Insomnia-core

[MFCMark~]

Gogogpgolgpelpgeppooo.

[Brianlfc]

Agent Brian signing out :bye

[MFCMark~]

I actually cannot be bothered to get off the sofa and go to bed. I think I may just sleep here.

[MFCMark~]

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969....

WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA

['Uddersfield]

I haven't been to bed yet. And I'm still drunk.

Therefore I'm allowed O.O.H so **** you.

[Digital Twisted]

3-5 you *****!

[SeanoftheDead]

I'm tired.

[jonesch]

BED TIME FOR JONESCH

[MFCMark~]

Poo.

['Uddersfield]

3-5 you *****!

Hey, I explained my posting and I stand by it :(

Why is FF so slow as soon as it turns 3am?!

[SeanoftheDead]

And it's goodnight from me.......

[Digital Twisted]

Hey, I explained my posting and I stand by it :(

Why is FF so slow as soon as it turns 3am?!

That word was cun ts I was referring to all those above.

[Kelly_Owls]

:angryfire

Why can't I sleep it's so silly.

[MFCMark~]

Oh Kelly, we really will have to teach you how to be Insomnia Core :no:

[Kelly_Owls]

ARGH i'm always tired and/asleep but tonight it's not happening! :(

[Scott_AFCB]

Hello people. Up the Cherries. :).

Not been on here for Months :).

[Eddie SCFC]

3AM DUDES! :)

[Scott_AFCB]

2.37??

[Eddie SCFC]

I've decided, as I created Insomnia-core, that one has to post between the hours of 3 and 5am. So yes you all qualify!

:wave:

[Scott_AFCB]

Ah hairy balls :(.

See you in 22 mins ;).


This post doesn't exist btw due to rules...

[MFCMark~]

OUT.

[Astoundingfooty]

O HI THAR

[Scott_AFCB]

Only 17 minutes until I can post in this thread. Can't wait :)

[Eddie SCFC]

Open the gates!

['Uddersfield]

You all smoke the cock of life, really, really badly.

TM dan_19.

orlyyarlysrsly

[MFCMark~]

WILLIES

[MFCMark~]

Pfft, I'm 16th most core. That's no good.

['Uddersfield]

I'm 2nd ;)

[Cescy Football]

Im first, by a distance.

[Cescy Football]

Im first, by a distance.

[Cescy Football]

Im first, by a distance.

['Uddersfield]

Posting it three times doesn't make it true.

[Astoundingfooty]

O HI THAR

I'm out, bye.

[MFCMark~]

Posting three times = A ploy to make us believe that it is true.

[Cescy Football]

Everyone knows it anyway so my post(s) were a mere reminder.

['Uddersfield]

Everyone knows it anyway so my post(s) were a mere reminder.

I think you're a liar. :Banana:

[MFCMark~]

You've been found Cescy, and I'm sorry, Insomnia Core Ltd has no other choice but to remove you from the thread. Please exit via the nearest door. Thank you for your time in Insomnia Core.

['Uddersfield]

Ya, rly.

I'm going to bed. Scum.

Night. x

[Cescy Football]

Obvious racism.

Ok, that's fine. I don't mingle with the 'softcorers' anyway, you lot aren't in my league. nITE xxx

[MFCMark~]

Night baby girl x

[MFCMark~]

Obvious racism.

Ok, that's fine. I don't mingle with the 'softcorers' anyway, you lot aren't in my league.

Oh realllllllly?

:hmmm

[MFCMark~]

Kelly was here earlier, where is she now :cry:

[Astoundingfooty]

With me.

I'm going to bed.

Bye, e-lovers.


xxx xxx xxx xxx

:love:

[MFCMark~]

Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm off too then.

Not to your bed.... Well, maybe to your bed.

Night night.

[Digital Twisted]

Im first, by a distance.

You will never take my throne. Be gone with you.

This OOH post was brought to you by the Cescy is a mid table tramp party.

[Digital Twisted]

Core King is in tha' house!

[Cardiff_Wandere]

its not that late already is it?

[Digital Twisted]

Indeed it is.

[Cescy Football]

You will never take my throne. Be gone with you.

This OOH post was brought to you by the Cescy is a mid table tramp party.

http://209.85.62.25/6351/51/emo/sleep.gif

Go to bed little boy. You don't even have a status, more like a trailist.

