View Full Version : HOW MANY BOTTLES OF SMIRNOFF ICE CAN U DRINK IN 1 NIGHT?
James_F
16th May 2003, 21:42
WELL? ;) WHEN I WUZ OUT ON THE PISS IN IBIZA I DRANK 89 BOTTLES IN 2 HOURS ;) IT WAS SWEEEET ;)
I GOT ME END AWAY WITH 5 BIRDS THAT NITE INNIT
;) IT WAS A PUKKA NITE ;)
Vegas_33139
16th May 2003, 21:56
89 bottles in two hours:confused:
Have you been at it this morning?;)
FtangFtang
16th May 2003, 21:59
I think I'd explode before I'd drunk 89 bottles but I will agree its a weak as p1ss , only palatable when interspersed with large VAT's.
The Truth
16th May 2003, 22:16
I could drink as many as six if they come with a nice slice of lemon in the neck of the bottle.
Infidel
16th May 2003, 22:16
:rolleyes:
James_F
16th May 2003, 22:22
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
MB_BHAFC
16th May 2003, 22:26
I take it that post was a joke.
But they are piss easy to knock back,especially the new black ices.
DaveDmanchater
16th May 2003, 22:44
They're a birds drink. Give me a pint of Nelson anyday
dundee_united
16th May 2003, 22:45
6 bottles and im pished :laugh:
DaveDmanchater
16th May 2003, 22:51
Originally posted by dundee_united
6 bottles and im pished :laugh:
You are the weakest link.:wave:
dundee_united
16th May 2003, 23:03
im only 16 though :laugh:
James_F
16th May 2003, 23:07
I dont even like it...:dunce:
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
JD and coke or a good old pint is what you want.
The Truth
16th May 2003, 23:50
You better not be drinking Kopite. I'll tell your Mam and it'll be no fish fingers for you.
James_F
16th May 2003, 23:52
I'll not hear of anyone drinking under age. Tsk Tsk.
The Truth
16th May 2003, 23:58
He'll be telling us he w@nks next.
James_F
17th May 2003, 00:01
Not if he doesn't want to go blind he won't.
It's all coming out. :cry:
I was drinking from 1pm to 11pm yesterday. Cos i left school. :dance:
The Truth
17th May 2003, 00:05
Originally posted by Kop1te
It's all coming out. :cry:
It's all right mate. Mop it up and no-one will ever know.
Sick. :laugh:
Anyway, learn to spell ALRIGHT.
James_F
17th May 2003, 00:14
Originally posted by Kop1te
It's all coming out. :cry:
Its ok, its supposed to do that.
James_F
17th May 2003, 00:16
I forgot to refresh the page before posting.
The Truth
17th May 2003, 00:19
Originally posted by Kop1te
Sick. :laugh:
Anyway, learn to spell ALRIGHT.
Can be spelt either way.
:cool2:
LF_SW6
17th May 2003, 00:20
Don't touch the stuff, if you're aiming to get bladdered on it, you might as well not bother. Unless you're 14, or haven't eaten in days. :rolleyes:
And the prices of bottled drinks, especially 'alcopops' in clubs, WTF is that all about ?
£4.60 for a Smirnoff Pis$ anyone ??
**** that.
Originally posted by The Truth
Can be spelt either way.
:cool2:
Oh well.
well, i never seen them in sweden? But when i been over (at your place) to see football, i had them! :D deliscious! :drool: i think i had 6 or 7 as most, and then im good to go! ;) lol
(i´ve learned that even if i say no thanks, they still coming.. i think i been standing with 2 or 3 bottles in my arms, still someone´s buying me a new one.. maybe im getting old?)
Samuel Peeps
17th May 2003, 00:33
Originally posted by Kop1te
JD and coke or a good old pint is what you want.
My Fav's
Trev_GFC
17th May 2003, 00:38
Originally posted by London's Finest
And the prices of bottled drinks, especially 'alcopops' in clubs, WTF is that all about ?
£4.60 for a Smirnoff Pis$ anyone ??
**** that.
Yeah but you live in West London:D £2.50 a bottle or short here.
Smirnoff are doing a good deal with smirnoff ices and other bottles at the mo - get a cool gift when you by 5 bottles in one night: Smirnoff MorseCode (http://www.morsecode.co.uk)
LF_SW6
17th May 2003, 00:41
Originally posted by Trev_GFC
Yeah but you live in West London:D £2.50 a bottle or short here.
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Doesn't seem to be just here though, same in Brighton and places like Reading as well.
It's just the club's that bend you over, not the area. I know it's dearer round ere, but still.
£4.40 .. ? Can get a ****in new one for that.
Trev_GFC
17th May 2003, 00:46
Originally posted by London's Finest
It's just the club's that bend you over, not the area. I know it's dearer round ere, but still.
£4.40 .. ? Can get a ****in new one for that.
