goin thro a dry spell lads? then meet SIMgirl...

[Athers]

http://www.hekkuli.org/~hekkuli/flash/SimGirl.swf

100 days to shag her...go for it...

I was doin so well, until just before I was about to shag her, she asked me what her last name was...:( completed it afterward tho ;)

[Gruffy]

god that game takes so long lol

[Bluetonic]

just dont deal drugs too much :cry:

[BARNETFAN1]

Yes, I fell fowl there too ;) :laugh:

[FtangFtang]

Originally posted by Bluetonic
just dont deal drugs too much :cry:

Precisely . Crime doesn't pay .

[Bluetonic]

Done her on the 63rd day with all puzzles :Rock: Right bitch remembering the day of the first kiss :(

[Marlin]

The upgraded version with the ending is at www.newsgrounds.com

Probably shouldn't have admitted to knowing that.

[FtangFtang]

Originally posted by Marlin
The upgraded version with the ending is at www.newsgrounds.com

Probably shouldn't have admitted to knowing that.

Marlin - I've just fought my way through to the promised land on Day 100 and I can't get this site . It spams through to some credit company !! :cry:

[Marlin]

http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/datingsims.html

In there.

Check out the Bar Fly negotiation game. Quite funny. Fecking good website actually.

Oh, be careful, it tries to spam you to a Hentai site if you don't click cancel.

[FtangFtang]

Originally posted by Marlin
http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/datingsims.html

In there.

Check out the Bar Fly negotiation game. Quite funny. Fecking good website actually.

Oh, be careful, it tries to spam you to a Hentai site if you don't click cancel.

Cheers - looks like I'll have to try later. Its just gone down on me - I guess that's extra ?

[Marlin]

It's free. Which is the first and last time you'll ever hear that if you're honest.

[super white]

ive just spent absolutely ages playing this game but even tho i get my exp really high i dont know how to make her be my gf?

[Marlin]

Spend all your time working out until you hit 200. Then spend you time drinking and drug dealing, don't bother with knowledge. Amass cash and buy two of each cheer up item and the rest on necklaces. Save enough to pay for a date or two.

Once your charm hits about 120 go see her. Write down the answers to all her replies. Within a few goes she'll let you ask her out. Then get the questions right, give her a necklace and take her photo, in that order, and the face goes red. Kiss her.

Repeat ad infinitum. Get to over 6000 points and then go to her house. Repeat procedure. **** her. Watch end sequence on website. Never view again.

Job done.

[Bluetonic]

Or you could go the other way and drink till you get to 200 in charm as you avoid getting done for drug dealing then ;)
(although u can deal sparingly, just not all the time)

[ryanjoninho]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm simgirl :drool: :drool:

[spursfan]

Originally posted by ryanjoninho
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm simgirl :drool: :drool:

yeah she is kinda hot isn't she? the ending video is crap though!. Still, i did it in 48 days....beat that!

[Marlin]

31.

Up ya bum.

[spursfan]

yeh but seem to spend your life on it weighing up the pros and cons of being 50 inches or 51 inches. so up urs :salute: ;)

[Frankie D'Horse]

aaahhhhh and i was told u's did'nt hav lifes, how wrong was i eh! lol

[Swansea Til I die]

I cheated :eyemouth:

[Frankie D'Horse]

rite ye fu*kers, im addicted 2 it now & its interferring with me working..whats the end product like? i need more tips aswell like how can u wipe out all the cheesey dating & get her into the sack, wheres the best place 2 take her on a date etc..

[Marlin]

Best date to get her to be your girlfriend is the Golde(r)n City.

Once Girlfriend take her to space, you usually get a scouter. Tells you when she's free. As soon as your score is over 6000 go and knob her.

The end film is poor quality Hentai, still quite amusing.

[sosh]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

96 days???? FFS dAAAmn.. crazy... and she was deffo NOT worth the wait! :no:

i start to admire you now guys.. how da heck can u put up with this shit? LOL ohh dear...:rolleyes:

[Marlin]

Sosh she's not a sim lesbian. Of course it's not the same for you!

[sosh]

LOL

she doesnt know that though.. i was the average guy... so sensitive and all.. :no: remembered all her question.. what a bitch! lol

[Marlin]

Proof once again that fit girls catergorically do not go for sensitive understanding guys. They go for meathead drug dealers who buy them necklaces.

[PAFCSara]

I dont :drool: Touch me :drool:

[sosh]

Originally posted by Marlin
Proof once again that fit girls catergorically do not go for sensitive understanding guys. They go for meathead drug dealers who buy them necklaces.

crap! i dont think thats true... some wannbe´s maybe... :no:

[sosh]

Originally posted by PAFCSara
I dont :drool: Touch me :drool:

are you gay? peazysara.. :laugh: :laugh:

[Marlin]

That's not a very nice thing to accuse anyone of. You should be ashamed of yourself...

;)

[Foxin_Mad]

They need a cheat where you can just take her out and get her pissed :sex: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You could easily do it in a day then! The ending was shit they could at least must up some decent video footage :sex: :laugh: ;)

[sosh]

:clap: lol

yeah, what if youre a drugdealer? lol cant u use it on her? and the pictures u take, when shes in the bed, wearing only underweares? where did they go? LOL

im really disappointed actually.. u sit there waisting more than an hour, for just a text in return???

"you are now sharing bed.. bla bla" thats all? talk about crapgame!
:yawn: :yawn: :yawn:

[Marlin]

You haven't seen the end movie?

I posted a link.

[sosh]

the end? it didnt happened anything?

WHAT?
i missed something? ahhhh sigh.. im GUTTED now

:no:

[FtangFtang]

ok Marlin let the girl have it.

[Marlin]

She'll only turn round and put loads of rolleyes and no smilies on if I do...

[sosh]

Originally posted by Marlin
The upgraded version with the ending is at www.newsgrounds.com

Probably shouldn't have admitted to knowing that.

:mad: no, its not!

GIVE IT TO ME! :chainsaw: lol ;)

[FtangFtang]

Originally posted by Marlin
http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/datingsims.html

In there.

Check out the Bar Fly negotiation game. Quite funny. Fecking good website actually.

Oh, be careful, it tries to spam you to a Hentai site if you don't click cancel.

sosh - Try this for size (as the actress said to the bishop)

[sosh]

ohhh... LOL

maybe that was a bit TO clear! :laugh: :laugh:

ermm.. maybe i should just stick to do girlie stuff from now on... ;)

[Marlin]

Right. He pointed it out.

Not me.