Take The Idiot Test

[PRESTONNEisBACK]

WnP a Bit off topic (sorry please keep it:) )

Q1)Some Months have 31 days how many have 28


Q2)Can a man living in the USA be buried in Canada


Q3)Is it legal for a man in Canada to marry his widows sister


Q4)A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear.


Q5)If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have


Q6)A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last


Q7)A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left


Q8)How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark


Q9)How many two cents stamps are there in a dozen


Q10)Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer


Q11)Just for the statistics, are you male or female

Answers will appear here later.

[PRESTONNEisBACK]

Q1)Some Months have 31 days how many have 28


Q2)Can a man living in the USA be buried in Canada


Q3)Is it legal for a man in Canada to marry his widows sister


Q4)A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear.


Q5)If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have


Q6)A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last


Q7)A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left


Q8)How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark


Q9)How many two cents stamps are there in a dozen


Q10)Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer


Q11)Just for the statistics, are you male or female

Answers will appear here later.

[Wolves n Proud]

It'll be kept, just on GOT (http://footballforums.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=23)

[Goldenboy]

1. All months have 28 days
2. No he isn't dead
3. No because he is dead
4. The bear is white, for all the sides to have a southern exposure the house must be built on the north pole, where polar bears live
5. You have 2 apples if you've taken 2 of them away
6. If you take the first one now the pills will last 1 hour
7. 9
8. Moses didn't bring any animals on the Ark
9. 12 - one dozen
10. 70
11. Male

Any good?

[Gruffy]

Originally posted by Super_horns
1. One expect in a leap year
lmao u idiot

all the months in the year have 28 days in them!

[SamB_SCFC]

Q1)Some Months have 31 days how many have 28

All 12 months of the year

Q2)Can a man living in the USA be buried in Canada
No because he isn't dead

Q3)Is it legal for a man in Canada to marry his widows sister
He can't because he's already dead!

Q4)A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear.

White because the house must have been built on the North Pole for all sides to have southern exposure, and so the bear would be a polar bear and therefore white.

Q5)If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have

one

Q6)A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last

90 mins

Q7)A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left

9

Q8)How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark

none

Q9)How many two cents stamps are there in a dozen

12
Q10)Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer

70

Q11)Just for the statistics, are you male or female

male

[Peel_Acres]

I've found the idiot! He's the one that entitled this thread "Take the Iditot Test" :dunce: and then posts it again spelt correctly!

[The Truth]

1. All of them
2. No - he's still alive
3. Yes
4. White - polar bear
5. 2 - those you took away
6. An hour
7. Nine
8. None - Noah was on the Ark, not Moses
9. Twelve
10. Seventy - 30 divided by 1/2 = 60 + 10 = 70
11. Male (I think)


And yes, I'm very busy at work.

[Peel_Acres]

Originally posted by The Truth
3. Yes


And yes, I'm very busy at work.

Maybe it would be legal if he were still alive, as he has a widow i'd bank that it would be a fair guess that he's dead

[ecfc girl]

Originally posted by SamB_SCFC
Q5)If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have

one



Surely if you take away two apples you will have two apples. :D

[StretfordEnd]

Q1)Some Months have 31 days how many have 28
All of them.
Q2)Can a man living in the USA be buried in Canada
No, because he isn't dead.
Q3)Is it legal for a man in Canada to marry his widows sister
He's dead, so no.
Q4)A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear.
White, it's a polar bear.
Q5)If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have
Two.
Q6)A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last
An hour.
Q7)A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left
9.
Q8)How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark
None, it was Noah.
Q9)How many two cents stamps are there in a dozen
12
Q10)Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer
70.
Q11)Just for the statistics, are you male or female
Male.