Sleep tight. :therethere

[Cardiff_Wandere]

is it strange i thought it no later than midnight

[Cescy Football]

Unless you're deliberately zoned out, then yes.

[Cardiff_Wandere]

oh well, could be worse

[Digital Twisted]

http://209.85.62.25/6351/51/emo/sleep.gif

Go to bed little boy. You don't even have a status, more like a trailist.

Sleep tight. :therethere

I think you must be sniffing glue again there little man, as it is YOU with no status, and I'm number 1 around here AND have status.

Sucks to be you. :therethere

[Cescy Football]

Yes, you are the number one loser around here, I won't get in your way. :rolleyes

It's all....part of the plan. :therethere

[Cardiff_Wandere]

are you girls fighting again?

[Cescy Football]

DT is going through his menstrual cycle, we have to be ever so careful around him/her.

[Digital Twisted]

are you girls fighting again?

No Cescy is just upset as she broke a nail earlier, and her boyfriend said she looked fat in her new dress. Best to keep quiet about it mate, she might have a hissy fit and start making ludicrous claims about us and her made up status.....oh wait.

[Cardiff_Wandere]

i've said so many times, women always bloody moan

[Cescy Football]

i've said so many times, women always bloody moan

It's in Digital Tartbunny's nature. Can't say I'm surprised.

[Digital Twisted]

i've said so many times, women always bloody moan

Never mind her Cardiff, she will settle down when her boyfriend's giving it to her up the arse the night.

Cesc tell yer mum I'll be late the night, there's a good lass.

[Cescy Football]

The Night? :laugh: :laugh:

Since when did ya become a Geordie you Edinburghian knob jockey.

[Cardiff_Wandere]

i assume you'l go shopping together and make up

[Cescy Football]

She can buy her own handbag.

[Digital Twisted]

The Night? :laugh: :laugh:

Since when did ya become a Geordie you Edinburghian knob jockey.

Never been to Newcastle, that's how we speak and always have, you might know that if you weren't so ignorant. Away and suck yer boyfriend's cock, there's a good little slut.

She can buy her own handbag.

I'll just put my stuff in yours, you can carry it around wench.

[Cardiff_Wandere]

this one may have to be sorted out on ppv mudwrestling

[Digital Twisted]

I prefer Jelly.

[Cescy Football]

Never been to Newcastle, that's how we speak and always have, you might know that if you weren't so ignorant. Away and suck yer boyfriend's cock, there's a good little slut.

Yea, course you have. :thumb

Oh, and I've done my boyfriend already, absolutely knackered.

http://209.85.62.25/6351/51/emo/sleep.gif

[Digital Twisted]

Yea, course you have. :thumb

Oh, and I've done my boyfriend already, absolutely knackered.

http://209.85.62.25/6351/51/emo/sleep.gif

Good for you, I love how your trying to play the sarcastic card as if you actually have any clue as to how people from Edinburgh speak. Good job on that idiocy. :smokin:

[Crespo2006]

Hm late night arguments I like, also the mention of cock sucking.

*Eats popcorn*

[Cescy Football]

Good for you, I love how your trying to play the sarcastic card as if you actually have any clue as to how people from Edinburgh speak. Good job on that idiocy. :smokin:

Me?! Sarcastic?! :eeek

Never!

Gosh I'm knackered. http://209.85.62.25/6351/51/emo/sleep.gif

[Cescy Football]

also the mention of cock sucking.

In DT's case yes.

[Cardiff_Wandere]

KY sells better than Rowntrees.

you may be tired as it is 5 am give or take

[Crespo2006]

KY sells better than Rowntrees.

you may be tired as it is 5 am give or take

Ohhhhh facts as well, this is what you call early morning forum chat.

I demand a response from DT.

[Cescy Football]

I'll have the last say in this matter.

I would like to apologise to that girl over there for hurting her feelings, I know all Edinburghian's speak the way they speak and it wasn't my intention to make her run away and start crying. I'll send some flowers and chocolate when I have time. TYAGN.

http://209.85.62.25/6351/51/emo/sleep.gif xx 5AM CLOSED.

[Digital Twisted]

I'll decide wee man.

[Crespo2006]

Nice well I'll be on until 6, anybody else still alive?

Cescy are you like Male or Female? I saw a couple of threads and got majorly confused haha. Maybe it's the time.

[Digital Twisted]

Cescy are you like Male or Female? I saw a couple of threads and got majorly confused haha. Maybe it's the time.

