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K@mpso
30th June 2003, 16:28
At 7.30 this morning in the vicinity of the patio area at the back of our home, I thought that it was safe to allow a 10 second machine gun volley to escape from the cheeks.
Just about to evacuate the area full of satisfaction, I smelt cigarette smoke wafting over the adjacent fence and quickly scarpered inside.
From a safe vantage point I was indeed able to confirm the next door neighbour's girlfriend having a puff on the other side. Hopefully my fumes were not as bad as hers......
:o
Mindtrust
30th June 2003, 17:45
LMAO :D
LF_SW6
30th June 2003, 18:25
:laugh: :laugh:
Just blame it on the Mrs.
Samuel Peeps
30th June 2003, 18:26
hahaha did u here any choking when u had gone in? :D
Norfolk Baz
30th June 2003, 19:00
You have patios in N Ireland????
K@mpso
30th June 2003, 20:24
Hell yes, even got indoor bogs too! You have electricity in Norfolk? ;)
QPRW12
1st July 2003, 05:33
haha i was walking around my college once during lesson times( us dons can do that) and i was in the corridoor and i let a clappa go and heard a heard a class full of kids cracking up, looked over my shoulder and through the door i could see everyone of the feckers and the fecking teacher looking at me laughing. i did a little kertsy and walked on
Norfolk Baz
1st July 2003, 23:05
Originally posted by K@mpso
Hell yes, even got indoor bogs too! You have electricity in Norfolk? ;)
Nah - the Mrs works the pedal-powered generator while I'm on the computer. OK luv, I'll stop now, yopu're going a bit blue in theface. Bye for now.
:eek: :eek:
K@mpso
1st July 2003, 23:12
Slightly back onto the original subject, I thought you would have had sufficient wind power in that neck of the woods??? :fart:
Norfolk Baz
1st July 2003, 23:53
Originally posted by K@mpso
Slightly back onto the original subject, I thought you would have had sufficient wind power in that neck of the woods??? :fart:
Now there's an idea - fartpower. two curries, plate of boiled cabbage, 6 pints of lager; plug arse in to generator and off we go. Should be enough to power the TV for an evening. If power runs down , can always plug the dog into system as backup. He makes farting into an art form.
:laugh: :laugh:
great white
2nd July 2003, 09:13
Originally posted by Norfolk Baz
can always plug the dog into system as backup. He makes farting into an art form. He be your Pedigree Chum then..??
K@mpso
2nd July 2003, 16:15
I think the old mutt just takes the wrap for Norfolk Baz baz.............. ;)
Baz baz????? :confused:
Originally posted by K@mpso
At 7.30 this morning in the vicinity of the patio area at the back of our home, I thought that it was safe to allow a 10 second machine gun volley to escape from the cheeks.
Just about to evacuate the area full of satisfaction, I smelt cigarette smoke wafting over the adjacent fence and quickly scarpered inside.
From a safe vantage point I was indeed able to confirm the next door neighbour's girlfriend having a puff on the other side. Hopefully my fumes were not as bad as hers......
:o
I have :cry: in my eyes! :laugh:
Norfolk Baz
3rd July 2003, 00:09
Originally posted by K@mpso
I think the old mutt just takes the wrap for Norfolk Baz baz.............. ;)
Baz baz????? :confused:
Developed a stutter now have you???
:laugh: