ecfc girl
20th October 2004, 10:15
church attendances are dwindling...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/3758504.stm
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
TLC
20th October 2004, 10:36
:eek: HOLY 5HIT BAT MAN :eek:
Jo
20th October 2004, 10:45
hmmm.
not that smelling of bat's p1ss makes a difference to the oldies in the congregation!
K@mpso
21st October 2004, 10:05
While on church matters, a joke that Flysy (remember him) sent me today.
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer in his local and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night.
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh that's very nice John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's mates on the street . The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize last night, with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!"