t shirt slogans

[slimref]

whilst out and about clubbing you must see some funny slogans on T shirts.. Particularly the **** series.

My fave in my wardrobe is Show i call you or nudge you for breakfast in the morning which i think is quality.

The funniest one i've ever seen was

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Goldenboy]

I used to have one (ages ago) that said "Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians" on the front, and "More Beer!" on the back. A thoughtful gift from me bruvver I think.

I wore it to work on mufti day under a top, it got a bit warm, outer top was removed, Goldenboy called in to the bosses office, moments later the outer top was replaced and I remained a delicate shade of crimson all day.

Be careful of your wardrobe on mufti day kids!

[Goldenboy]

I just remembered, my cousin got a morning off work for wearing a footy shirt. He worked for Dell in Ireland at the time and pitched up for his shift in a QPR shirt and was promptly sent home.

Why?

Apart from QPR being offensive?

Because QPR were sponsored by Compaq at the time so strolling in to a Dell office with one of their major competitors logos all over his shirt went down like the proverbial bucket of cold sick.

Nice!

[The Truth]

www.tshirthell.com

Some quality t-shirts here.

[Bluetonic]

:)

[snakedavetheblade]

Met a lad at leeds couple years back we that spanking the monkey tshirt pure comedy:clap:

[Peel_Acres]

How about this one!

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a196&style=a&color=02&size=X

:laugh:

[Marlin]

Class page from a class website...

http://www.ogmac.co.uk/sidcup/brixtonts.htm

[louisgills]

Ive seen one saying "My Faveriate Bird Is A Swallow"

[Loose Cannon]

At the tender age of 14, about 1980, i bought a tee shirt with:
Never mind the sex pistols, feel my bollox.
went down a treat with the parents............................not!!

[ecfc girl]

My T-shirt collection includes-

Get your coat, you've pulled!

You're a naughty boy........Go to my room!

So many men...so little time!

Make mine a large one........

Kinda gone off slogan T-shirts at the minute tho, bit old hat.

[ValleysExile]

Nothing beats the old Inspiral Carpets t-shirt circa 1990.
Cow smoking a fag
'Cool as ****'
People actually got prosecuted for wearing those.

Also had a Pop Will Eat Itself t-shirt that my parents particularly liked - 'Sample it, Loop it, **** it and Eat it'

[ValleysExile]

The asterisks above should start with an F and end with a K.

[Wolves n Proud]

My mate has one in small print and it says "don't look at my breasts" but you've really got to squint at it to read it. Always thought it was pretty clever.

[slimref]

Originally posted by ecfc girl
My T-shirt collection includes-

Get your coat, you've pulled!

You're a naughty boy........Go to my room!

So many men...so little time!

Make mine a large one........

Kinda gone off slogan T-shirts at the minute tho, bit old hat.

such a player gail ;)

[great white]

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[Goldenboy]

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[mickgrant]

I used to have one about the various ways to remove a condom or something. Forget really.

Me sister bought one in NY last year which said:

F*** you you F****** F***. She's never worn it for obvious reasons although she keeps saying she's gonna...

[mickgrant]

Originally posted by The Truth
www.tshirthell.com

Some quality t-shirts here.

Some of those shirts were class but would anyone actually wear one of them out in public?

I'd like to wear the Square bear one or the "Sorry Boys...I Eat P***y!" but I wouldn't have the nuts to.

[Bluetonic]

Some shirts on there are wicked must agree, 'Bin Laden is a big doodie head', 'homosexuals are gay!' :laugh: 'abortions tickle' lol.

After wearing the spanking the monkey one in asda i got a few laughs off similar aged people but all the old people gave me well bad evils :laugh:

[mickgrant]

Originally posted by Bluetonic
Some shirts on there are wicked must agree, 'Bin Laden is a big doodie head', 'homosexuals are gay!' :laugh: 'abortions tickle' lol.

After wearing the spanking the monkey one in asda i got a few laughs off similar aged people but all the old people gave me well bad evils :laugh:

Blue - you wore that Monkey one in public? You must have large ones!! I wouldn't have the guts to.

[slimref]

actually just thought of another one i've got..

Its a parody of the famous Hackett shirts and it has a St George cross on the back and sleeves and in white letters on Navy Blue it reads

The Dog's
BOLLOCKS

[Pood]

someone buy the skool shooting one and wear it to sunday church, i dare you

[super white]

Originally posted by ecfc girl




You're a naughty boy........Go to my room!

So many men...so little time!



I've got those 2...

Originally posted by Wolves n proud
My mate has one in small print and it says "don't look at my breasts" but you've really got to squint at it to read it.

... and that one.

I've got loads more too.

I smile because I don't have a clue whats going on

What part of "NO" don't you understand?

Not only am I perfect I'm blonde too

one that says "POSSIBLY" in huge letters on the front then "the best **** ever" on the back

Loads more.

I don't really wear them much any more though. Dunno why.

My favourite is one we all got done when we went to Magaluf last year. White vest top and on the front it says in pink letter "Good girls go to heaven..." then on the back "...bad girls go to Magaluf 2002". It might be tacky but it was funny. We're doing something similar this year so if ur on Manchester airport on 29th July and u see a huge group of girls with the sam T-shirts on it's probably me :D

[Cjm24]

I think I've got a French Conncection one that says 'Think my pants off'
somewhere. :D