Lights On Or Off?

[K@mpso]

On what occasions is it best to have the lights turned off and when is it most definitely better to have them on?

To start with, how about watching footy on the box? Then take it from there............

[James_F]

Lights off - If you take a minger home....

[FtangFtang]

Off - at Christmastime so the tree looks pretty.

[Flyso]

Off during the day when you allow natural sunlight into your life......:p

On at night for about 1 minute and 42 seconds, before you fart and roll over to sleep.....;)

PS - in the case of the latter, make sure it's the main ceiling light and not a bedside table lamp as you will then give any passers-by in the street below an entetaining "shadow play" on your window blinds.....believe me, I know....:( :no:

[Joe]

Originally posted by Flyso
Off during the day when you allow natural sunlight into your life...

:confused: :confused:

[James_F]

:laugh: :clap:

[Norfolk Baz]

Off to save money

[TheGreatDane]

Originally posted by James_F
Lights off - If you take a minger home....

:clap: :clap:

[john_us]

Lights dim is the best for the two best things in the world

For sex, its the best combo of lights off and on

For tv, it helps reduce eyestrain and makes colors more vibrant

[oapdodge]

If you are videoing or taking pictures you need good and correct lighting to get the desired effect.

[LF_SW6]

Lights off during : football on the box, shaggin and sleepin.

On when : eating, reading and working.

:confused:

Trust you to think up a thread about lights K@mpso. :dunce:

[TheGreatDane]

Originally posted by oapdodge
If you are videoing or taking pictures you need good and correct lighting to get the desired effect.

I'm assuming this applies to when you're shagging a gal. :)

[Shauny]

Originally posted by TheGreatDane
I'm assuming this applies to when you're shagging a gal. :)


yeah dont u hold back m8.:laugh:

[mattledud]

lights ON during sex, you have to be able to see what (or who) you are doing. lights off for going to sleep.

[great white]

Lights on when it's dark

Lights off when it's light

If fridge light blows I'm knackered

[mickgrant]

When I'm eating or copualting I like the lights on. I like to see what I'm doing as I have a problem finding things. Me missus likes the lights off.

Lights off if you're watching a good film.
If I'm watching footie doesn't matter much to me really.

I agree with GW though. Don't you hate when the fridge light blows?

[K@mpso]

Originally posted by Cotteeboy
Off - at Christmastime so the tree looks pretty.


Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!


Preferably off when youare about to change a light bulb........ :eek:

[CAFC Matt]

Off at night
On during day
Any other time whatever is best

[CAFC Matt]

oops should be other way round :laugh:

[Norfolk Baz]

Originally posted by mattledud
lights ON during sex, you have to be able to see what (or who) you are doing. lights off for going to sleep.

Whaaat! Can't you manage it by feel???:laugh: :laugh:

[mattledud]

yes but when you have a beautiful woman in bed with you, its always best to be able to see her. it all becomes a bit tedious with the lights off. doesn't have to be bright either, put the dimmers down, and let the magic happen!

[LF_SW6]

What if the woman's a one-nighter root and not necessarily beautiful, you can't exactly put a bag over her button.

[CAFC Matt]

Originally posted by Norfolk Baz
Whaaat! Can't you manage it by feel???:laugh: :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[James_F]

See my above post.

[mickgrant]

Does anyone have dimmer lights in their bedroom?

We only have dimmer lights in our front room.

[mattledud]

yes i do. :D

anyway, i don't get mingers, the only girl i have ever been with is my current girlfriend of 2 and a half years. and she is beautiful.

[Jagielka]

prove it ;)

[mattledud]

i would but it would mean scanning in a photo and i don't have the sklightest clue how to attatch an image. i suppose you will just have to trust my judgement on this one!!!

[Jagielka]

click post reply, scroll down till you find attach and image, find the scanned photo in your hard drive and post it.

simple ;)

[mattledud]

ok, it might take a while because i have to find

a) a photo
b) my scanner

[mattledud]

this is a practice run

[Jagielka]

thats a funny lookin bird, looks suspiciously like a football ground to me ;)

if you need help finding her picture its probably by the box of tissues near your jazz mags at the side of your bed ;)

[LF_SW6]

:laugh:

[FtangFtang]

That football ground picture takes on some strange connotations in this sense.

