great white
10th November 2002, 08:05
Especially if they think it might be fun at the time..or even better make sure that the target of the wind up/bit of fun is gullible enough to believe what they are on about...
Transcript....
Ji dit :
hello!!! i is ji's friend lynda and im quite inoxicated!!! fancy some cyber sex
Great White dit :
sorry playing scrabble far more entertaining
Ji dit :
u sad bastard!!! on a sat nite 2!!!!!
Great White dit :
yeah sorry but not really to much to do here in france....not decent pubs unless I go to paris and can't be arsed
Ji dit :
god ur a lazy ****!!!! i has been drinkin since 11:30 today!!! i is bein babysat now cos i is too dunk to go out!!!!
Great White dit :
tut tut just don't throw up all over the keyboard...
Ji dit :
ru mad i is irish!!! and u'll never beat the irish in a drinkin contest!!!!
Great White dit :
oo I wouldn't bet on that
Ji dit :
ye what!!! u'll never beat the irish on a bet either!!!!!
Great White dit :
don't bet me spent that money on beer
Ji dit :
obviously not when ur sittn in on a sat nite!!!!! this is my first time on the puter so be nice!!!!!!!!!!!
Great White dit :
thats why I have two six packs in the fridge ...an a fiver was all they cost
Ji dit :
have u ever tried poitin!!!! the best of the irish!!!!
Great White dit :
you lost me there??
Ji dit :
i is eatn chinese!!!!! will talk in 5!!!
Great White dit :
ok
Ji dit :
rite ye r!!!!
Ji dit :
i is so ill!!! so blowjobs good ida r not?
Great White dit :
wot you wanna be sick on me dick?
Ji dit :
no i couldn't eat me chinese!!! i was thinkin bout blowjobs sayin there so rude but my boyf says its ok if ur in love!!!
Great White dit :
I can't complain with that...I like to receive them aswell
Ji dit :
y ru big ? do you think i could deep throat u aswell?
Great White dit :
ah so you get onto cyber sex in the end...sorry ...not really interested....never really works for me
Ji dit :
y is u a freak? we are just dicussin the joys of sex!!! im so sorry if you don't know much about that topic
Great White dit :
believe me I do..at my age I should bloody well hope so...
Ji dit :
u dirty bugger!!! what u buying the wife and weans for xmas?
Great White dit :
ne weans....and not married yet
Ji dit :
well u r a sad bastard then!!! so what u ino?
Ji dit :
great white whats that stnd for ur sheets in the morm?
Great White dit :
ino...please elaborate what the **** you mean....and I have a common law wife and we been together for ten years
Ji dit :
u sad bastard
Great White dit :
maybe...so why am I a sad bastard then??...please explain
Ji dit :
ye wha
Great White dit :
you are totalled aren't you..
Ji dit :
who me ru crazy i is not old enough to drink alcholol
Great White dit :
so why did you say you was pissed then??..
Ji dit :
who me!!!!! i think u need help!!!! 2 many sat nites on the net!!!
Great White dit :
playing a nice game of scrabble...whats wrong with that...i'm in a cyberbar...got me beer in reality though...with a couple of mates..so what more do I need...please explain..
Ji dit :
oh u sad bastard!!!! ever hear of socialising with real people its more fun!!!!!
Great White dit :
what socialising with french people...you think that is fun??..when I can happily chat away to people on the net that share my same culture...and have fun...
Ji dit :
well ur chattin to an irish woman!!!!!!!!!!!
Great White dit :
irish girl morelike
Ji dit :
gil u the wan who donst like sex u freak!!!!
Great White dit :
who said that....cybersex does nothing for me...when I can have the real thing...
Ji in future get them to choose the right one ehh...with the poor lasses spelling maybe team her up with Louis;).....
No offence meant Louis....but get in there lad..
And I won me scrabble by six or was it seven points Gail???...last go aswell..:laugh: :laugh:
Thanks Lynda you gave an old man a good laugh for a while there.....but the next time a bloke says if you love me you'd give me a blowjob make sure he puts a rubber on anyway...;):laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Transcript....