:laugh:

Greatest post ever.

[Crespo2006]

Great so I get called a stalker by Chelsea Blue and now Cescy is going to have a go.

Fan-fuc*ing-tastic.

[Digital Twisted]

Me and Cescy are only messing, his bark is worse than his bite.

[Crespo2006]

Me and Cescy are only messing, his bark is worse than his bite.

Regardless of that I was called a stalker of a 17 year old guy. I mean so what I rigged CCTV around his house it was for educational purposes.

:whistle

So what's everyone doing? I mean DT have you slept yet haha

[Digital Twisted]

No, I wouldn't be Insomnia Core if I had been. I'll go to bed around 6 ish.

[Crespo2006]

No, I wouldn't be Insomnia Core if I had been. I'll go to bed around 6 ish.

I never realised this thread existed until 20 minutes ago, haha my observational skills have obviously gone down.

Reading up on the release date of WAR and subscriptions fees atm, trying to decide whether my life is worth wasting after coming off WoW recently. I just hope it to be as good as WoW, despite the fact there will obviously be at least a few glitches and balancing issues to expect on release.

Now I'm ranting in the Insomnia-Core, love it :clap:

Note: Is there a WAR thread? I mean you know these parts more than I.

[Cescy Football]

Nice well I'll be on until 6, anybody else still alive?

Cescy are you like Male or Female? I saw a couple of threads and got majorly confused haha. Maybe it's the time.

Female. http://209.85.62.25/6351/51/emo/sleep.gif

And what threads are you referring to?

I'm insulted.

[Crespo2006]

Female. http://209.85.62.25/6351/51/emo/sleep.gif

And what threads are you referring to?

I'm insulted.

I'll pick them out for you tomorrow don't worry. Just a lot of random posts off the "Pictures including yourself" (you know what I mean) regarding you I guess lol and not bothering to post stuff or pics when ya in high demand.

It's fair play anyway I was just curious. You're not my type so I'll just keep stalking CB.

[Digital Twisted]

I never realised this thread existed until 20 minutes ago, haha my observational skills have obviously gone down.

Reading up on the release date of WAR and subscriptions fees atm, trying to decide whether my life is worth wasting after coming off WoW recently. I just hope it to be as good as WoW, despite the fact there will obviously be at least a few glitches and balancing issues to expect on release.

Now I'm ranting in the Insomnia-Core, love it :clap:

Note: Is there a WAR thread? I mean you know these parts more than I.

WAR?

[Crespo2006]

WAR?

WARhammer online, maybe I made up the nickname WAR, -shrug-

[Cescy Football]

I'll pick them out for you tomorrow don't worry. Just a lot of random posts off the "Pictures including yourself" (you know what I mean) regarding you I guess lol and not bothering to post stuff or pics when ya in high demand.

It's fair play anyway I was just curious. You're not my type so I'll just keep stalking CB.

I'm male and I think you have me mixed up with somebody else. I don't post pics of myself on a public internet forum where everybody can view it. If you want to see me add me on myspace or facebook. Go on, im worth viewing at least once.

[Crespo2006]

I'm male and I think you have me mixed up with somebody else. I don't post pics of myself on a public internet forum where everybody can view it. If you want to see me add me on myspace or facebook. Go on, im worth viewing at least once.

I cba to go through Facebook or Myspace looking for you haha.

No offence I'm sure you're worth the time and all. ;)

At least once eh, sounds promising.

[Digital Twisted]

No, no thread for WAR as far as I'm aware.

[Crespo2006]

No, no thread for WAR as far as I'm aware.

If it was a gaming forum in general I'd dedicate some of my time to draft up some information on it.

Update: Meh I'll do it anyway.

I doubt it'd be appreciated though here but thanks for the heads up. :thumb

Geeky MMO fan I iz. :p

[Digital Twisted]

It will be appreciated in the gaming section, we take our gaming serious over there.

[Crespo2006]

It will be appreciated in the gaming section, we take our gaming serious over there.

Wow you're still awake nice, some good stuff you put in the gaming section this morning, please try not to judge what I just added. It will be vastly improved when I'm more awake :)

It's just something to do I guess.

['Uddersfield]

hibye

[MFCMark~]

Do be do.

[MFCMark~]

I'm just posting again so I can go above Scotty Walds in the posting stakes.

