Do you know what a pineapple is?

[john_us]

do you?

[Vegas_33139]

:confused:

[Uncle33]

Isn't Florida got lots of them???

[K@mpso]

Ain't it cockney slang for Chapel?

[LF_SW6]

A large fruit, a bit like yourself. :p

[Norfolk Baz]

It certainly hurts when I stick one up me arse.

[Uncle33]

the fruit or your arse?

[Smiffyboy]

He's got a pineapple...
http://www.coraltools.com/~smiffy/Pictures/jasonlee.jpg

[becks_1]

Click (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Pineapple&sa=N&tab=wi) to SEE how the fruit looks :no: :rolleyes:

[john_us]

it's hawaiian (sp?)but maybe also to all of the tropical pacific

it's quite tasty

[Marlin]

Really?

We don't have them over here.

Do you guys get apples?

[Jagielka]

jesus, sanity just dropped a notch.
did you know i have a relative that slipped on a banana skin and broke his leg during the war??

[becks_1]

Does anyone know what grapes is?
Apparently they make wine / alcohol beverages from it!

[Jagielka]

i didnt know that, cheers! wow all the fruits im learing today.
yesterday i heard someone mention a TOMATO! whats one of these? seriously strange.

[Marlin]

Thought they were vegetables.

Or is that cherries?

[john_us]

cherries and tomatos are both fruits.

if it grows on something...it's likely a fruit

[Jagielka]

i thought a cherry was what you lost if a bloke shoved his dick in you?

[Marlin]

Tomatos?

Spot the yank.

Jagielka, that's dignity you're thinking of. Or mayber the ability to walk properly.

[Jagielka]

i think its easier to spot the yank by looking at his location and the large US badge he has adopted, rather than his trans-atlantic dyslexia.

Marlin, why would a lady loose her dignity if she had sex, dont tell me your some sort of god fearing puritan who thinks Pam Rhodes on songs of praise is too raunchy for Sunday night viewling ;)

and if you cant walk properly after sex i suggest you see a doctor, i think you may have CRABS!, must of got it off all those travelling folk ;)

[Marlin]

I've always wondered why women lose their diginity through having sex. Trust me though, every single one has said that to me immediately after the act.

As for the not being able to walk properly, I'm not sure it's crabs.

These things look more like lobsters.

[James_F]

I wonder if thats what Deacon Blue were singing about.

[Marlin]

Whatever You Say Say Lobsters?

[Jagielka]

that was a ship called dignity, not a lobster called dignity, or was it....:confused:

[Marlin]

Dignity is quite a good name for a Lobster, much better than Shirley.

[Jagielka]

what ever happened to Pepsi the lobster? or did she disapear when Lobster-Wham! split up?

come to think of it, wheres George Michael Lobster then?

[Marlin]

It wasn't Lobster-Wham! it was just an Oyster Smack.

George Michael Lobster? Think you mean Jean Michel Jarre.

Fiver says this topic doesn't last the night in it's present state...

[Jagielka]

Oyster smack? thought that were illegalstuff people shoved up there noses.
is that Fiver in English Pounds or Lobster Pounds?

[PrideOfMancunia]

My god you can tell everyone's as bored as f*** can't you?

A month ago we were talking about the title race, now there are threads abouts Ants and Pineapples. . .
:confused: :)

[Jagielka]

..and lobsters, dont forget lobsters.

[James_F]

Lobsters are pretty cool.

[K@mpso]

Bloody dangerous though - any time I see one its always in a tank............... :cool:

[Marlin]

Nah mate, that's not a Lobster, it's a Crayfish.

Gotta watch out for them. They look like Lobsters, but have a tendency to invade oil rich countries. Something to do with claw envy apparently.

[Jagielka]

So Americans are all Crayfish? wow you learn something new everyday!

where do prawns fit into this?

[K@mpso]

We're all prawns in a far bigger game m8.

[Marlin]

Sod off back to your prawn sandwich Kampso.

Americans aren't Crayfish. They're wannabe brits...

[K@mpso]

Prawn open if you don't mind.

Has anyone here tasted Marlin?

[The Truth]

I don't think anyone would be that desperate.

[Marlin]

sosh has. Apparently it's quite salty.

[sosh]

Originally posted by K@mpso
Ain't it cockney slang for Chapel?

