17lb baby born in Brazil . . .- The Mrs Stilger Thread [Archive]

ManchesterIsRed

20th January 2005, 23:30

A woman in Brazil has given birth to a "giant baby" weighing 17lb (8kg) - twice the size of an average newborn.
Ademilton dos Santos is the heaviest boy ever born in Brazil, says the Brazilian Gynaecological Association.

Ademilton was born by Caesarean section on Wednesday at a hospital in Salvador in north-eastern Brazil.

He is Francisca Ramos dos Santos' fifth child and doctors said his unusual size was probably due to his mother's diabetes condition.

Paediatrician Luiz Sena Azul said Ademilton "could truly be considered a giant baby, for he was born weighing what a six-month-old-baby normally weighs".

Mrs Santos, 38, has four other children - aged nine, 12, 14, and 15 - who were all of normal weight when they were born.

"She knew Ademilton would be a big baby, but not this big," Ms Leal said. "She, her husband and the hospital staff were caught by surprise."

Ademilton is being given glucose solution intravenously, to maintain a safe level of blood sugar, because of his mother's diabetes.

He is also receiving oxygen because of breathing problems. But his general state of health is good, according to the hospital director.

"Both mother and baby are doing just fine," said Rita Leal, director of the Albert Sabin Maternity Hospital.

For Alfredo de Jesus dos Santos, his wife's diabetes was also a problem during previous pregnancies.

"Yes, I got very worried," he said. "I got very worried because diabetes is a disease that never gets better."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4191765.stm

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40741000/jpg/_40741809_ademiltonap203bdy.jpg

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I Love Wolves

21st January 2005, 00:19

Bloody hell. He's huge. How the fook did he fit in there.

dundee_boy1985

21st January 2005, 00:47

Pretty big

gary_fletcher

21st January 2005, 01:25

fat bastard.

Jock

21st January 2005, 02:31

It doesn't say he was delivered by Caeserian section. That must have been like trying to crap a bowling ball.

Mr Sinistero

21st January 2005, 03:30

Originally posted by ManchesterIsRed
[B
Ademilton was born by Caesarean section on Wednesday at a hospital in Salvador in north-eastern Brazil.
[/B]

:)

Jock

21st January 2005, 03:42

Damnit!!! reading > me

TLC

21st January 2005, 13:08

Originally posted by Jock
That must have been like trying to crap a bowling ball.

From conversations I have had with women who have had children this is the general discription of what it feels like to have a normal baby :cry:

Norfolk Baz

21st January 2005, 13:25

Originally posted by TLC
From conversations I have had with women who have had children this is the general discription of what it feels like to have a normal baby :cry: Never mind. They can just lie back and think of the benefits they can claim...... :no: :mad:

TLC

21st January 2005, 14:02

Nothing like condemning the entire female race eh Baz ?

Of the group of friends I was referring to every one of them works, pays for nursery / day care etc. and is not dependant upon benefits.

Of course the day you men can undertake the having a baby portion of the reproductive process for us I'm sure many many women will be more than happy to have men go through the shitting a bowling ball sensation ...

assuming of course that you are 'men enough' to handle the sensation :)
x

K@mpso

21st January 2005, 15:26

Well I was present at the birth of our 2 sons and I certainly wouldn't even contemplate having to have gone through that experience TLC!

TAFKAP

21st January 2005, 15:39

Originally posted by TLC
I'm sure many many women will be more than happy to have men go through the shitting a bowling ball sensation ...

I've been through that sensation on many an occaision...

Smiffyboy

21st January 2005, 15:56

Originally posted by Norfolk Baz
Never mind. They can just lie back and think of the benefits they can claim...... :no: :mad:
:laugh:

Sometimes you excel yourself Baz.

:laugh:

TLC

21st January 2005, 16:15

Originally posted by per4orm
I've been through that sensation on many an occaision...

Saying nothing :no:

TAFKAP

21st January 2005, 16:21

Originally posted by TLC
Saying nothing :no:

And yet you did say something...

...post whore :p

TLC

21st January 2005, 16:44

Originally posted by per4orm
And yet you did say something...

...post whore :p

Take's one to know one :p

;)

Paulus_

21st January 2005, 16:49

Is it true it's like having your top lip pulled over the top of your head?

22nd January 2005, 01:36

:laugh:

I wouldn't have thought so. Maybe it's like someone chopping the end off your willy :rolleyes:

Jock

22nd January 2005, 03:37

I've been circumcised, wasn't that bad:D

Norfolk Baz

22nd January 2005, 12:49

Originally posted by TLC
Of the group of friends I was referring to every one of them works, pays for nursery / day care etc. and is not dependant upon benefits.Well I doubt if a lady such as you, TLC mixes with the scummy garbage that have half a dozen kids all by different fathers and never does a day's work.