I feel like I've achieved something great in my life now.

[Cescy Football]

O.O.H!!!

I am.

[Digital Twisted]

Yes, you were.

[Cescy Football]

I'm allowed to though so no problems.

['Uddersfield]

orlyyarlysrslym8

['Uddersfield]

Badgers badgers badgers

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

[Cescy Football]

Arghhh this website is so friggin slow!!

Evening Udders, hater. :wave:

[jonesch]

Im going ****ing bed me, its running well slow tonight.

[Chelsea Blue]

This is running so f*cking slow.

[Cescy Football]

Im going ****ing bed me, its running well slow tonight.

Same.

Ta x

[Chelsea Blue]

SLEEPING'S FOR POOFS

[Brianlfc]

It's goodnight from me, And it's goodnight from him

[OnTheHippidyHop]

SLEEPING'S FOR POOFS

Agreed, MAN UP:Banana:

[Akny Gooner]

SLEEPING'S FOR POOFS

agree-able.

I say this as i go to bed.

I POOF

[Kelly_Owls]

I'm still going. My stamina is ace.

[Cescy Football]

I own all of you at Insomniess.

[Kelly_Owls]

No doubt about that :laugh:

[Crespo2006]

I own all of you at Insomniess.

U'd be suprised ;)

[Cescy Football]

No doubt about that :laugh:

Think it's funny?

U'd be suprised
Evening Hernan......oh sorry, you're the one that couldn't make out what gender I was.

I have nothing to say to you. :funslap

[Crespo2006]

Evening Hernan......oh sorry, you're the one that couldn't make out what gender I was.

I have nothing to say to you. :funslap

It doesn't matter what gender you are, as long as you have legs you'll do ;)

Muhahahaha. :p

Evenin' to you as well

[Cescy Football]

Stay back.

[Crespo2006]

Stay back.

Now wheres the fun in that :( spoil sport

Gosh it's boring may lose some matches on FM.

[Cescy Football]

Your sig is quality by the way mate.


Who is it.....:ashamed

['Uddersfield]

GFGSFG

[Digital Twisted]

I concur.

['Uddersfield]

I can;t speak :(

[Cescy Football]

Oh great, the softcorers have invaded my space. :rolleyes

I think it's time to bail...

['Uddersfield]

PFT. I have no idea.

[Cescy Football]

Neither do I, my joker owns your badger.:funslap

[Digital Twisted]

Yeah and Vader pisses all over the Joker. End of.

[Cescy Football]

Keeeeeep dreaming.

[Digital Twisted]

Whatever you say Mr 4th place.

[Kelly_Owls]

Reeto

[andu11]

WTUP people my first post here......Its 5-30 in the morn and i just got back from the craziest party ever.....and I dont slp when hammered.....just as well because i have to start studyn in 10 mnts or so

[andu11]

and also happy birth day INDIA !!!!!!!!!1

['Uddersfield]

Yeah, happy birthday India!!!!!one!!!1!!!!fourhundredandseven tyeight!!idontactuallygiveaflying****tbh mateim justpatronisingyou!!!

[Chelsea Blue]

Get ur gash out FFS 'Udderz.

[Chelsea Blue]

There are three people online.

[Chelsea Blue]

I'm going to bed you boring cünts.

[MFCMark~]

:hmmm

['Uddersfield]

DAN IS A WASTER.

[MFCMark~]

I just ate a bowl of Frosties.

['Uddersfield]

I've just been looking at pictures of the striker we signed today.

HE'S HUGE.

[MFCMark~]

Bet he's got a tiny cock.

[DonnyBob]

DAN IS A WASTER.

:laugh:

So true.

['Uddersfield]

:laugh:

So true.

He could barely hold his head up :laugh:

Im going to bed now, night. x

[MFCMark~]

STEWARDESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! MY KIDNEYS HAVE GONE DOWN THAT HOLE!

:laugh: Can't wait to see Lee Evans.

[MFCMark~]

Night :wave:

[DonnyBob]

He could barely hold his head up :laugh:

Im going to bed now, night. x

Night darling. xx

[MFCMark~]

15th most Insomnia Core.

[MFCMark~]

Make that 14th :hmmm

[DonnyBob]

Erm...yeah, I'm 1000 and something most Insomnia-cored.

[DonnyBob]

Mark, ya big penis.

[Chelsea Blue]

Get ur baps out.

