Big poem

[Swansea Til I die]

We've had the word association game, and the story continuing thread, so i though we could have one pretty much the same as that, except we gotta make it into a poem. I dont know how popular this will be, but anyway..............

After 2 lines rhyme, u then make up another line which doesnt have 2 rhyme with the one before it, but the one after it does.

And also, it goes without saying that u cant post twice in a row.

OK, I'll start



Welcome to Football forums.co.uk

[Elan_da_Scooby_Sheep]

Welcome to Football forums.co.uk [/B]

The football website thats staffed by drunks 24 hours a day

[Swansea Til I die]

But none come as drunk as super white ;)

[BARNETFAN1]

The bird who always talks sh*te. :D

[Infidel]

It appears that some people have no concept of rhythm...

[Owen]

The only thing that rhymes with that is Royal Lytham

:D

[Swansea Til I die]

Trust mr infidel to spoil this thread

(This is part of the poem BTW)

[Hartson]

Geordie Wilkie has a Boboons arse for a head.

[Infidel]

My post was a response to add to this ditty

[Hartson]

Jane Middlemiss has no titty

[Infidel]

This poem's pentametre is seriously flawed...

[Swansea Til I die]

I only started it cos i was bored

[Hartson]

quite in tune with this message board

[Swansea Til I die]

No no no - rhyming couplets i say

[Hartson]

Thats F@#ked it then!

[Swansea Til I die]

Bloody hell, you must have an IQ of ten

[Infidel]

Not unlike Sylvia Plath, this...

[Hartson]

R U trying to take the piss

[Swansea Til I die]

William shakespeare eat your heart out

[Hartson]

Have you ever seen a sheep pout?

[Hartson]

Them,there Welsh wear nice big Wellies

[Swansea Til I die]

No, u cant see their faces from behind

[Tuphead]

Please try to rhyme, may i remind?

[Swansea Til I die]

I think its hartson who doesnt understand the rules

[Fever Pitch]

Originally posted by Infidel
It appears that some people have no concept of rhythm...

Should get me to write them eh Matt? ;)

[Murno]

something he'd grasp better if he spent more time at schools

[Swansea Til I die]

Or even read a book once in a while

[Owen]

That last response caused me to smile.

[super white]

Now that's quite funny coz I smiled too

[Owen]

But I've got a dose of the fecking flu

[James_F]

I just had to lower the town and say something about a poo

[super white]

this poem is ruined - james trust u! ;)

[Swansea Til I die]

No, dont worry, its still ok

[super white]

swansea til i die - woteva u say ;)

[Swansea Til I die]

Ok, i know it aint a work of art

[super white]

but hey - at least we're taking part

[Swansea Til I die]

Thats right hels you are spot on

[Hartson]

Entre the city,its Hartson

[Swansea Til I die]

The ginger striker from my home land

[super white]

it's just a shame he's not so grand

[Swansea Til I die]

Used to play for a team called trallwn

[Swansea Til I die]

(hint that that rhymes with groin ;))

[Hartson]

He's fat and round

[Perfan]

and worth milions of pounds?!

[Elan_da_Scooby_Sheep]

I'm gonna go now, and get a glass of Orange....

[Perfan]

well that's rather strange

[Swansea Til I die]

Do orange and strange really rhyme?

[Perfan]

no not realy but is it a crime?

[DrownedRaccoon]

i say, this poem isn't quite so bad

(btw, NOTHING rhymes with orange, it was a dirty evil trick to ruin this beloved thread!)

[Swansea Til I die]

The b@stard, he really is quite sad

[super white]

says the one who started all this ;)

[Swansea Til I die]

I love u when ur angry, gizz us a kiss

[Hartson]

Why!Do you think he is a Sheep?

[Swansea Til I die]

Dont call her 'he', she will weep

[Perfan]

when one weeps the tears doth flow

[Hartson]

And the Welsh stand there and go to sleep

[Hartson]

But Bin-Ladens preference aint for sheep
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[super white]

im sure sheep doesnt rhyme with flow

[James_F]

but at least he had a go

[super white]

which is more than most people on this board

[Hartson]

One more BUD then i'll be floored!