In any event, I said nothing about being DEPENDENT on benefits. Fact is that even wealthy parents are given child benefit, paid to take a few years off work and the children are now given a nest egg - all at the taxpayers expense.

If people want kids, they should bloody well pay for them. Not expect the taxpayer to shellout millions.

22nd January 2005, 14:51

Originally posted by Jock
I've been circumcised, wasn't that bad:D

Hmmm, thanks for that.

Do you remember it?

And is that really the same as having the end of your willy chopped off?
I can have it arranged if you like?!

Stilger

22nd January 2005, 16:04

Originally posted by K@mpso
Well I was present at the birth of our 2 sons and I certainly wouldn't even contemplate having to have gone through that experience TLC!

Well I was present at the birth of our two sons and I can tell you I wont be there for the third.

I mean, she was really whiney and bitched about every little thing. Screaming about contractions, demanding an epidural then whining about the needle, yelling obscenities at everyone over the "pain." :rolleyes:

That's the mark of a really selfish women. Did she care that I was taking time out of my busy day to try and be supportive of her? Did she care that I had to stand around bored for hours listening to her noise? What about my problems?

Oh, very big ;)

Jock

24th January 2005, 04:58

Do you remember it?

:cry: Ohh yes. It was even worse than 'the umbrella'. If you don't know what 'the umbrella' is lads then consider yourself incredibly lucky.

And is that really the same as having the end of your willy chopped off?

My foreskin was the end of my willy.

I Love Wolves

24th January 2005, 16:26

Originally posted by Stilger
Well I was present at the birth of our two sons and I can tell you I wont be there for the third.

I mean, she was really whiney and bitched about every little thing. Screaming about contractions, demanding an epidural then whining about the needle, yelling obscenities at everyone over the "pain." :rolleyes:

That's the mark of a really selfish women. Did she care that I was taking time out of my busy day to try and be supportive of her? Did she care that I had to stand around bored for hours listening to her noise? What about my problems?

Oh, very big ;)

Apparently during the labour the woman goes through sh*t like that due to all the hormones etc and sometimes most can't remember it. It's like a phase where something takes over. I suppose it would have to to go through such pain.

My sister actually fell asleep during her labour :laugh: and she can't remember that time either.

Smiffyboy

25th January 2005, 15:13

Originally posted by Jock
If you don't know what 'the umbrella' is lads then consider yourself incredibly lucky.
Still on the penicillin? ;)

Stilger

3rd February 2005, 11:29

Stilger
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Originally posted by K@mpso
Well I was present at the birth of our 2 sons and I certainly wouldn't even contemplate having to have gone through that experience TLC!
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Well I was present at the birth of our two sons and I can tell you I wont be there for the third.

I mean, she was really whiney and bitched about every little thing. Screaming about contractions, demanding an epidural then whining about the needle, yelling obscenities at everyone over the "pain."

That's the mark of a really selfish women. Did she care that I was taking time out of my busy day to try and be supportive of her? Did she care that I had to stand around bored for hours listening to her noise? What about my problems?

Oh, very big

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You were only present for the birth of the first child. The other I was completely alone other than the midwife.

Stilger

3rd February 2005, 11:31

If you are not going to be present for the third child, find another wife because you will never have a chance to conceive another child with me.

TLC

3rd February 2005, 11:50

:eek: ... Mrs Stilger ?????????? :confused:

Stilger

3rd February 2005, 11:50

Secondly with the second child I did not have an Epidural. I felt every cut and every prick of the needle down there when they had to sew up the cut made so I could deliver the baby. I would like to see you let a doctor take a pair of scissors to your ***** and start cutting!!!!!!!!!!.

Stilger

3rd February 2005, 11:51

Mrs Stilger

Yes that's me.

TLC

3rd February 2005, 11:52

Well hello there :wave:

ourkid

3rd February 2005, 11:52

this is one for the history books!

TLC

3rd February 2005, 11:54

Can we ask exactly what you plan to do to Mr Stilger when he get's home tonight :D

James_F

3rd February 2005, 11:56

Busted!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

K@mpso

3rd February 2005, 12:18

Oh fer fecks sake :eek:

Talk about hoist with his own petar :laugh:

Paulus_

3rd February 2005, 12:22

Oh, to be a fly on the wall in that house!
:drool:

Stilger

3rd February 2005, 12:28

There are just a couple of things you should know about Stilger.
1. He is fat (grotesquely so).
2. He is ugly – his hair is thinning and bits of blubber going every where.
3. He has a really small male organ.(p****)
4. He lasts under a minute
5. I would never have had sex with him a second time if I had not been so naïve. Actually I never would have even had sex with him the first time, he wasn't that good looking when I met with him.