[Digital Twisted]

Numero Uno.

[Annie_HTAFC]

What time does it have to be to post in here?:confused

Sorry, I can't be arsed to look through all the pages:rolleyes

[Cescy Football]

Between 3-5am.

But since it's your Birfday I will make an exception (seeing as I'm the king of IC)

Post Away!

[Swindon-Dave]

WAS'GWANIN BLUUUUD

[Michelle]

:waiting

[Crespo2006]

Anybody alive?

Watching the Olympics atm, it's crap :thumb

It's either that or I on DEMAND X-factor, but that makes me seem a little sad

[Chelsea Blue]

I'm watching The Simpsons, wooo.

[Crespo2006]

I'm watching The Simpsons, wooo.

Sweet, I stuck on Family Guy, got bored now watching "The Cheryl Cole Factor" I like it

:p

Aka The X Factor incase any of you start asking me what channel it's on.

[Chelsea Blue]

I would do anything to her. (Except Ashley)

[Crespo2006]

I would do anything to her. (Except Ashley)

http://www.los-toros.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cheryl_tweedy.jpg

Damn you Cole you ba*tard.

[Michelle]

Where's Phil :cry:

[Cescy Football]

Usain Bolt, tek a bow son........tek a bow.

[Digital Twisted]

Just in time.

[Digital Twisted]

Between 3-5am.

But since it's your Birfday I will make an exception (seeing as I'm the king of IC)

Post Away!

Out of Hours Exception:Approved

Stop lying to the newbies, 4th place doesn't even get you on the King's Podium peasant.

[Digital Twisted]

3.37 and all's well.

[OnTheHippidyHop]

3.37 and all's well.

Except i'm still up, again

[Crespo2006]

Woot woot where is you all?

:(

[Digital Twisted]

Woot woot where is you all?

:(

Not posting in here at 5.30am as that is Out Of Hours.

3-5am. :therethere

[Crespo2006]

Not posting in here at 5.30am as that is Out Of Hours.

3-5am. :therethere

Like you are now then haha

F*ck you man :funslap

[Digital Twisted]

Like you are now then haha

F*ck you man :funslap

I'm the law round here, I can post whenever I want to tell silly newbs they are being silly newbs.

So **** you. :funslap

[Crespo2006]

I'm the law round here, I can post whenever I want to tell silly newbs they are being silly newbs.

So **** you. :funslap

The law? :waiting I don't think so,

:blah You're just the only person sad enough to keep posting here :thumb

I'm the rebel (n00b) :salute:

[Digital Twisted]

The law? :waiting I don't think so,

:blah You're just the only person sad enough to keep posting here :thumb

I'm the rebel (n00b) :salute:

Says the guy posting in here.........

Moron.

[Crespo2006]

Says the guy posting in here.........

Moron.

You love it bitch.

[Digital Twisted]

Yes, yes I do, I love it when people talk themselves into their own downfall.

[Crespo2006]

Yes, yes I do, I love it when people talk themselves into their own downfall.

I'm on a football forum I can do as I wish. :thumb

Aint you got anything better to do old man?

[Digital Twisted]

Old man? You obviously have no idea what you're talking about.......no surprises there then.

[Crespo2006]

Old man? You obviously have no idea what you're talking about.......no surprises there then.

I log on and suprise suprise you're on, you're like 23-4 to me that's old.

Seems you've had a good evening :funslap

Last Activity: Today 23:07

[Digital Twisted]

What are you on about, I work 3-11 you toolbag, I sit on FF when I'm at work. Right now I'm about to have my tea and was just checking all my usual haunts i.e email, here, kickback, kotaku.

It's called multiple tabs son, just because I have a tab with FF open, doesn't mean I'm actually here, reading FF.

[Crespo2006]

Toolbag? Gosh solid words. Bless explaining yourself to me.

G'night

[Digital Twisted]

Explaining myself - Enlightening the stupid. Potato, Potatto.

[Crespo2006]

Explaining myself - Enlightening the stupid. Potato, Potatto.

At least we are talking within the restricted times now haha.

You upto much?

[Digital Twisted]

Actually no we're not. 3-5 Dear god, Crespo. :laugh:

[Dawg]

NOOOORTY.