:laugh:

"apple and pears..." (stairs)

"me old chinaplate.." ;)

[sosh]

Originally posted by Marlin
sosh has. Apparently it's quite salty.

youre pathetic! you should stop calling your dog sosh... :no:

[K@mpso]

Is that an invite up to your boudoir???? ;)

[sosh]

nah.. me skin and blister lives apple and pears.. ;)

[K@mpso]

Oooooooh!!!!!!

Your skin and blister eh? :drool:

Could I remove her Alan Whickers instead then?

[sosh]

:laugh: Lawd above! you Elizabef'urley man. Leave my skin an' blister alone.. She´s far ter young fer you!, innit.

[crstig]

This is pretty ****ed up right here.

[sosh]

you Rubber GTurtle Dove i' really.. .

[James_F]

There's definately something fishy going on.

[john_us]

Huh?

[James_F]

I keep thinking your name is "Join us"

Its annoying.

[Marlin]

Well, we are the 51st State...

[The Truth]

Stick to your own thread lamer.

[Marlin]

I can't hear you.

[The Truth]

Take his dick out of your ear then.

[Marlin]

Stalker.

[The Truth]

Groupie.

[James_F]

Now, now. Calm down.

http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/sitdown.jpg

[Marlin]

Feck off scouser.

[john_us]

Originally posted by Marlin
Well, we are the 51st State...


eh, you all got yourself a decent govenor to say the least

in the end maybe you all should join us, i think you all are the favorite for statehood since puerto rico decided to not become a state

[Marlin]

As soon as Alabama agree to become a French colony...

[john_us]

We can only hope the french will take them

[Vegas_33139]

Darn rednecks.........


Billy Bob and his brother Billy Bob
:rolleyes: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[john_us]

Those guys ain't from alabama... they look too european and not inbred enough

[Seagull]

When I hold you baby

Feel your heart beat close to me

Wanna stay in your arms forever

ooooooooonnnnnnly love

can set you freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(*trance bit*)

SET YOU FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
set you freeeeeeee
set you freeeeeeee
set you freeeeeeee

WHEN WE TOUCH EACH OTHERERERER

IN A STATE OF ECSTASY

WANT THIS NIGHT TO LAST FOREVERRRRR

ONLY LOVE CAN SET YOU FREE

[john_us]

I think we've set a new low for going offtopic

[dan_tbm]

Originally posted by john_us
Those guys ain't from alabama... they look too european and not inbred enough

They r South African, I think it was in National Geographic once.........I'm not sad...honest... :p

[Vegas_33139]

Originally posted by dan the bolton man
They r South African, I think it was in National Geographic once.........I'm not sad...honest... :p


There's one init:rolleyes: ;)

[TheGreatDane]

Originally posted by James_F
I keep thinking your name is "Join us"

Its annoying.

Drinking contaminated water again I see. :eek: ;)

[James_F]

I still think it says Join us though. Maybe he is trying to lure us into some weird cult.

[K@mpso]

I thought your post saidsome weird cu*t there ;)

Do you eat pineapple on a regular basis anyway? I like it on a cocktail stil with cheese and pickled onion.

[Marlin]

Pineapple and Pickled onion?

You really are Irish aren't you.

Which is better: Coleslaw or marmalade?

[James_F]

Marmalade. But without bits.

[Marlin]

Marmalade without bits is like a bird without tits.

[Vegas_33139]

Originally posted by Marlin
Marmalade without bits is like a bird without tits.

Like nothing to chew on?

[Marlin]

Unsatisfying and flat.

I've always thought that birds with small tits quite simply didn't put in enough effort.

[john_us]

Originally posted by Marlin
Unsatisfying and flat.

I've always thought that birds with small tits quite simply didn't put in enough effort.

:laugh: :laugh:

Genetics According Marlin on stands now!

[K@mpso]

Originally posted by Marlin
Pineapple and Pickled onion?

You really are Irish aren't you.

Which is better: Coleslaw or marmalade?

I'm as British as you are :dunce:

I suppose you've never heard of sweet n sour? Well tasty.

And it depends what you have to accompany your coleslaw and marmalade. Coleslaw on a baked spud and marmalade on toast for instance. Never eaten them together yet.

[James_F]

Agreed about birds, but i just dont like bits in Marmalade. Much like i dont like bits in orange juice.

[Marlin]

Kampso, I'd agree that both have their place, but were you to find yourself stranded on a desert island, with only Kylie for company, which would rather baste her with?

Enquiring minds want to know...

[K@mpso]

I'm sure I could find something "home made" that would do the job. :drool:

[Marlin]

She won't like your mum's rhubarb crumble.