[Vegas_33139]

Originally posted by mickgrant
Does anyone have dimmer lights in their bedroom?

We only have dimmer lights in our front room.

Try a fooking 100-watt bulb then;):p

[great white]

Feck me that stadia pic looks like summit outta close encounters.....tell me that Richard Dreyfus is not the new warm up man.....

I almost 'ad him aswell in 74......

[Escafeld]

Originally posted by mattledud
lights ON during sex, you have to be able to see what (or who) you are doing.
Absolutely. Always a bonus to watch ya cock going in.

[Jagielka]

thanks for that charming image escafeld ;)

come on mattledud you friggin pikey, get this pic loaded up, cant be difficult can it. or WAS that picture your bird? i supposed there's a likeness, i mean both have had 30,000 men in them ;)

[mattledud]

i still can't find my freakin scanner. my dad must have hidden it somewhere. i am stiil just practising this attaching images thing. this is not my bird...

[Jagielka]

you seem to have an unhealthy interest in stadia mattledud... ;)

[mattledud]

no, just the City of Manchester Stadium! ;)

anyway Jags, i managed to find the scanner (hidden by my dad under my own freakin bed!), so i have a picture ready and waitng, just give me the word...

[Saltergate_guy]

word

[mattledud]

sorry mate but i need official authorisation from Jagielka to proceed. and would you believe it, the only time in 2 months where he isn't here is the time we most need his help. ;)

[Jagielka]

i give you the word mattledud!! please post the picture of your bird :D

[mattledud]

here goes...

this picture doesn't really do her justice but it was the only one without my ugly mug in. :D

[mattledud]

blimey... didn't expect it to be that big!!!!!!!!!

[ourkid]

Originally posted by K@mpso
On what occasions is it best to have the lights turned off and when is it most definitely better to have them on?

To start with, how about watching footy on the box? Then take it from there............

How about when theres a nice big lights display like we had last night outside, lights off, TV down, curtains open... love lightning!

[great white]

Originally posted by mattledud
blimey... didn't expect it to be that big!!!!!!!!! Speech aswell....'kin hell I love the internet

[Jagielka]

whatever floats your boat mattledud, but i will warn you, if she wont take it up the shitter she aint worth the hassle ;)

[mattledud]

not impressed then i take it?!

i told you, i am not a fan of back door antics, and if she were that much into it, that is when she wouldn't be worth the hassle.

[Jagielka]

ohh yeah, but i was expecting by your youthful exuberant accounts someone like this ;)

http://members.fortunecity.com/oops127/avril_lavigne042.jpg

have you got any other pics? cos if that dosent do her any justice then im sure everyone here wants to see one in her prime ;)

*im only messin, she is a cracker (albeit with sexual dignity) :(

[mattledud]

nah, i've only got a shitty passport style photo, which is even worse. i'll get a nice one of her when she gets back from Holiday. ;)

[Jagielka]

do i sense a dirty mac polaroid??

[mattledud]

well, i wouldn't want to publish her during one of our 'intimate moments' - you can get your jollies elsewhere.

no. it will be much more tasteful than that.

[K@mpso]

I'm surprised you have been so patient up to now mattledud!

Yes ourkid, that lightning display the other night was pretty awesome - best I have ever seen in our wee country!!!

Dimmer switches are ok I spose but candles are better! ;)

[Norfolk Baz]

Originally posted by mickgrant
Does anyone have dimmer lights in their bedroom?

We only have dimmer lights in our front room.

You can get dimmer touch bedside lamps - 3 levels of brightness.

[Norfolk Baz]

Originally posted by Jagielka
ohh yeah, but i was expecting by your youthful exuberant accounts someone like this ;)

http://members.fortunecity.com/oops127/avril_lavigne042.jpg

have you got any other pics? cos if that dosent do her any justice then im sure everyone here wants to see one in her prime ;)

*im only messin, she is a cracker (albeit with sexual dignity) :(

Pity she's had her left arm amputated.