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K@mpso
1st April 2003, 18:24
"hey Baz, your hair is sitting nice today".

"I've lost 3 pounds so far on this new diet"

"You don't have a mirror in your handbag"

Well maybe slimref does say the last one. ;)

Any other things that you'd not hear fellas saying but are a regular occurence when the women get talking???

Joe
1st April 2003, 18:32
I'm going to the toilet - wanna come with me? :eek:

Marlin
1st April 2003, 18:36
Push it! Come on, give me one more!

whilst spotting on the weights bench.

Pood
1st April 2003, 19:15
Originally posted by InSite
I'm going to the toilet - wanna come with me? :eek:

fraser always follows me tho:cry: :cool2:

Gruffy
1st April 2003, 19:53
fancy comming shopping for clothes to wear out saturday?

Peazy
1st April 2003, 19:57
'Squeeze my tits'

oh apart from slimref and BF1;) :dunce:

:dance:

ryanjoninho
1st April 2003, 20:15
can you zip me up please

Major Gowan
1st April 2003, 20:18
Can you help me with this road map please?

Peazy
1st April 2003, 20:19
Can you help me re-button my body suit, i've trapped some pubes in it

K@mpso
1st April 2003, 20:21
Does my bum look big in these Jeans?

Vegas_33139
1st April 2003, 20:22
Do ya think my lunch box is sticking out too far:D



Doc

Peazy
1st April 2003, 20:26
Have you been to Thailand recently doc?

K@mpso
1st April 2003, 20:26
Give me a ring when you get home.

I mean fellas would sort the business out there and then have no need for further conversation lasting for hours.

Riffy
1st April 2003, 20:27
nice pussy mate

Daz
1st April 2003, 20:28
I love you, give me a hug!

Want to try my new lippy?

K@mpso
1st April 2003, 20:29
I'm looking for curtains in that shade of blue.

Gruffy
1st April 2003, 20:41
the classic ones

"Does my bum look in this?"

"Is this top too revealing?"

K@mpso
1st April 2003, 20:50
I'm going out at the weekend and I've got nothing to wear. :rolleyes:

slimref
1st April 2003, 21:08
I'm going to dye my hair at the weekend - want help me?

(to a sales assistant) Do you have this in a size...?

Or how about just crying in public? and highpitch squealing with excitement.. :mad:

Like my nails??

you look pretty tonight...

LF_SW6
1st April 2003, 22:11
Originally posted by JoaoPinto
I need a slash and my hands are covered in oil. Can you point Percy please?

:clap: :laugh:

sosh
1st April 2003, 23:26
:no: :rolleyes:

Peazy
1st April 2003, 23:33
You guys are terrible making fun at the expense of women.

















TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTSSSSSSSS!!!! !!!!!!!!

:dance: :Banana:

sosh
1st April 2003, 23:35
Originally posted by Peazy
You guys are terrible making fun at the expense of women.


:p :p :p

Peazy
1st April 2003, 23:37
Come on Sosh i'm so moral I make Mother Theresa look like a paedophile.

sosh
1st April 2003, 23:54
:D youre doing okay...
























:laugh:

Marlin
2nd April 2003, 01:11
Pretty much anything that comes out of Truth or Cotteboy's mouths.