Crying Wolf

[great white]

Following on from my midweek antics...the messages of goodwill and the subsequent insults on revealing the truth....

I will actually be away from you until next Wednesday as I have a long weekend on the cards....Saturday morning we will depart for the country house for the marriage of Paul and Emmaneul...Vals little brother...a weekend of major league lager/wine/champagne consumption is in the offing....it was a difficult decision to make....wedding or feigning illness and four days of internet without the boss being around.....

The brain and heart were saying go...the liver was being optimistic of surviving the onslaught...my bladder is undecided at the moment...the legs are stating they'll keep going all night long though no promises can be made when the Calavados comes out of an unmarked bottle.....Arms stated they will only work for lifting glasses and maybe restraining family feuds.....

Have fun....'cos I sure as hell will....

The neighbours....;)

[StretfordEnd]

Nice pic of the bridesmaids there GW . . . ;)

[Bleak]

F*ck off ;)

[K@mpso]

Are those your piss stains on thon wall and are those beasts looking a little nervous?

Have a good break - maybe you'll come over all romantic and in 9 months time..........

Child of Baz!!!! :eek:

[great white]

Originally posted by K@mpso
Have a good break - maybe you'll come over all romantic and in 9 months time..........

Child of Baz!!!! :eek: Judging by the amount of people that are gonna be dossing on the floors in the house, in tents outside and in their cars no doubt aswell the chances of getting a leg over are gonna be pretty slim...en plus after an evening of panic along the lines of Val saying have you seen this have you seen that and me giving fairly precise indications to a where abouts I finally move my arse and find it in two seconds...I think maybe calling her an overstressed miserable French middle aged battleaxe some how put a nail in that coffin....

*** it I don't care I'm packed...just the shit, shower and shave at 9 'ish tomorrow morning...roll on the apertif's at lunch time I say...... :)

[great white]

I forgot the hell of going through the wardrobe to find the bestest T'shirt to provoke the whole family and the need of a cleanish shirt and tie and actually digging out a different suit to the one worn at the civil ceremony.....:eek:

Yes folks tomorrow...it's the whole hog... a full on catholic church marriage ceremony....If the git in a frilly robe don't offer me wine and a pringle or two...he'll get a slap..:)

Thinking on it that could be the plan...holy communion on the sunday morning after the day on the juice (and going on the last marriage I attended here onion soup at 5 in the morning.....) hey maybe I'll confess aswell....:)

Finally found the old Endland shirt with Cantona and 7 on the back....I'll tidy up the rest when I get back.....

:laugh: :laugh:

[Shauny]

is that iraq in that picture ?

[StretfordEnd]

First picture I've ever seen of GW's place that didn't have a beer can in it :eek:

[Bleak]

Originally posted by StretfordEnd
First picture I've ever seen of GW's place that didn't have a beer can in it :eek:

Look more carefully ;)

[Hamill]

:laugh:

Have a good time GW, mirrors always look confusing in pictures! :)

[K@mpso]

It's a wonder madame lets him away with that - or maybe she is just as bad :eek:

[Mad]

Have a gay old time ;)

[James_F]

He's gone now. Lets talk about him.

[Horsey]

Originally posted by James_F
He's gone now. Lets talk about him.

He has a animal nickname.

[StretfordEnd]

He sells "appliances".

:eek:

[K@mpso]

He secretly wants French citizenship to please madame.

[StretfordEnd]

He's already gone native.

[K@mpso]

I'd like to see him go a while without alcohol just to see how more frustrated he becomes with the rest of the posters at our humble online abode.

How long do you reckon he'd last without it?

[StretfordEnd]

An hour ?

[K@mpso]

Are you saying he is the FF equivalent of George Best? Taking away the Ulster accent and footballing genius elements of course.......

[StretfordEnd]

But George Best would never have become a Frenchie, he had standards . . . ;)

[K@mpso]

Wonder if he ever had a few Frenchies though. At the same time too!

[StretfordEnd]

Almost certainly, but he had the will power to avoid marrying any of them ;)

[K@mpso]

:laugh:

I wonder if Baz has romantically renewed his vows over the weekend in a double ceremony.......

[StretfordEnd]

Depends if madame told him he had to . . .

[K@mpso]

Are you saying our resident tough talking shark bloke is under the thumb there Stret???

[great white]

*** me that was fun.......did England proud in the drinkin' stakes....feeling a bit fragile now though....might even consider marrying Val if means another 4 day pish up like that....

Gutted the cows at the farm next door have gone to cow heaven :(

[K@mpso]

You mean they have been sent to the abbatoir????

Hope the colours are helping ease the fragility.

[great white]

Originally posted by K@mpso
You mean they have been sent to the abbatoir????

Hope the colours are helping ease the fragility. :laugh: Kr@mps no need to prove you're a chav scum toerag

[K@mpso]

:salute: So have you managed to get through the minefield in your relationship that was threatening your continued use of FF???? :salute: