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The Guffer
5th March 2003, 00:46
You ether would or you wouldn’t, so what would you do?

I personally would :drool:

http://www.repmats.cwc.net/katieprice/new/images/jordan3new.jpg
The Truth
5th March 2003, 00:49
Is this a trick question?
sosh
5th March 2003, 00:52
what a surprise.... :eek:
great white
5th March 2003, 00:56
You forgot Jordan to Burn.....

Can add it if you wish..;)
QPR A Rino
5th March 2003, 00:57
Only for the fact that shes a nymphomaniac and has the 2nd biggest tits fo all the glamour models in Britain!
SamB_SCFC
5th March 2003, 00:58
Bit too fake for my liking, but I still would!! :drool: :sex: :p
great white
5th March 2003, 01:01
How do you know that then QPR?? what you read in the papers??....and surely that chest is by no means real...have seen some other proof...(cheers Kev Cass ;) )they cannot be real
QPR A Rino
5th March 2003, 01:03
Well of course they aint real!!...shes had 3/4 boob jobs on her tits!...she openly admits to being a nympho and so do her ex-boyfriends, her porno is shitty tho!
Liam09
5th March 2003, 01:11
Id be mad not 2 :laugh:
YipJaapStam
5th March 2003, 02:04
Sorry, but she's a dog.
The Guffer
5th March 2003, 02:48
test: masterbate
The Guffer
5th March 2003, 02:49
:laugh: ok, who chnaged w@nk on the poll to masterbate :laugh:
Gruffy
5th March 2003, 03:14
well i wouldn't say no to her :drool: :sex:
FtangFtang
5th March 2003, 03:38
No doubt a good enthusiastic bang , though ear plugs might well be necessary.
Athers
5th March 2003, 04:11
aye, she'd get it.

btw :laugh: :laugh: @ masturbate with left hand
Tony09
5th March 2003, 05:22
aye, how could you say no to her ?:drool:
YipJaapStam
5th March 2003, 05:29
Quite easily Tony. She's a plastic tart without an ounce of class. Give me a real woman anyday.
great white
5th March 2003, 06:11
Originally posted by The Guffer
:laugh: ok, who chnaged w@nk on the poll to masterbate :laugh:
:wave: :wave:
slimref
5th March 2003, 06:43
i've met her in a brighton club and shes a minga sorry....

**** knows what that camera does to her but in reallife no fecking way am i touching that..

Going back to my pot noodle now if you wouldnt mind.... ;)
Athers
5th March 2003, 07:05
Originally posted by slimref
i've met her in a brighton club and shes a minga sorry....


i'm sure the feeling was mutual :laugh:
great white
5th March 2003, 07:34
Originally posted by Athers
i'm sure the feeling was mutual :laugh: Slim forgot to mention she lamped him and told him to F*** off you degenerate pervert...but let's not go there shall we...;)
Bluetonic
5th March 2003, 09:14
Once yeah just to see the babylons in action (although ive seen that home movie of hers)

Whats with masterbating with your left hand?? Aint doing it with the right hand weird? :confused:
slimref
5th March 2003, 09:28
just because you smaller lads only use one hand...

need both on this python i tell you ;);)

I ****ing wish...:laugh:
Peel_Acres
5th March 2003, 17:18
I rather have a pot noodle and they're f>cking disgusting, so that makes them slightly better than Jordan then !
Riffy
5th March 2003, 17:26
Of course. never turn down a lay, you can never be sure when you might need it.
perth seagull
5th March 2003, 18:25
I'd pay her for a shag.
LF_SW6
5th March 2003, 18:48
I'd slip her a portion, why not ?
Could do much, much worse !
westerngrove
5th March 2003, 19:35
Originally posted by Londons Finest
I'd slip her a portion, why not ?
Could do much, much worse !


Have done much, much worse.
:cry:


BTW U not E.
:rolleyes:
AB2002
5th March 2003, 21:45
I'm left handed. Has its advantages!
Major Gowan
5th March 2003, 21:46
She's a loud-mouthed hound. I'd rather be w@nked off by Edward Scissorshands than by her.
AB2002
5th March 2003, 21:51
Ouch.

Time for the old playground favourite:

What's the definition of pain?
Freddy Krueger with itchy balls!
Seagull
6th March 2003, 00:06
Already pulled her
Bluetonic
6th March 2003, 01:03
Originally posted by AB2002
Ouch.

Time for the old playground favourite:

What's the definition of pain?
Freddy Krueger with itchy balls!

:laugh: thats rough just thinking about it!
LF_SW6
6th March 2003, 04:35
Originally posted by westerngrove

BTW U not E.
:rolleyes:

:confused:
REDNBLUEARMY
6th March 2003, 23:15
RATHER MASTERBATE THEN GO NEAR ANY BIRD FROM BRIGHTON WHO'S A MINGER:chainsaw:
Van Nistelrooy
6th March 2003, 23:43
I'll definatley SHAG her.
shaymen
6th March 2003, 23:51
if i f*cked her, her breast implants would burst.
theodorewhitmore
7th March 2003, 04:46
yes yes yes yes yes

she may be fake but she is totally gorgeous

u forgot marry her now off the poll
Seagull
7th March 2003, 04:50
Originally posted by REDNBLUEARMY
RATHER MASTERBATE THEN GO NEAR ANY BIRD FROM BRIGHTON WHO'S A MINGER:chainsaw:

Looks like you'd rather "masterbate" then go to school as well you Sarf London ghetto bitch.

