Tissues or Handkerchief?

[K@mpso]

What do you use to clean yer nose when the need arises?

A tissue which can be quickly disposed of or a hanky that will need to be put back in yer pocket covered in bogey and then put through the wash if lucky enough?

Or do you go with a third option and use yer index finger??? :salute: Or middle finger even!

[Daz]

There's a 4th option, the old push one nostril in and blow the snot out through the other, patented by Brian McClair I believe. I tend to use that on a football pitch myself but sometimes they can be stringy and you end up having to wipe the remnants on your shirt/socks.

[BARNETFAN1]

Tissue or option 3. :D

[slimref]

tissues failing that i wipe my knob on the curtains...

[TA#6]

5th option,

blow nose into empty hand and pat someone on the back.

[SnoopDogg]

Originally posted by slimref
tissues failing that i wipe my knob on the curtains...
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I think the original question was for your nose. not your knob :rolleyes:

[ourkid]

Originally posted by SnoopDogg
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I think the original question was for your nose. not your knob :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: If you know kampso well enough, you'll know slimref was exactly right :rolleyes:

[K@mpso]

No, he was not correct. It was a strictly bogey related enquiry until the slim ones corrupt mind intervened. :no:

He even sent me an e-mail with a pic of a big burger in it recently.............

[Horsey]

Originally posted by K@mpso
He even sent me an e-mail with a pic of a big burger in it recently.............

Me too...the disturbed git

[K@mpso]

Aye Horsey, but had he taken a bite out of it at that stage or not? ;)