its job?

[Horsey]

Originally posted by Tomson
nice one! :laugh:

and the dinner lady/man lost its job?

Slimref hasn't been able to get a new job since...

[RicardoFuller]

No you cheeky buggers it was not with the dinner lady/guy
it was with me girlfriends sister and we wear naked apart from our socks we wear all sweaty as we had been there about 25 minutes and when the headteachers secretary walked in and i was sat nakedon top of one of the sinks with the girl giving me a BJ the funny thing was when i was psuhing this girls head away she wouldn't stop so theres me naked on this sink with this girl refusing to stop giving me a BJ and this receptionist stood there open mouthed the reason me girlfriend carried on is because the recpetionist never said anything she was to shocked but you should have seen this girls face when she realised as the receptionist was her younger brothers babysitter.

[mickgrant]

I never did anything quite like out PNE friend above - wish I had done though. 25 minutes at 14 though? I wouldn't take that much time NOW and I'm 33!! :jester:

When I was about 13-14 I jumped off the top of this roof about 15 feet up and I've hit the ground and me knees have gone up, hit me in the chin and knocked me the feck out.

There was this 20 foot slope leading down to my Uncle's garage and I thought it would be fun to ride my cousin's bike down the ramp. So I've started peddling from the street straight down the ramp picking up speed as I go BUT there was this speed hump at the bottom...well I've hit it and gone arse over tit over the handbars. Do you know what? It was fun too...

When I was in high school, about 14-15, I ACCIDENTALLY broke a guys nose with a hockey stick whilst ACTUALLY playing hockey - does that count?? What can I say? The stick is for a right handed player and I'm a left handed player. The coach sent me off the pitch - the only time that has ever happened to me.

[Hazza]

When I was about 10 or 11, my uncle had a doberman. It was quite a viscious dog, but he was also funny, in picking things up in its mouth and running off with them.
I was tormenting him and he went for me:(


Nowadays, 20 odd years on, I'm still scared of dogs!

[m_the_d]

When I was growing up I lived on the the main street of a busy town, upstairs above a video store. Aged 9 my mate and I decided it would be great fun to make a load of paper airplanes, liberally douse them with lighter fuel, ignite and send them glyding onto the unsuspecting populus below.
A neighbour noticed these flaming projectiles and quickly informed my dad. He beat the both of us. My first taste of a leather belt, and boy did I remember it. :cry:

His expression when he was pissed at us was 'you'd better start running'. The first time I paid no heed, to my cost. Anytime those words cropped up again, you wouldn't see me for dust, I'd finally come home long after dark. And then get me beating. :(
Only prolonging the inevitable I guess... :cool:

[great white]

Why O why do I have real bad memories of wooden spoons??....