U not E!
LF_SW6
7th March 2003, 04:57
What is this "U not E" business ?
Kop
7th March 2003, 05:09
I may be the correct spelling of the pc term for a w@nk.
great white
7th March 2003, 05:30
Originally posted by Major Gowan
I'd rather be w@nked off by Edward Scissorshands than by her. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Grim Reaper
7th March 2003, 06:10
U bet i would!!!!

Grimmy :D :drool:
YipJaapStam
7th March 2003, 06:17
Who let the dog out? http://smilies.crowd9.com/ups/DeNiro/dog.gif
swinton miller
7th March 2003, 06:36
Took me 4 hours to download this today 40megs on a 56k connection to see what all the fuss was about .
WHAT A COMPLETE AND UTTER WASTE OF TIME ...not to mention hard drivr space :mad:
Sent to the old recycled bin straight away .

Give me good old dave cummings anyday :D :clap:
Mr Sinistero
7th March 2003, 12:38
Blatatly stolen from fark.com
Trev_GFC
7th March 2003, 22:32
I heard a rumour... (http://www.boredatuni.com/files/rumour.exe)

Go on...download it!
oapdodge
8th March 2003, 07:58
Got to be better then DIY
Seagull
9th March 2003, 21:25
Originally posted by Londons Finest
What is this "U not E" business ?

E'S ARE GOOD, E'S ARE GOOD
Liverpool Lover
9th March 2003, 21:30
Well I'm a girl but still.......She's very pretty so I definitley would if I was a guy. But the masturbating as a guy interests me as well to see how different it was:p
great white
9th March 2003, 21:38
Originally posted by Liverpool Lover
Well I'm a girl but still.......She's very pretty so I definitley would if I was a guy. But the masturbating as a guy interests me as well to see how different it was:p BONJOUR...does that pic do you justice or do you normally sport a bright pink shell suit.... ;)
Liverpool Lover
9th March 2003, 22:16
It's not me unfortunately.....I don't have a pic of me wearing a Liverpool shirt. Just my pink trackies;)
great white
9th March 2003, 22:48
Originally posted by Liverpool Lover
It's not me unfortunately.....I don't have a pic of me wearing a Liverpool shirt. Just my pink trackies;) Welcome to the FF world....If I have to put on air hostess gear and point to the emergency exits, sick bags and life jackets...'spose I could for once... :laugh: :laugh:
Kop
10th March 2003, 02:07
What dya mean for once?
Trev_GFC
10th March 2003, 04:15
Originally posted by great white
BONJOUR...does that pic do you justice or do you normally sport a bright pink shell suit.... ;)
Shall we change the poll so it's about her?:drool:

Welcome:wave:
YipJaapStam
10th March 2003, 05:55
Suits me fine. I like the cut of her gibe, my fellow men.
ValleysExile
10th March 2003, 17:44
Back to the Jordan question, of course I would. She may not be the prettiest little minx in the world but she is reasonably fit.
Any bloke who says they wouldn't is either lying or bent.:D
captain_insano
10th March 2003, 20:35
Originally posted by ValleysExile
Back to the Jordan question, of course I would. She may not be the prettiest little minx in the world but she is reasonably fit.
Any bloke who says they wouldn't is either lying or bent.:D

Exactly..who wouldn't
perth seagull
10th March 2003, 20:47
Phooowaarh! Look at those thighs! Who the **** could say no to that? I'd paid top dollar for her!:eek:
shaymen
10th March 2003, 23:39
she is making an appearance in Sky One's Dream Team on Sunday. :drool: :drool:
Kop
11th March 2003, 00:34
With Dwight Yorke?
FtangFtang
11th March 2003, 01:22
Originally posted by captain_insano
or this?? :D :D :D

Well , I guess that clinches it . She gets it ....both barrels.
YipJaapStam
11th March 2003, 01:28
Both of those pictures though were taken before she became a cheap looking, overly siliconed slag. I'm neither gay nor lying on this particular issue, just think she's a hound now.
suitsyousir69
6th April 2003, 01:52
jordan looks a lot lot better there than she does now, i wud have definitely then but she has changed a lot, but i still wud, ;);)
ryanjoninho
6th April 2003, 02:13
i definately wood :drool:
Frankie D'Horse
7th April 2003, 13:00
how much fun could i hav with either of them girls!
Turkey
8th April 2003, 07:36
That Liverpool babe is well fit!
Turkey
8th April 2003, 07:38
Originally posted by Liverpool Lover
It's not me unfortunately

Are you 100% sure of that? :(

Ah well, Jordan's local.
Void
8th April 2003, 08:20
Eugh. What a munter.

Pot Noodle sounds sooooo much more appealing. As long as its chicken and mushroom.
ryanjoninho
9th April 2003, 06:19
Originally posted by Liverpool Lover
Well I'm a girl but still.......She's very pretty so I definitley would if I was a guy. But the masturbating as a guy interests me as well to see how different it was:p

nice pic :drool: