Your autobiography

[Daz]

If you were suddenly famous and asked to pen your memoirs, what would the first 5 chapters be called?

[Joe]

1) The End
2) In Formative Years
3) Teen Spirits
4) Breakdown
5) tbc *

* either The End part II, or Recovery

:wave:

[becks_1]

1. Looking back

2. My family

3. Football, bloody football

4. To all the girls I loved before

5. Fame and Fortune

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21. The Future


ps: #2 is not that awful sitcom with the dentist and his.......

[Perfan]

1) Just cos I had short hair doesn't mean I'm a boy
2) Clever Clogs
3) Beginning of my downfall - the day I found BWFC
4) Shit happens
5) Love

[slimref]

1) school days...
2) Referee - you're a ***** and other remarks.
3) 2000-2001 Uni year and the best year of me life
4) Summer of 2001 - No weddings but 2 funerals - the downfall
5a) Love - being with gemma
5b) Are you being served? - a life in retail..

[K@mpso]

1 Conformity

2 Rebellion

3 Selfishness

4 The Balls That Rocked The Cradle

5 New World Discovery - A net Adventure

[slimref]

Originally posted by Kampso
4 The Balls That Rocked The Cradle

hope there arent going to be illustrations al!!:eek:

[BARNETFAN1]

1) Bullied as a child
2) Barnet...god we're shit
3) Bullied in school
4) Barnet...god we're shit
5) Bullied in Uni


;)

[great white]

1..School was it worth it?
2..Why the age laws for drinking should be changed
3..Barmaids really are slappers
4..Breakdowns
5..Living in a foreign country the idiots guide

[Bluetonic]

1. School Years
2. Argyle Years
3. Alcohol
4. Women
5. Everyday is a winding road...

[Tru Blu]

1. bollocks I
2. mid-bollocks
3. bastard bollocks II
4. bloody great bollocks III
5. Post-bollocks

:eek:

[ecfc girl]

1. A long,long time ago
2. Let's go f**kin' mental!
3. Sense and sensibilty(or not)
4. Reptiles.......
5. Living in sin

[slimref]

Originally posted by BARNETFAN1
1) Bullied as a child
2) Barnet...god we're shit
3) Bullied in school
4) Barnet...god we're shit
5) Bullied in Uni


;)

6) Bullied slimref constantly....:cry: :cry:
7) Getting reported to childline....

:salute:

[Daz]

1. A promising start
2. Great mind wasted
3. Off the rails
4. A new start
5. Free porn

[Loose Cannon]

1. Wake up
2. Get dressed
3. Get married
4. Get a divorce
5. Live a lot (and find out what you've been missing while under the thumb for all those years)and never stop partying.

[ValleysExile]

1) Crying
2) Playing
3) Snogging
4) Boozing
5) Having to fckin be responsible for things - like my own actions and the welfare of others.

[Elan_da_Scooby_Sheep]

1. The Second Coming?
2. Dealing With Disappointment
3. Self Disillusion
4. Realisation
5. Vodka

[PNEmySOUL]

1)the early years.0-24.

2)my nz years. 24-30.

3)sore times. 0-now.

4)happy times 0-now.

5)all the reasons i missed out on a s h a g.

[ourkid]

1). Bloody Hospitals
2). Bullied
3). Picking up the pieces
4). Life as a student
5). Life i'd rather forget

[MOJOJO]

1. Headaches, stitches and warm fatty milk.
2. Nappy rash and dummies, cribs and crying.
3. Ring-a-ring o’ roses or Dr Who.
4. Action Man and the home made parachute.
5. "Ye can **** off I’m not eatin that."