in need of cheering up

[swfc_babe85]

any ideas how i can cheer myself up??

[51andCounting]

pleasure yourself

[Gruffy]

sit on the washing machine

[Escafeld]

Don't watch Wednesday.

[swfc_babe85]

can i just add sensible suggestions please

[Gruffy]

go up the pub and get p*ssed

[swfc_babe85]

i'd love too but im skint

[Escafeld]

Walk to the top of the nearest hill and admire the view.

[No-One Likes Us]

Think of most of the times you've played Millwall at Hillsborough recently. :(

[YipJaapStam]

Don't read 50andCounting's threads that he's put up today.

I've read them and don't feel cheered up in the slightest.

[51andCounting]

Originally posted by YipJaapStam
Don't read 50andCounting's threads that he's put up today.

I've read them and don't feel cheered up in the slightest.

:laugh:

[Uncle33]

Ooohh! What's the matter baby? Come to Papa. Here, sit on my lap and tell me all about it.

[James_F]

Sticks some pins into your Jags doll.

[perth seagull]

What's wrong, SWFC Babe?

[TLC]

Originally posted by YipJaapStam
Don't read 50andCounting's threads that he's put up today.

I've read them and don't feel cheered up in the slightest.

You beat me to it ... I was going to say that :cry:

Don't sit on uncle33's lap what ever you do ... he'll pay no attention to what you are saying and only want to discuss the first thing that comes up :eek:

Seriously ... when I'm skint and fed up I spend a day pampering myself, facial, hot bath, removal of excess body hair, hot oil treatment for the hair, all that stuff. Always makes me feel loads better

[Bluetonic]

Originally posted by TLC
removal of excess body hair, hot oil treatment for the hair,

You quite hairy then :eek: :eek: :eek:

[TLC]

Not at all, I was thinking about eyebrow tweezing. :p

[James_F]

Originally posted by TLC


Seriously ... when I'm skint and fed up I spend a day pampering myself, facial, hot bath, removal of excess body hair, hot oil treatment for the hair, all that stuff. Always makes me feel loads better

http://www.20six.co.uk/pub/Locotes/for_women3.jpg

[K@mpso]

This is another thread for the girlie forum......

Must speak to Gail about the availability of a room.

[Athers]

Originally posted by James_F
http://www.20six.co.uk/pub/Locotes/for_women3.jpg

That's brilliant.

[James_F]

'Microsoft Yap' is my favourite bit ;)

[TLC]

Originally posted by K@mpso
Must speak to Gail about the availability of a room.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

GAIL .... RUN FOR IT GIRL

;)

[Shauny]

:cool2:

[bindu]

My tip is sit down all day get a nice big bag of your fav chocolate and watch lots of crap tv! Works better when you have Sky though - you get to watch Will and Grace all day long.

[bindu]

please tell me thats not one of your friends Shaun!

[Shauny]

no but i know who owns the car

[bindu]

Ok that is scary!

[Shauny]

aawwwwww who removed it ?

it was only some wierd guy dressed in stockings with his cock in the exhaust of a car :no:

[Shauny]

Originally posted by bindu
Ok that is scary!

:rolleyes: i dont really know the man or car.

[Fent]

http://www.theladsmag.co.uk/hollyoaks/5.jpg

[swfc_babe85]

Originally posted by perth seagull
What's wrong, SWFC Babe?

thats the thing I don't know I just feel down in the dumps :(

[Jagielka]

Would you feel better if you had some male company?

[swfc_babe85]

yeh I would actually

can some fetch me jp mcgovern and lee ryan please??

[QPRW12]

my mest mate is called john mcgovern. weird!...


he watched me have a bath once.

[swfc_babe85]

sooo can anyone get me jon paul mcgovern and lee ryan??

[Jagielka]

You can have me instead. :cool2:

I can honestly say that I am better looking than Jon Paul McGovern, god knows why you like him so much. :confused:

[swfc_babe85]

you??

what did i do to deserve that?? I didn't mean to be a bad girl :(

mcgovern is yummie

[QPRW12]

ruining the new members board has cheered me up no end, and i was already very cheery!

[Jagielka]

Originally posted by swfc_babe85
you??

what did i do to deserve that?? I didn't mean to be a bad girl :(

I'm not that bad. :biggrin2:

[swfc_babe85]

never seen a photo so I wouldn't know

[StretfordEnd]

Originally posted by QPRW12
ruining the new members board has cheered me up no end, and i was already very cheery!

I hope you wasted loads of time doing it . . . :yawn:

[Danny C]

Originally posted by swfc_babe85
sooo can anyone get me jon paul mcgovern and lee ryan??


Will a Duncan James lookalike do?

[swfc_babe85]

no

[I Love Wolves]

:laugh:

[Danny C]

Ok

soundalike and lookalike?

[Athers]

She wanted cheering up not being hit-on.

[Danny C]

Exactly my intention cheering up.

I have a girl anyway.

[Athers]

You offering yourself makes her feel worse I bet.

[Danny C]

Forget I said anything.

I got a comedy link if you want a good laugh to cheer you up.

Ask for any comedian and i might be able to send something


*Recommended* 'The Mole' by Jasper Carrott

[ProudOwl]

Originally posted by swfc_babe85
sooo can anyone get me jon paul mcgovern and lee ryan??

http://www.anzowls.com/gallery/season/04-05/preseason-mcgovern2.jpg

:drool: :laugh:

[Bluetonic]

Rach,

Two chavs in a car without any music on.. who's driving?

[swfc_babe85]

heard it benj

and thanks matt :drool: :D

[Fent]

Originally posted by swfc_babe85
sooo can anyone get me jon paul mcgovern and lee ryan??

just imagine their taking you on a romantic weekend away to Milan, works for me (with women I like mind)

[swfc_babe85]

why milan??

id rather go to barcalona

[Fent]

my girlfriend prefers Italy

[swfc_babe85]

nah im not a lover of italy only its food.

[Fent]

ok what "I love you in Spannish" is it better than saying 'Ti Amore, mio Oca'

[swfc_babe85]

no its just me im weird

[QPRW12]

Originally posted by StretfordEnd
I hope you wasted loads of time doing it . . . :yawn:

haha bout 10 minutes, thought id be nice and say hi to all the newbies

[Jagielka]

Milan is a shithole, I much prefer Venice.

[Kop]

But Barcelona is superior to there. Infact superior to anywhere in the World.