Stilger

3rd February 2005, 12:31

I am not going to do anything to him, I am going to let you boys do all the talking.

I married him so I am stuck with him (it is not a choice).

K@mpso

3rd February 2005, 12:32

Are you not simply going out of your way to get your own back on him in his little cyberspace home Mrs S?

Get a pic to confirm the evidence! ;)

Anyway, what time is it there?

TLC

3rd February 2005, 12:33

Any chance you could add a picture of him so we can photoshop it ? PLEEEEEAAAASSE :D

K@mpso

3rd February 2005, 12:34

Originally posted by Stilger
I am not going to do anything to him, I am going to let you boys do all the talking.

I married him so I am stuck with him (it is not a choice).

Will there not be a bit of an atmosphere when he next sees you though? It will be difficult to stay quiet over this surely?

Oh, and you could always register yourself under your own choice of username........ ;)

Suggestions please for Mrs S.

Stilger

3rd February 2005, 13:02

It's five a.m over here.

TLC

3rd February 2005, 13:06

:eek: you should be in bed lady :)

K@mpso

3rd February 2005, 13:08

Maybe Stilger is there in a pool of blood?? :eek:

_00_deathscar

3rd February 2005, 14:06

Wow!

:laugh:

StretfordEnd

3rd February 2005, 14:18

Originally posted by Stilger
There are just a couple of things you should know about Stilger.
1. He is fat (grotesquely so).
2. He is ugly – his hair is thinning and bits of blubber going every where.
3. He has a really small male organ.(p****)
4. He lasts under a minute
5. I would never have had sex with him a second time if I had not been so naïve. Actually I never would have even had sex with him the first time, he wasn't that good looking when I met with him.

You must have married him for the pay cheque then.

Gold digger! :laugh:

Red&WhiteEnsign

3rd February 2005, 14:19

Is birthpain similar to that of when you are laughing so much it hurts like hell....I doubt it very much but boy are my ribs hurtin' right now.....

Think Stilger better change his password and log out of FF when he's finished posting from now on
..........

:laugh: :laugh:

Smiffyboy

3rd February 2005, 14:23

:clap: :laugh:

FF Hall of Fame here we come!

perth seagull

3rd February 2005, 14:51

:laugh: @ this thread!

Mrs. Stilger, are you a MILF? ;)

Shauny

3rd February 2005, 15:40

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA

***IN SUPERB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kop

3rd February 2005, 17:14

THREAD OF THE YEAR :laugh:

FallowfieldHUFC

3rd February 2005, 17:45

Maybe Mr. Stilger will wake up to find one day, that his "cocktail" sausage will be served on a stick.

Made me afternoon this like :laugh:

Red&WhiteEnsign

3rd February 2005, 18:33

Originally posted by Kopite4life
THREAD OF THE YEAR :laugh: Still a long way to go.........Blimey idea.... :)

Shauny

3rd February 2005, 18:34

i want a photo of this balloon

i have told my whole family and everyone i know about this..i suspect also that a vast majority of people i know have read it also.

really made my year

Red&WhiteEnsign

3rd February 2005, 18:42

Originally posted by Shauny
i want a photo of this balloon

i have told my whole family and everyone i know about this..i suspect also that a vast majority of people i know have read it also.

really made my year Did you go and jack off in the toilet aswell?.... ;)

Shauny

3rd February 2005, 18:46

did :cool2:

CAFC Matt

3rd February 2005, 20:58

And I thought the baby my mum looked after was fat!!!!!

The Truth

3rd February 2005, 21:33

**** that was funny.

:laugh: :laugh:

ManchesterIsRed

3rd February 2005, 21:35

Ooops.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Shauny

4th February 2005, 04:30

Originally posted by CAFC Matt
And I thought the baby my mum looked after was fat!!!!!

.that isnt what we are laughing at

_00_deathscar

4th February 2005, 09:28

:laugh: @ Matt

Get's better!

TechyChick

5th February 2005, 00:16

Ok so I know these two love-birds in real life. And happened to run across this forum. As Odd as these posts seem to the rest of you, this is everyday life in the "Stilger" house. I've spent more hours there than I care to admit at this point. What's most amusing is I doubt Stilger actually knows what his wife has posted yet. He tends to be fairly oblivious to their arguments most of the time anyway though.

As to some of the speculation at the validity of her acusations I can vouche for her truthfulness.

The Gold-digger comment I find endlessly amusing as well. Due to the fact that she came from a fairly well of family and his truck looked like he bought it from a junkyard. Though that may have only been because of the garbage heap in the bed of it, oh and the smell of soy sauce. ::twitch::

I'm not real sure why she married him in the first place.. I'm not sure why she went out with him either... Unless it was some sort of bet. Then again her track record on boyfriends wasn't the greatest in the first place...

Anyhow, I could probably go on for hours about stories that would keep you endlessly entertained but somehow it makes me sad to think I was involved.

ManchesterIsRed

5th February 2005, 00:20

This is surely a WUM ?!

:eek:

Red&WhiteEnsign

5th February 2005, 00:20

Welcome along TechyChick....:)

Robin_L

5th February 2005, 00:28

Gotta be a wind-up now. We could turn this into an FF Soap Opera, with daily updates from the Stilger compound :cool2:

ManchesterIsRed

5th February 2005, 00:28

He's online now !

Or is it she ?

;)

perth seagull

5th February 2005, 03:04

Will Stilger ever return, or will he disappear forever under a cloud of embarassment?

Shauny

5th February 2005, 06:04

either way this will go down as a SUUPPERB thread for all time.
we will talk about this for years to come.

and welcome TechyChick..is there any more gossip..or pictures that you could post ?

please say u have a picture of him, or his truck

xxx

evil homer

5th February 2005, 20:16

i feel sorry for that poor kids dad, cos there is no way in hell that his wife is gonna let him near her again after that.

wrecker

5th February 2005, 20:40

Originally posted by Stilger
I married him so I am stuck with him (it is not a choice).
:cool2:
An apt headline for Trisha!!....

......Either that or: My hubby is a sexless bloaty with a hernia for a peni$, please teach him to perform in bed.

Poor Mr Stilger.Isn't this grounds for divorce?:no:

Smiffyboy

6th February 2005, 18:57

Oh please - A close friend just happened to stumble across this site days after the Mrs Stilger incident? Please! :rolleyes:

Shauny

8th February 2005, 03:58

she could have told her friend about it.
woman DO speak you know, if anything, they do that well.

TRUST ME...

...if not, ask STILGER :cool2:

Stilger

8th February 2005, 09:19

Hmmm.....

I usually leave my computer at work on for days at a time. Being lazy, I also almost always leave at least one browser on FF as well.

My wife came in to work with me the other night. When I was called out to work on a server at one of our data centers I left her at the office and let her play on my computer. She found the browser set on FF, and specifically, the post that offended her.

Not being message board savvy she didn't understand the meaning of the emoticons in the post, not being FF savvy she didn't understand the extremely sarcastic nature of the current affairs forum. Obviously she overreacted and wrote her first several replies.

When I got back from the data center she played it cool and acted as if nothing was wrong. The next day when I was at school she went over to her friends house, cried on her shoulder, and showed her this thread.

TechyChick, who has been a longtime and very close friend of my wife and myself (at least until recently it seems, in my case) then wrote her post.

My wife and I have had a "discussion" regarding this thread. I have pointed out the emoticons to her and explained there meaning, specifically this one at the end of the post:

Oh, very big ;)

She seems to understand it was meant as a joke, and everything appears to be fine now. (Translation: I didn't kill her, now our "friend"....)

I have invited her to participate in future FF CA discussions, and if she does so it will be under the handle Mrs. Stilger. Unless of course she thinks of something better, at which point we will let you all know.

Smiffyboy

8th February 2005, 09:34

:clap:

I think you're up for an award Mr Stilger

:laugh:

TLC

8th February 2005, 10:15

Welcome back Stilger ... glad to hear you are still in one peice :clap:

K@mpso

8th February 2005, 10:25

Fair play Stilger :laugh:

Will the rest of us be able to handle her as well as you obviously can??? ;)

Shauny

8th February 2005, 15:38

Stilger...u still have a small cock tho.

i will use this against you in the weeks and months ahead.

welcome back. im glad u are still married

perth seagull

8th February 2005, 16:11

Stilger, I hope the make up sex was good.

Or at least better than the norm - according to your wife! :laugh:

Sounds like you may have some marital issues judging by the harshness of her posts.

But seriously, good to see you back.:)

Red&WhiteEnsign

8th February 2005, 23:31

Gonna cost you dear......And Valentines coming up aswell.....

:laugh: :laugh:

Shauny

9th February 2005, 06:36

im surprised he could even show his font around here again.

Stilger

9th February 2005, 06:44

Originally posted by Shauny
Stilger...u still have a small cock tho.

It's how you wiggle it.... or something.... :confused:

:sex:

Originally posted by Shauny
welcome back. im glad u are still married

Didn't realize I had ever left.

I blame it on this degree I'm trying to finish, I have time to read through the posts here every night, just not enough time to respond to them.