Woozer
27th December 2002, 22:19
Hullo everyone. I havent been on recently because ive had such a busy Christmas. I hope everyone had a good time and plenty of prezzies without too many drunken casualties. I imagine you've all been crying your eyes out thinking id left. Well think again. Ive just been busy, what with my part time job playing Santa Claus for the local orphans giving them all toys and then spending my Xmas day cooking for all the UKs homeless people so they could have a turkey dinner.
Sorry gotta shoot off Bob Geldoff and Lenny Henry are at the door wanting to know if I can help in Africa.
"Certainly can Bob mate. Heres a fly squatter and a wonderbra..."
MERRY CHRISTMAS :)
Sorry gotta shoot off Bob Geldoff and Lenny Henry are at the door wanting to know if I can help in Africa.
"Certainly can Bob mate. Heres a fly squatter and a wonderbra..."
MERRY CHRISTMAS :)