The Game
30th December 2002, 10:17
A panda spent the night in bed with a prostitute. The following morning as he is about ready to leave, the prostitute yells after him,
"Hey, aren't you going to pay me?"
The panda appears confused, so she throws a dictionary at him and tells him to look up 'prostitute.'
The panda reads out: "'Prostitute: A woman who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for pay. ' Oh, I see. Well sorry but....
The panda throws the dictionary back at the prostitute and tells her to look up 'panda.'
'Panda: An animal that eats bushes, shoots and leaves.'
CASH BACK!
"Hey, aren't you going to pay me?"
The panda appears confused, so she throws a dictionary at him and tells him to look up 'prostitute.'
The panda reads out: "'Prostitute: A woman who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for pay. ' Oh, I see. Well sorry but....
The panda throws the dictionary back at the prostitute and tells her to look up 'panda.'
'Panda: An animal that eats bushes, shoots and leaves.'
CASH BACK!