[MFCMark~]

:no:

[Diamonds Fan]

Alright lads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HByNXFjdsq0

[Crespo2006]

Actually no we're not. 3-5 Dear god, Crespo. :laugh:

I don't like your rules. I demand they change haha :ashamed

[OnTheHippidyHop]

I don't like your rules. I demand they change haha :ashamed

Doubt that'll happen, not called Insomnia-Core for no reason:disco

[Digital Twisted]

Indeed. Besides the rules were set long ago by those who created the thread, I post in here most often because I'm the biggest insomniac on here, so hence am usually the one telling new people the hours.

3-5 it is, and 3-5 it shall remain.

In all seriousness though, continued breach of the 3-5 rule is considered breach of AUP and the mighty banhammer can swing down upon you removing access to Flood This, so consider yourself warned, in the friendliest of terms.

[Crespo2006]

In all seriousness though, continued breach of the 3-5 rule is considered breach of AUP and the mighty banhammer can swing down upon you removing access to Flood This, so consider yourself warned, in the friendliest of terms.

A hierarchy on a football forum, how bollocks is that.

6am :funslap fu*k no what will I do. I wish I wasnt pissed :cheers:

Anyway I'll take your "advice" and try follow it :thumb

[MFCMark~]

Raaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrr.

[Digital Twisted]

Indeed.

[MFCMark~]

Exactly.

Pendulum and Last Shadow Puppets at Reading Festival tomorrow. Sexy time.

[Ollie*CUFC]

Alright lads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HByNXFjdsq0

So first off you get the Hoff which puts you in a good mood thinking about how funny it is what a cult legend he's become, then you get the good stuff perving over the babes and then it gets interrupted half way through by a sausage fest! :angryfire Was that an early episode? I reckon they cut the abundance of weiner out in favour of the babes in later episodes? Yasmine Bleeth and all them took over. :clap:

[MFCMark~]

KJUHUGHIU.

[TAFKAP]

I'm core.

You're all fanny's.

[TLC]

Yes dear

[TAFKAP]

Yes dear


Get a grip, and move on out of my thread! Biatchkooshaka!

[MFCMark~]

Tut at the lack of activity in here.

[MFCMark~]

PENIS.

Night night x

[DAISY]

:whistle

[Digital Twisted]

Oooooh so close.

[Digital Twisted]

Quiet tonight.

[OnTheHippidyHop]

Is indeed quiet, again, I always seem to miss the convo's in here:coat

[Digital Twisted]

Only regulars get to take part in the great insomnia debate.

Wanna be involved, gotta have true insomnia.

[OnTheHippidyHop]

Hmm, true insomnia, called working nights, and actually not being able to sleep at all, t'is awesome, get loads done

Edit: Outside time, damn

[Diamonds Fan]

Hi.

[Digital Twisted]

O.O.H posting tut tut tut

Yes, I see the irony.

[Digital Twisted]

I start work in 8 hours.....I should really go to bed.

[MFCMark~]

You should.

[Digital Twisted]

I did and it was good.

[Digital Twisted]

Bow chicka bow wow

[Digital Twisted]

You're all part timers!

[Digital Twisted]

I am not, what gives you the right to call me a part timer I'm here all the time, take that back or else!

[Digital Twisted]

Get bent.

[Crespo2006]

Arguing with yourself, first sign of insanity? Think it was the second sign for me though haha.

['Uddersfield]

DT - I won't be able to post within the hours tonight, but I'm second more c0re so I can O.O.H if I want.

I just wanted to say that I love you and I hope you are well.

x

[MFCMark~]

kk bbz xx

It's hot.

[Digital Twisted]

DT - I won't be able to post within the hours tonight, but I'm second more c0re so I can O.O.H if I want.

I just wanted to say that I love you and I hope you are well.

x

:party

[MFCMark~]

“serious man,
you ****ing missus is nuts.
My missus is nuts and all,
she rings me at least 40 times a day….
Serious!”

I seen you last night, you were drinkin' in the pub,
You were drinkin' with that bird you tried to chat up in the nightclub,
Can't say her name but she's got a gammy eye,
And I feel an air of violence when I have to walk on by,
You can't deny it, it's something you can't miss,
That bird whos hangin' out with you is mad like cats piss,
Like bread and jam or a knife drawn with butter,
Face it son, your missus is a nutter!

[Chorus]
Oh son, your missus is a nutter!
Oh son, your missus is a nutter!
Oh son, your missus is a nutter!
Leave her alone! Your missus is a nutter!

