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Horsey
10th October 2002, 04:06
well I know a few crackers...one cubical is practically a beacon of man's knowledge....and these are actually interesting insights, not just "**** you," as normal. It's as if Socrates (Mathematician, not the fuzzy Brazilian of 1986) had taken a dump in there.
Anyone else found any philosophically interesting messages during nature's call?
Ji
10th October 2002, 04:21
You planning on sharing any of these philosophical gems then eh? ;)
Horsey
10th October 2002, 04:37
You think...I can't remember what I was doing last minute let alone remember these ones....altho there were some hum-dingers...I'm sure "Is truth beauty; is beauty truth?" is on there somewhere, and besides, putting them down would alert the authorities....
You see Ji....the Clangers want me DEAD.
Athers
10th October 2002, 05:09
up here its just the usual: BWFC RULE (then rule crossed out and "ARE SHIT" written instead)
or, scallies are ******s (then written underneath "no they're not")
superb :rolleyes:
Ji
10th October 2002, 07:41
Originally posted by Horsey
You think...I can't remember what I was doing last minute let alone remember these ones....altho there were some hum-dingers...I'm sure "Is truth beauty; is beauty truth?" is on there somewhere, and besides, putting them down would alert the authorities....
You see Ji....the Clangers want me DEAD.
Hide behind Pinto's ego. Its big enough.
;)
Jack
10th October 2002, 18:54
If you miss
When you piss
Please be neat
And wipe the seat
8 of 6
10th October 2002, 21:00
while you're reading what i've put
you might be peeing on your foot.
here sat broken hearted
paid a penny and only farted.
Azzagiu
10th October 2002, 21:20
Ah Bog~graffiti mans highest echelon of higher learning ;)
A couple of my favourites are...
Life is like a pubic hair on the rim of a toilet ~ sooner or later you get pissed off...
In life there is nothing so overrated as bad sex and as underrated as a good shit...
Seen on the right wall of a urinal in London; Wimbledon Tennis Spectators Practice Society ~ please see other wall... on the left wall of the urinal were the words.... Wimbledon Tennis Spectators Practice Society ~ please see other wall...
Quality :smokin:
Ji
11th October 2002, 01:56
Pity you disappeared so quick... I could have told you to turn over to C4 and watch Sex In the City instead... better than ugly straight women who still aren't interested in you innit! ;)
mickgrant
11th October 2002, 02:03
Originally posted by Ji
Pity you disappeared so quick... I could have told you to turn over to C4 and watch Sex In the City instead... better than ugly straight women who still aren't interested in you innit! ;)
Ji - was that in a public loo?? Here's where you warn me about my future conduct and close the thread perhaps?? :laugh: only joshing...
Ji
11th October 2002, 02:06
No, I was not in a public loo with Pinto... nor a private one for that matter :no:
InSite on the other hand... who knows! ;)
Horsey
11th October 2002, 02:39
This is too much...you dirty minx Ji....
Ji
11th October 2002, 02:56
No, no, no!
I meant Pinto and InSite...
Sheesh!
Altho, I spose that wouldn't really be believable either, since Joe never leaves the house.
Hmm... aww bollox, I quit! :o