Coloured toilet paper

[TLC]

OMG .... couldn't stop laughing when I read this

http://www.uktvfood.co.uk/Index.cfm?uktvFoodPreview=Chat.Topic&TopicID=9537

[great white]

You pissed ya'self didn't ya?....Time to get a roll of Meadow Green out to clean up I think..:)

[wrecker]

:laugh: I'm not going to ask where you got that image from......

[TLC]

Good grief Baz ... that's revolting ....

[great white]

Originally posted by TLC
Good grief Baz ... that's revolting .... Yeah I know and I've only been awake an hour or so.....tis gonna be a long day....:)
Originally posted by wrecker
:laugh: I'm not going to ask where you got that image from......Well the addy that's on the pic might give you some ideas mate....how did I stumble across it you ask?....blame Bluetonic for that he sent me the link on MSN.... :laugh:

[ecfc girl]

Apparently orange paper is the worst as it contains all sorts of colourings that are harmful.
BTW talc used down there is really harmful too. One of the main constituents of talc ie zinc has been found to be linked with ovarian cancer.

[Athers]

We have white andrex with little puppies designed into it :laugh:

[TLC]

Last time I bought the one with puppies on the perferations weren't any good ... kept ripping the sheets trying to tear it apart .... p'd me off no end :no:

[great white]

The boss tried this new lubricated toilet paper a while back....some anti bacterial crap or something......YOU cannot mix liquid with semi liquid....hence the utilisation of recycled unbleached whitish grey paper is now on hand and the wipes are reserved for madames exclusive use...

[The Game]

Bring back tracing paper :cool2:

[john_us]

i just use the brown paper towels

[mickgrant]

Cheers for that Gail. I bought some orange Andrex the other day and let's just say, wish I hadn't... :)

At school, we had to use that tracing paper stuff, as Game mentioned, so no toilet paper can really be that bad...

[StretfordEnd]

This stuff Mick ? (http://www.ciao.co.uk/Izal_Toilet_Paper__Review_5379563)

[mickgrant]

Not sure if that was the stuff but it looked like greaseproof paper and felt like it an' all..

[StretfordEnd]

A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

”What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper in the ladies room”

[James_F]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: bravo

[TLC]

:laugh:

Excellent ... I must remember that one :)

[K@mpso]

Have you still got a supplier then Stret for Izal??? :laugh: