I'm Stuck

[super white]

This isn't good. i'm in all on ym own and there's a massive huge gigantic spider in the hall. I can't go next door to get someone to kill it coz there's nobody in there either, and I can't ring my dad to come home from work for me coz even if I wasn't tying up the fone line by being on the internet the phone is in the kitchen which means walking past said spider to get to it. I've no credit on my mobile to ring or text anyone to come round for me so I'm gonna have to sit in here for ages til someone gets in and just pray it's not my mum coz she's as scared of thema s I am. If anyone who lives close enough by wouldnt mind coming round to get rid of it for me? I bloody hate spiders :cry:

[PRESTONNEisBACK]

whats it worth sexy

[Bluetonic]

Close your eyes and RUN!!!!!!!



just pray it doesn't grab your leg on the way :laugh:

[o_bEnFiQuIsTa]

Cover your head and run trough the hall :laugh:

[red_army]

throw something heavy at it. might dirty your wall but at least its dead

[Kop]

I'd come, but I can't be bothered.

Plus all the back roads are probably chocker. Especially Wigan. Bad on a Friday afternoon.

[Horsey]

Don't fret SW, I've just phoned a squad of hitmen. They've been alerted to the problem and will explode the spider currently. Apparently your house will be completely destroyed in the act of spider destruction, but at least the thing'll be dead, which is the main thing eh?

[Kop]

And then a man with a flat cap and a whippet will come to your rescue. ;)

[Jack]

Should have used O2 or something if youve got no credit.

[Cjm24]

Originally posted by Jack
Should have used O2 or something if youve got no credit.

Or better still get a contract phone lol ;)

[The Guffer]

Originally posted by red_army
throw something heavy at it. might dirty your wall but at least its dead

:laugh: i do that, but then it gets stuck over the heavy object in question and all over the wall - i wouldn't recommend it if you dont like spiders, as u have to clean the legs and stuff off :no:

[StretfordEnd]

Why don't you just pick it up and take it out to the garden ? :rolleyes:

[theodorewhitmore]

Originally posted by Cjm24
Or better still get a contract phone lol ;)

i can spot a sales opportunity here. Take a seat young lady.....

[great white]

Originally posted by StretfordEnd
Why don't you just pick it up and take it out to the garden ? :rolleyes: Helen has a major phobia against spiders I think see would prefer to have red hot pokers shoved in certain intimate areas rather than pick up that eight legged tarantula that has been torturing her....

;)

[Horsey]

Interesting. Can we talk about the intimate areas some more though? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Baby]

Originally posted by Kopite4life
I'd come, but I can't be bothered.

Plus all the back roads are probably chocker. Especially Wigan. Bad on a Friday afternoon.

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That a first for a bloke, can't be bothered to come
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[Baby]

:clap:

Solution for the spider situation though hair spray and a lighter. burn the bugga ha ha ha

:angryfire

[Riffy]

Open ur legs and reveal ur smell, it'll run a *****ing mile. Smelly Pussy.