Yeah, definately the clubs. My brother lives in Putney/Roehampton, and I could be going to Kingston Uni and staying onsite there from September. He says some places charge can charge up to £5 for one pint. He used to work in a pub around there that's now gone bust.
Bluetonic
17th May 2003, 01:24
Originally posted by sosh
i think i had 6 or 7 as most, and then im good to go! ;) lol
i wont even start ;)
Enclosure_Boy
17th May 2003, 02:10
Drank around 25 bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale up in Whitley Bay several years again.
Er, never again!!!
Enclosure_Boy
17th May 2003, 02:11
Regarding prices for drinks, its £3.50 for a pint of Guinness in Denmark and no doubt a pound more in Sweden.
Samuel Peeps
17th May 2003, 02:15
Originally posted by Enclosure_Boy
Regarding prices for drinks, its £3.50 for a pint of Guinness in Denmark and no doubt a pound more in Sweden.
Where i work its 2.20 for a Guiness and 2 quid for a fosters. Blackthorns is quite expensive at 2.60 i thought it was a cheap drink. Thats why pikey's drink it?
StretfordEnd
17th May 2003, 02:47
Originally posted by James_F
WELL? ;) WHEN I WUZ OUT ON THE PISS IN IBIZA I DRANK 89 BOTTLES IN 2 HOURS ;) IT WAS SWEEEET ;)
I GOT ME END AWAY WITH 5 BIRDS THAT NITE INNIT
;) IT WAS A PUKKA NITE ;)
Hmmmmm, 89 bottles eh ?
28.3 litres, 6.25 gallons . . .
With a belly that size I doubt you got your end away with any birds either mate . . .
:no:
think he meant 8 or 9 bottles.. lol give the kid a chance to sober.. ;)
That much would have killed him.
James_F
Some of us still remember that scouse ****, **** was he annoying.
Bluetonic
17th May 2003, 05:57
Originally posted by sosh
:p respect the elderly!
Well Zimmerframes in the post for your next birthday soshy :p
Chazza
17th May 2003, 07:39
You're one SICK BOY dude...
LF_SW6
17th May 2003, 09:42
Originally posted by Enclosure_Boy
Drank around 25 bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale up in Whitley Bay several years again.
Er, never again!!!
And my name's Susan. :salute:
Bluetonic
17th May 2003, 11:06
Originally posted by Chazza Muffin
You're one SICK BOY dude...
Not when ur gurnin to PVD cmon"
Enclosure_Boy
17th May 2003, 14:44
Originally posted by London's Finest
And my name's Susan. :salute:
You calling me a liar Chelsea Boy?
This was a good few years ago mate. But when you go into a Geordie Pub from midday with a bunch of West London pissheads till 5pm, you'd be drinking three pints/bottles in a hour. 3x5=15.
After a meal - followed by a shit, shave, shower and shampoo - Its back out again in the evening for another 10 pints.
Why would I tell porkie pies matey?
These days, times have changed and I'd struggle to manage six or seven!!!
You stick to your Fosters top and come back to me when you become a man aka. lager lout!!! :salute:
Originally posted by Bluetonic
Well Zimmerframes in the post for your next birthday soshy :p
:salute:
great white
17th May 2003, 17:42
I had this many kronies in a three hour spell last night...and the M&M's washed down well...
Enclosure_Boy
17th May 2003, 18:49
Originally posted by great white
I had this many kronies in a three hour spell last night...and the M&M's washed down well...
You surprise me mate, I'd thought you'd be more partial to Meths! :D
great white
17th May 2003, 18:54
Originally posted by Enclosure_Boy
You surprise me mate, I'd thought you'd be more partial to Meths! :D FOXTROT OSCAR :salute:
James_F
17th May 2003, 20:45
Originally posted by Rage
James_F
Some of us still remember that scouse ****, **** was he annoying.
Well done Gav!! :clap:
I need to find some of his posts...
_00_deathscar
17th May 2003, 20:52
Originally posted by great white
I had this many kronies in a three hour spell last night...and the M&M's washed down well...
:laugh: @ M&Ms.
What are those cans doing anyways? Lining up for a battle?
AB2002
17th May 2003, 21:02
Drinking in the Student Union last nite.
12 pints of watered down Carling at £1.50 a time. Nice!
As for smirnoff Ice, tastes OK but doesn't get me pissed enough and I look like a ponce with one.
What dya mean with one. ;)
Bull_306
17th May 2003, 23:54
Originally posted by James_F
WELL? ;) WHEN I WUZ OUT ON THE PISS IN IBIZA I DRANK 89 BOTTLES IN 2 HOURS ;) IT WAS SWEEEET ;)
I GOT ME END AWAY WITH 5 BIRDS THAT NITE INNIT
;) IT WAS A PUKKA NITE ;)
why did you count :rolleyes:
Bluetonic
18th May 2003, 00:47
Originally posted by sosh
:salute:
haha lack of witty comeback i see ;)
LF_SW6
18th May 2003, 03:14
Originally posted by Enclosure_Boy
You calling me a liar Chelsea Boy?