Ji dit :
hello!!! i is ji's friend lynda and im quite inoxicated!!! fancy some cyber sex
Great White dit :
sorry playing scrabble far more entertaining
Ji dit :
u sad bastard!!! on a sat nite 2!!!!!
Great White dit :
yeah sorry but not really to much to do here in france....not decent pubs unless I go to paris and can't be arsed
Ji dit :
god ur a lazy ****!!!! i has been drinkin since 11:30 today!!! i is bein babysat now cos i is too dunk to go out!!!!
Great White dit :
tut tut just don't throw up all over the keyboard...
Ji dit :
ru mad i is irish!!! and u'll never beat the irish in a drinkin contest!!!!
Great White dit :
oo I wouldn't bet on that
Ji dit :
ye what!!! u'll never beat the irish on a bet either!!!!!
Great White dit :
don't bet me spent that money on beer
Ji dit :
obviously not when ur sittn in on a sat nite!!!!! this is my first time on the puter so be nice!!!!!!!!!!!
Great White dit :
thats why I have two six packs in the fridge ...an a fiver was all they cost
Ji dit :
have u ever tried poitin!!!! the best of the irish!!!!
Great White dit :
you lost me there??
Ji dit :
i is eatn chinese!!!!! will talk in 5!!!
Great White dit :
ok
Ji dit :
rite ye r!!!!
Ji dit :
i is so ill!!! so blowjobs good ida r not?
Great White dit :
wot you wanna be sick on me dick?
Ji dit :
no i couldn't eat me chinese!!! i was thinkin bout blowjobs sayin there so rude but my boyf says its ok if ur in love!!!
Great White dit :
I can't complain with that...I like to receive them aswell
Ji dit :
y ru big ? do you think i could deep throat u aswell?
Great White dit :
ah so you get onto cyber sex in the end...sorry ...not really interested....never really works for me
Ji dit :
y is u a freak? we are just dicussin the joys of sex!!! im so sorry if you don't know much about that topic
Great White dit :
believe me I do..at my age I should bloody well hope so...
Ji dit :
u dirty bugger!!! what u buying the wife and weans for xmas?
Great White dit :
ne weans....and not married yet
Ji dit :
well u r a sad bastard then!!! so what u ino?
Ji dit :
great white whats that stnd for ur sheets in the morm?
Great White dit :
ino...please elaborate what the **** you mean....and I have a common law wife and we been together for ten years
Ji dit :
u sad bastard
Great White dit :
maybe...so why am I a sad bastard then??...please explain
Ji dit :
ye wha
Great White dit :
you are totalled aren't you..
Ji dit :
who me ru crazy i is not old enough to drink alcholol
Great White dit :
so why did you say you was pissed then??..
Ji dit :
who me!!!!! i think u need help!!!! 2 many sat nites on the net!!!
Great White dit :
playing a nice game of scrabble...whats wrong with that...i'm in a cyberbar...got me beer in reality though...with a couple of mates..so what more do I need...please explain..
Ji dit :
oh u sad bastard!!!! ever hear of socialising with real people its more fun!!!!!
Great White dit :
what socialising with french people...you think that is fun??..when I can happily chat away to people on the net that share my same culture...and have fun...
Ji dit :
well ur chattin to an irish woman!!!!!!!!!!!
Great White dit :
irish girl morelike
Ji dit :
gil u the wan who donst like sex u freak!!!!
Great White dit :
who said that....cybersex does nothing for me...when I can have the real thing...
Ji in future get them to choose the right one ehh...with the poor lasses spelling maybe team her up with Louis;).....
No offence meant Louis....but get in there lad..
And I won me scrabble by six or was it seven points Gail???...last go aswell..:laugh: :laugh:
Thanks Lynda you gave an old man a good laugh for a while there.....but the next time a bloke says if you love me you'd give me a blowjob make sure he puts a rubber on anyway...;):laugh: :laugh: :laugh: