Ferrari sign up the scousers

[ParrotClete]

The Ferrari formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK
Government's youth opportunity scheme and employ people from Liverpool. The decision to hire them was brought on a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 Seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds
with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment.

Prime Minister Tony Blair, went on record as saying this was a bold
move by the
Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition
of the UK under new labour. As most races are won and lost in the
pits, Ferrari now have the advantage over every team.

[StretfordEnd]

[K@mpso]

Thought that was a pic from your collection of Barrymore images there Stret....... :eek:

[est1865]

haha

[Grahame]

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for. At the
crew's first practice session the Liverpool pit crew successfully
changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had
re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8
bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird
>in the shower.

[JohnnyBoy]

Older than this bloke.

http://lifeinlegacy.com/2004/0313/RiudavetsJoan.jpg

[Jagielka]

Is that Junior Soprano?

[JohnnyBoy]

No, but I can see the resemblance.

:laugh:

[StretfordEnd]

This joke is older than

[I Love Wolves]

:laugh: I like it. :laugh:

[great white]

Originally posted by StretfordEnd
This joke is older than
Sheep?..... :confused:

[StretfordEnd]

Originally posted by great white
Sheep?..... :confused:

. . . the hills.

:dunce:

[KINA_Red]

Originally posted by ParrotClete
The Ferrari formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK
Government's youth opportunity scheme and employ people from Liverpool. The decision to hire them was brought on a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 Seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds
with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment.

Prime Minister Tony Blair, went on record as saying this was a bold
move by the
Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition
of the UK under new labour. As most races are won and lost in the
pits, Ferrari now have the advantage over every team.

No offence ParrotClete but what has this got to do with football?:confused:

[StretfordEnd]

Originally posted by KINA_Red
No offence ParrotClete but what has this got to do with football?:confused:

No offence KINA but this is the General Off Topic Forum, where football isn't allowed . . .

[TLC]

I like it ... it's new to me :)

[4737 CARLING, SIR]

Originally posted by Jagielka
Is that Junior Soprano?

:laugh: :clap: :laugh: :clap:

[ritchie_50]

Originally posted by Grahame
and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8
bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird
>in the shower.

The BNP could buy a seat in Burnley for that.

[Bluetonic]

Originally posted by TLC
I like it ... it's new to me :)

Likewise tis a :D

[KINA_Red]

Originally posted by StretfordEnd
No offence KINA but this is the General Off Topic Forum, where football isn't allowed . . .

Well,I found this in the campionship forum.