I had a dream last night........

[Swansea Til I die]

.... and it was weird as ****. this is completely true and im not making it up at all. ok here goes

The queen mother was on 1 of her meet and greet exercises, when she slipped on a fake dildo (yes!!! a dildo) :confused:, fell down some stairs and broke her neck

Now, wot the hell made me dream that?

[swinton miller]

easy
YOUR BL**DY NUTS !!!

[4737 CARLING, SIR]

i ain't sure. maybe you want to shag the queen mum!

[swinton miller]

a fake dildo :confused:

mmmmmmmm:confused:

[Swansea Til I die]

yeah it was like the 1 Saddam hussain uses in south park :confused:


Anyone know a good doctor? :(

[Geordie_Wilky]

I had a dream the other day i was passin the Stad de Shíte and seen Monkey Heed and Phillips so i ran them over an killed em!!:D Then I woke up and was extremely disapointed!:(

[Gaffa]

I had a dream the other night where west ham and scarborough were good teams and i had a life.

[Infidel]

Originally posted by Swansea Til I die
.... and it was weird as ****. this is completely true and im not making it up at all. ok here goes

The queen mother was on 1 of her meet and greet exercises, when she slipped on a fake dildo (yes!!! a dildo) :confused:, fell down some stairs and broke her neck

Now, wot the hell made me dream that?

It's quite simple really.

Freud argued that all dreams are a form of "wish fulfilment", and as such this dream demonstrates that fact in several ways, and operates on two levels.

On a literal, superficial level the dream represents your Republican views. The Queen mother is a symbol of the old Victorian attitude to towards the monarchy. An attitude of respect, love and deferemce. The fact that she is injured (potentially fatally) in your dream is a representation of your dislike, perhaps even hatred of this outlook.

However, the dream also offers several clues towards other, deeper elements of your psyche.

The fact that the Queen mother slips on a dildo, and not a banana skin, for example, is very significant; and proves that there is a sexual element to your dream.

The dildo is usually associated with sexual acts during which a man is not present, be it masturbation or a lesbian encounter. The fact that such a strongly symbolic object plays a significant role in your dream suggests that you are uneasy, or perhaps even frustrated with the constraints of manhood and your role as a male. In short it hints at powerful homoerotic undercurrents in your subconscious. It should also be noted that a female rather than a male is injured in you dream further re-inforcing my previous point.

Finally, the steps are a symbol of progression and change, that the Queen Mother falls down them, rather than descending voluntarily could be interpreted as a omen of change and upheaval approaching in your future with regards to your sexual orientation.

[LondonJack]

:laugh:

[Seagull]

:laugh:

[Swansea Til I die]

:laugh: Wish i hadnt said anything now

[Flyso]

I'm outta here........:wave:

[Geordie_Wilky]

Originally posted by Geordie_Wilky
I had a dream the other day i was passin the Stad de Shíte and seen Monkey Heed and Phillips so i ran them over an killed em!!:D Then I woke up and was extremely disapointed!:(


OK infidel now do mine!:D

[Me2001]

They say you dream things you were thinking about during the day which means you think about dildo's!! Yuk!

[super white]

Originally posted by Me2001
They say you dream things you were thinking about during the day which means you think about dildo's!! Yuk!

and may i ask quite wots wrong with dildos?

[Geordie_Wilky]

Originally posted by super white


and may i ask quite wots wrong with dildos?


I think i speak for us all here when i say "wooohoooo":bounce:

[Swansea Til I die]

:laugh: if u could be so kimd as 2 get inm touich with me then im sure we can arrange tiem and date:coolpimp: ;)

[Tru Blu]

I had a dream that I was looking at teletext and it said (on ITV page 412, btw) that Kevin Phillips had signed for Everton for £5million.


Dont ask me why!

But if it comes true :eek: - you know where you heard it first! ;)

[Swansea Til I die]

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