I never seen a woman make a ****in' skinhead cry,
And I never seen a woman tryin' to snap an arm with a thigh,
Now I have and its just across the pub,
And the worst thing is,
she's taking you home for a rub,
You don’t deserve it, you know it’s a fact,
But mix her up with booze you gotta suicide pact,
2 tequilas and 4 vodka mules,
She's a wrecking ball and her fists are 'er tools.

Binge drinking, binge drinking tried keeping up with your missus,
What was I thinking?
She looks like Caprice,
But it’s a shock to see her wrestling 2 police,
With one in a headlock!
Fighting with bouncers and flashing her bits,
After too flamin’ sambucas she dont care who she hits,
Waking up on Sunday morning with bruises and cuts,
Face it son, your missus is nuts!

[Repeat Chorus]

Your missus was looking at my missus,
So my missus, sparked out your missus,
Your missus was looking at my missus,
So my missus, sparked out your missus,

It was last week, what really got me thinking,
About how your missus goes nuts when we go drinking,
Last week, she ended up on a binge, she got off her tits,
And showed the bouncers her minge,
And it’s the threat of grievous bodily harm,
She needs to keep calm,
And use her charm,
I used to think it was funny,
It made me laugh,
When she threw the ash trays at the bar staff.

Stabbed a man with a comb, just to get a drink,
Theres no logic,
just stand there, Drink, fight, drink, fight, drink

She grabs your throat, and stares into your eyes,
Have you ever seen a woman kill a man with her thighs?

Oh son, your missus is trouble,
Everytime you have a drink she has a double,
Is she on pukkas?
I think shes tripping,
Stop lookin' at me love this is water what I'm sippin'!

“I seen her get on a mountain bike,
and drove into chipland and did ‘em all in…. wikkid”

[Repeat chorus X 3]

She's nuts man!
She's off her head...innit!

:Banana:

[Digital Twisted]

Indeed.

[MFCMark~]

I wouldn't have thought so, but ok.

[Sacko]

Hi Guys.

First time poster in this thread. Do I qualify for Insomnia-core?

['Uddersfield]

:party

<3.

[spur-4-eva]

Hi Guys.

First time poster in this thread. Do I qualify for Insomnia-core?

You are only meant to post between the hours of 3am - 5am in this thread - that's how you qualify for it. :thumb

['Uddersfield]

You are only meant to post between the hours of 3am - 5am in this thread - that's how you qualify for it. :thumb
You're my best friend, ever.

[Digital Twisted]

You're my best friend, ever.

You two timing whore.

['Uddersfield]

We're more then friends.

[MFCMark~]

Dangleberrys.

['Uddersfield]

The Kambucha Mushroom people, sitting around all day

[MFCMark~]

I'm now equal 12th. Not far off being Top 10 Core.

Mikey06, where are you now? Lightweight.

[Brianlfc]

init late der lar!

['Uddersfield]

numb3r 2 0r n0th1ng

[MFCMark~]

Moved in 12th now.

It was foggy last night. It isn't tonight.

['Uddersfield]

You were foggy last night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNStVlJWy88

[MFCMark~]

So was your face. :eeek

Before this attraction ferments, kiss me properly and pull me apart.

['Uddersfield]

THWUMP.

[MFCMark~]

POW.

[Chelsea Blue]

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right.

['Uddersfield]

Sick bastard.

[MFCMark~]

:eeek

[Chelsea Blue]

Coffee gives me the shits, which is a shame. It's very nice.

[MFCMark~]

Can't stand coffee. I'm more of a tea man.

... ERM, I MEAN BEER.

['Uddersfield]

I don't drink either. Puffs.

[Chelsea Blue]

I used to drink coffee all the time, but now it gives me the trotsies, which is so shit as I CAN NO LONGER DRINK IT. I NEED COFFEE NOW BEING IN INSOMNIA CORE.

['Uddersfield]

NO YOU DONT YOU NEED STELLA

[MFCMark~]

STELLA WILL GET YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT, NOT PONCEY COFFEE.

[Chelsea Blue]

I'VE ALREADY DRUNK/DRANK? 16 AND AFTER I THREW THE CANS ON THE FLOOR AND SPAT AT THE SAME TIME.

[MFCMark~]

YOU SLAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

['Uddersfield]

Not happy.

[MFCMark~]

Sixteen's not enough.

['Uddersfield]

16 what

[MFCMark~]

Stellas.