[K@mpso]

The rhubarb is doing very well this year actually, very long and thick stalks. I'm sure she'd have no probs sampling it if it was well coated in sugar.

[Marlin]

Couldn't the sugar coating cause internal scratching? Wouldn't want to break her. Finding a replacement could be tricky.

[K@mpso]

I'm sure the sugar would just dissolve on her tongue....

[Marlin]

Her tongue?

[john_us]

cherries or blueberries?

[Marlin]

Cherries.






As young as possible.

[john_us]

touche

[Marlin]

Best meat?

[john_us]

filet mignon

[Marlin]

with sauce bearnaise?

As long as it's not a little dungy.

Another thing it's impossible to get over here is good ribs. The ribs I had in the deep south are some of the best meals I've ever eaten.

[Vegas_33139]

If it was in the deep south, it wasn't ribs. Well it was but they were probably human ribs, someone's sister/brother. You know how it is down there:p


Some Hillbilly medical terms


Benign ................ What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria ............... Back door to cafeteria.

Barium ................. What you do with dead folks.

Cesarean Section ....... A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan ................ Searching for the cat.

Cauterize .......... Made eye contact with her.

Colic ............... A sheep dog.

Coma ............... A punctuation mark.

D&C ................ Where Washington is.

Dilate ............. To live longer than your kids do.

Enema ............. Not a friend.

Fester ............ Quicker than someone else.

Fibula ............ A small lie.

G.I.Series ......... World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail ........... What you hang your coat on.

Impotent ........... Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain .......... Getting hurt at work.

Morbid .............. A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates ............ Cheaper than day rates.

Medical Staff ....... A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.

Node .................... I knew it.

Outpatient .............. A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear ................ A fatherhood test.

Pelvis ................... Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative ........... A letter carrier.

Recovery Room .... Place to do upholstery.

Secretion ....... Hiding something.

Tablet .......... A small table to change babies on.

Seizure .......... Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.

Terminal Illness .... Getting sick at the train station.

Tumor ............... More than one.

Urine ............... Opposite of mine.

Varicose ............ Near by.

Hospital ............ The biggest building in town, other than Ed's feed warehouse.

[Marlin]

Of course they were human ribs. What did you think i meant?

The Greenster's gone weird...

[john_us]

One of the ribs master, Tony Roma, passed away recently. It was a sad day for many.


Duck and orange sauce is pretty tasty also

[Marlin]

Don't even try and blag that one as an American classic!

;)

[john_us]

its not

its mandarin i think, or cantonese.

didn't know we were talkin only of american meat, i thought we were talking about meat in general.

what you think I go around stealin other cultures food>?

[Marlin]

Yes. I insist you give them all back and revert to Red Beans and Rice, biscuits and McD's!

[john_us]

Originally posted by Marlin
Yes. I insist you give them all back and revert to Red Beans and Rice, biscuits and McD's!

Mmmm biscuits...


Do you drink tea at tea time?

[Vegas_33139]

Originally posted by john_us
Mmmm biscuits...


Do you drink tea at tea time?

Now there's a thing, tea!! I don't know many people that do now John. See. there's another yankee influence, darn coffee. I actually used to like tea as it happens

[john_us]

Originally posted by Dr_Green
Now there's a thing, tea!! I don't know many people that do now John. See. there's another yankee influence, darn coffee. I actually used to like tea as it happens

I disdain tea unless it has lots of sugar and lost of lemon, and is called iced tea.

Coffee is just another thing in the long list of things you all owe us for I figure :D :wave:

[dreamdecks]

this pineapple ate my brother.

http://www.crummy.com/pix/old/pineapple.jpg

[john_us]

well your brother is obviously provoking the pineapple

[K@mpso]

:laugh: @ Dr Green and his Deep South Thesaurus

:clap: :clap:

[K@mpso]

Did you know that Christopher Columbus was the first European to encounter what is "A Truly American Fruit"???

[Marlin]

He bumped into Liberace while he was over there then?

[john_us]

i did not know

[James_F]

Look, we're not joining you. Alright?

[john_us]

oh well, cant say I didnt try

what am I supposed to be recruiting for?

[Vegas_33139]

Don't worry y'all. We'll be the 51st state before too long if presi.........err priminister Blair has hiw way. Has Blair and Bush got a gay thing going on:confused: ;)

One fooooked off Doc:mad:

[john_us]

now now, it's Governor Blair