VERY FUNNY Ebay Auction!

[Seagull]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1942839616

Look very carefully at the TV in the bottom picture ;)

[YipJaapStam]

What a prick!

[Seagull]

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[Cjm24]

Originally posted by YipJaapStam
What a prick!

I'll second that-that's his Ebay reputation down the swanny!:laugh:

[The Truth]

:laugh: :laugh:

[Seagull]

Reckon he knows? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Marlin]

I can't get the photo to show. What's wrong with the tv?

[The Truth]

Looks like someone's been dicking around with it.

[Cjm24]

Originally posted by The Truth
Looks like someone's been dicking around with it.

LMAO!:laugh:

[YipJaapStam]

Originally posted by Seagull
Reckon he knows? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I'd like to think he doesn't.
Which knob switches it on then?

[Goldenboy]

Originally posted by YipJaapStam
What a prick!

Now it's not too clear on my laptop screen but a combination of YipJaap's comment and a little imagination leads me to believe that this picture was taken by a man with no trousers or pants on with his legs in the Y position.

I claim my £5

[Azzagiu]

What a tosser :no: :dunce: :sick:

When ebay asked for a picture of the television turned on he obviously missunderstood the instructions...

that or hes working on his first low budget porno flick & hes pulled it off...

[BARNETFAN1]

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[slimref]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Bluetonic]

:)

[Vegas_33139]

Was that your refelction in the telly BT?;) :laugh:



Doc:drool:

[great white]

*Please note that given the weight of the tv it is only really possible for the buyer to collect (if local) or maybe I would meet halfway depending on journey times*

Now if you did win the auction could you seriously look the guy in the face without pissing yourself with laughter??...

Classic... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[slimref]

Originally posted by great white
*Please note that given the weight of the tv it is only really possible for the buyer to collect (if local) or maybe I would meet halfway depending on journey times*

Would he be meeting you halfway starkers? :eek:

Maybe hes there to show you how to *ahem* "plug things in".... :eek:

[Hearne]

I would be scared to meet him. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Daz]

its been removed :(

[Seagull]

I bet he was watching Baywatch before he took that picture

[YipJaapStam]

The item you requested ( 1942839616 ) is invalid, still pending, or no longer in our database. Please check the number and try again. If this message persists, the item has either not started and is not yet available for viewing, or has expired and is no longer available.

The bar stewards.

[Cjm24]

That happens to me by the way when I list hardcore porn lol.
Anyway on a lighter note some better auctions can be found here: ;)

http://cgi6.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=cjm241&include=0&since=-1&sort=3&rows=25&showpics=1&stab=0

[YipJaapStam]

Neighbours Defining Moments?

[Rage]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

sad lad ;)

[Cjm24]

Originally posted by YipJaapStam
Neighbours Defining Moments?

Bought it a few weeks ago off Ebay and now selling it back on. Just reliving my childhood. ;)

[Infidel]

more ebay hilarity...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2910059963&category=1469

:eek:

[Infidel]

got any oddjobs you need doing?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2910873457&category=1469

[Horsey]

lol check the bid for the carrot - $69,690,790.00 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

What a piss-take :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Cjm24]

They have both got to be jokes!!!
On a more serious note ;o)

http://cgi6.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&include=0&userid=cjm241&sort=2&rows=25&since=-1&rd=1

[Riffy]

CJM are you taking the piiss with those auctions???!??!?? Where do you get such a load of bullshiit?

Women's cardigans and corsets??!?!?!?!! :laugh: Quality :laugh:

[Sazz]

Originally posted by Riffy
CJM are you taking the piiss with those auctions???!??!?? Where do you get such a load of bullshiit?

Women's cardigans and corsets??!?!?!?!! :laugh: Quality :laugh:

Tell me about it :laugh:

Can i have the RARE JASON DONOVAN PICTURE CLOCK please? :jester:

[Jack]

Originally posted by Infidel
got any oddjobs you need doing?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2910873457&category=1469

I think ill pimp myself out on ebay.

[Cjm24]

Originally posted by Riffy
CJM are you taking the piiss with those auctions???!??!?? Where do you get such a load of bullshiit?

Women's cardigans and corsets??!?!?!?!! :laugh: Quality :laugh:

Well there was something I was meaning to tell you guys-the thing is I lead an alternative lifestyle. Nah only joking-I am selling them for my sister. She needs the cash like me. :)

[Riffy]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh i see. Does £2 or £3 here and there really swell the coffers tho?

[Sazz]

Originally posted by Riffy
Ahhhhhhhhhhh i see. Does £2 or £3 here and there really swell the coffers tho?

Maybe Oldham should get selling stuff, the odd pound would be helpful :laugh:

[Cjm24]

Well you hope they will sell for more obviously.
If you search by my username cjm241 with completed items included, you can see what people have bought off me. I just sold a Dr Who scratched Dalek moneybox for 41.00 and a batch of Roy Of The Rovers comics for 35.88
Madness what some people will pay for stuff! :D

[Cjm24]

Originally posted by Sazz
Maybe Oldham should get selling stuff, the odd pound would be helpful :laugh:

LOL! :laugh:

[Seagull]

Originally posted by Jack
I think ill pimp myself out on ebay.

1p?

[Jack]

Make it 2 and youve got yourself a deal.