A little riddle for you all.....

[Danny C]

What is always coming, but never arrives?

[john_us]

tomarrow

[Dawg]

Well that flat out sucked

[Jagielka]

FIN

[PA.leach.FC]

Originally posted by CWL
What is always coming, but never arrives?

First-class mail??

[glasgow_tim]

new signings at celtic park :angryfire

[bindu]

A woman who has a experience with a someone who is crap at sexual stuff

And fortunately that isnt my problem ;)

[SnoopDogg]

...the first away win of the season :cry:

[Danny C]

Its tomorrow.

What goes up white, and comes down yellow and white?

[Smiffyboy]

A white man shagging a chinese woman?

[Danny C]

Behave you dutty wee bastardo

[Danny C]

No it aint that Smiffyboy

[The Truth]

A line of sniff?

[Danny C]

Nope

[wrecker]

An Egg.

[Danny C]

Yes its an egg.

Try this one for size.

What has yellow skin and writes?

[wrecker]

A ballpoint bannana.:rolleyes:

[wrecker]

"Holy riddler rip-off Batman".

[The Truth]

A dink.

[Danny C]

You bastard.

I didnt think anyone had ever seen that Batman movie.

Whats long, thin, covered in skin,
red in parts and goes in tarts?

[Jonesy]

Originally posted by CWL
You bastard.

I didnt think anyone had ever seen that Batman movie.

Whats long, thin, covered in skin,
red in parts and goes in tarts?

Whats with all these riddles... :rolleyes:

Anyway im crap at them :no:

[itfcangel]

I know the answer!

[Hamill]

So why not say it?

I suppose for some unlucky people it could be a *****..

[Smiffyboy]

Rhubarb.

That egg one was stoopid.

[Bluetonic]

A (p)enis

[Danny C]

Its rhubarb.

Try this one

What gets longer when pulled, fits between a womans tits, inserts neatly into a hole, and is best worked when jerked hard????????

[Smiffyboy]

Easy - It's rhubarb again.

[Tim_Ahoy]

Originally posted by glasgow_tim
new signings at celtic park :angryfire

:clap: :clap: :D :clap: :clap:

LMAO, Very Good......

[Bluetonic]

Originally posted by CWL
Its rhubarb.

Try this one

What gets longer when pulled, fits between a womans tits, inserts neatly into a hole, and is best worked when jerked hard????????

rubber so and so :cool2:

[Danny C]

Ehhh Errr try again!!!!!!