[Elan_da_Scooby_Sheep]

Oi you *******, Thats it I'm off for a pint.... ;) <eg> :salute:

[James_F]

that's cos they are all gay lords

[SID]

AND WOMEN DON'T LIKE TOO WEAR SURFBOARDS!!:wave:

[super white]

i didnt think they were ade to wear? :confused:

[James_F]

no, so i think they should take care

[Hartson]

Bobby Robsons a senile old Prat

[DrownedRaccoon]

he's no more senile than my cat

[super white]

i hate cats - theyre dead stuck up

[Swansea Til I die]

Id much rather a little kitten than a pup

[super white]

but don't you think dogs are really quite sweet?

[Hartson]

Make good sausages,well tasty meat!

[Perfan]

If you don't like sausages it's not that good

[Hartson]

Then you can slit their throats and drink the BLOOD:chainsaw:

[DrownedRaccoon]

thats rather funny, like coventry's attack

[swinton miller]

Did you mention Coventry ? "I hear Gordons back "

[DrownedRaccoon]

Strachan's back, he's quite the fool

[swinton miller]

Tell me more while I pull up a stool :coolpimp:

[Perfan]

Are you downing whiskies in a bar?

[DrownedRaccoon]

straight from a sort of glass jar :eyemouth:

[Hartson]

Coventry City,on our way up and thats a fact
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[super white]

u aint go much better since strachan was sacked

[Hartson]

we are unbeaten since the ginger one left

[Swansea Til I die]

the match that david ellery reffed

[Perfan]

A referees haven't a clue

[swinton miller]

"I know" he fell over so i pis*ed in his shoe :D

[DrownedRaccoon]

When men were men and a pansy was a flower..........

[Swansea Til I die]

And fair maidens were locked in a tower

[Geordie_Wilky]

the coventry fan wants bellamy back!:D

[Geordie_Wilky]

because they really are a load of crap

[Swansea Til I die]

dont u know u cant post twice in a row

[James_F]

You've got to let the others have a go

[Elan_da_Scooby_Sheep]

Aww, forgive the fool he's from up north

[Geordie_Wilky]

kiss me arse u bunch of puffs!:salute: (kinda rymes)

[super white]

but it doesnt really rhyme tho does it?

[Elan_da_Scooby_Sheep]

you hafta expect that from a northern Muppet! :p :D

[Hartson]

Geordies have heads like Baboons asses

[Geordie_Wilky]

Southerners are inbred cockney w@nkas!

[swinton miller]

Who have hunchbacks and go to "dinner and dancers" :p

[Swansea Til I die]

Full of foreigners especialy francers

(It was the best i could do ok!!!)

[swinton miller]

That was Swansea Til I die who has all the answers
:D

[super white]

And one of Santa's reindeers is Prancer

:confused:
(they don't all have to rhyme wiv dancers from now on do they?)

[swinton miller]

Of course not super white take ya chances :dunce:

[super white]

I know this doesn't rhyme but I couldn't care less

[swinton miller]

And its ok by me if ya make a mess ;)

[super white]

that mess on the floor wasn't made by me!

[swinton miller]

I saw you do it before you hid in that tree :chainsaw:

[DrownedRaccoon]

does it matter who created the ****

[super white]

we're distracted by u and ur smelly arm pit

[4737 CARLING, SIR]

my armpits don't smell i replies with a grin

[Swansea Til I die]

Its not me, its the wheely bin :)

[swinton miller]

Well take that bin to the top of your path .

[Swansea Til I die]

Whats 1+1? U do the math

[swinton miller]

This thread has some very poor poets >>>>>>>

[DrownedRaccoon]

yeah, and they dont know its! :D

[super white]

That's quite possibly the worst one yet

[Broxi]

who whistled at the topless breakdancers

[Broxi]

jeezo I came on to reply to the francers one and every one posted while I was posting! Oh Well