This was a good few years ago mate. But when you go into a Geordie Pub from midday with a bunch of West London pissheads till 5pm, you'd be drinking three pints/bottles in a hour. 3x5=15.
After a meal - followed by a shit, shave, shower and shampoo - Its back out again in the evening for another 10 pints.
Why would I tell porkie pies matey?
These days, times have changed and I'd struggle to manage six or seven!!!
You stick to your Fosters top and come back to me when you become a man aka. lager lout!!! :salute:
The last time I went out with a load of Fulham mates, it was warm milk and bottles all round. You must be an exception G !
Surely after you'd had fifteen bottles of Newcy Brown and then gone back for a rest / kip , shit, shave, shower and shampoo, or whatever, you'd have just fallen asleep on resting ?
Come on, just admit you were necking shandy all night and we'll leave it there. :salute:
Vegas_33139
18th May 2003, 03:33
Originally posted by FlyingPasty
Where i work its 2.20 for a Guiness and 2 quid for a fosters. Blackthorns is quite expensive at 2.60 i thought it was a cheap drink. Thats why pikey's drink it?
Calling me a Pikey mofo?
Vegas_33139
18th May 2003, 03:35
Originally posted by great white
I had this many kronies in a three hour spell last night...and the M&M's washed down well...
Nice......:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
LF_SW6
18th May 2003, 03:46
Originally posted by Dr_Green
Calling me a Pikey mofo?
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. ;)
Vegas_33139
18th May 2003, 03:58
Originally posted by London's Finest
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. ;)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Do ya loike me dags?;)
Bluetonic
18th May 2003, 04:14
Snakebites are evil shit :no:
4737 CARLING, SIR
18th May 2003, 07:05
Originally posted by James_F
WELL? ;) WHEN I WUZ OUT ON THE PISS IN IBIZA I DRANK 89 BOTTLES IN 2 HOURS ;) IT WAS SWEEEET ;)
I GOT ME END AWAY WITH 5 BIRDS THAT NITE INNIT
;) IT WAS A PUKKA NITE ;)
F**KIN LITE WEIGHT LARRY! I DOWNED 92 BOTTLES DID 20 E'S AND 3 GRAMS OF SNIFF AND AM STILL BANG UP FOR IT. BEAT THAT BOYS:) :D ;)
Enclosure_Boy
18th May 2003, 07:14
Originally posted by London's Finest
The last time I went out with a load of Fulham mates, it was warm milk and bottles all round.
So it's been revealed. You frequently visit sperm banks and make regular donations then? :eek:
BARNETFAN1
18th May 2003, 07:22
I had 10 Jd's and 6 bottles of Carling for about 12 quid last Monday.
:drink: :drink:
great white
18th May 2003, 07:50
Originally posted by Bluetonic
Snakebites are evil shit :no: Snakebite and black with a vodka depthcharge....wonderful that one....
LF_SW6
18th May 2003, 08:58
Originally posted by Enclosure_Boy
So it's been revealed. You frequently visit sperm banks and make regular donations then? :eek:
Sperm and milk are two different things. You should know !
Bluetonic
18th May 2003, 12:19
Originally posted by great white
Snakebite and black with a vodka depthcharge....wonderful that one....
No it aint... especially if you add red bull to the equation!
Enclosure_Boy
18th May 2003, 22:03
Originally posted by London's Finest
Sperm and milk are two different things. You should know !
I would, but unlike you mate, I don't swallow! ;)
which one? the milk or the sperm? ;)
Bluetonic
18th May 2003, 22:49
both! :D
ok, but how can he spot the difference then? lol
Bluetonic
18th May 2003, 22:59
ones obviously creamier than the other
depends if its fresh milk.. ohh well, you would know! :D (as youre a man i mean)
TheGreatDane
19th May 2003, 00:13
Originally posted by Bluetonic
both! :D
:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
Good to see you've been practising. :clap:
Bluetonic
19th May 2003, 02:02
Originally posted by TheGreatDane
Good to see you've been practising. :clap:
Only on women ;) :salute:
Seagull
19th May 2003, 06:22
Hmmmmm......too much bullshit in this thread
James_F
19th May 2003, 06:22
Originally posted by 3rd January 1988
F**KIN LITE WEIGHT LARRY! I DOWNED 92 BOTTLES DID 20 E'S AND 3 GRAMS OF SNIFF AND AM STILL BANG UP FOR IT. BEAT THAT BOYS:) :D ;)
:laugh: :laugh: :clap:
Seagull
19th May 2003, 06:29
YER MANC TIT ;)
Enclosure_Boy
19th May 2003, 09:40
I met this rather large woman once whilst clubbing and she took me back to her place for a bit of the other. Once the lights went out we got down to business.
I started to nibble on her nipple and amazingly enough, drew a couple of drops of delicious milk, assuming she had recently given birth.
It was only when the lights went back on that I found out that she actually had a boil the size of a ping pong ball!